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Highly Evolved
Retired [R] Wood Elf

Look I'd explain it to you, but you probably wouldn't understand would you? I mean if you're still kind of blocked from experiencing your authentic self it can be hard to see fully activated people being authentic and achieving powers beyond your reckoning. Thats why everyone seems to want to hit us in the face till we die all the time. But thats ok. We've evolved a power of infinite forgiveness. Having dissolved the ego, we're ready to share the way Blood Bowl is going to be played in the next century. You don't have to be angry at our superiority, just say something nice every now and again when you see us perform some sublime miracle of athleticism and aesthetics combined. You know something like 'Oh blissfully evolved beings, how can we become so fragrant and utterly dazzling as you- can we give you a foot rub after the game?' That'd be nice. Or just go on hitting us if you must, I mean we dissolved our egos so I guess you may as well dissolve our ribcages as well. Oh and by the way watch out for Steve, he's… well he's odd, but his heart's absolutely in the right place and we're sure he's transitioning through this phase to be the winged creature we all know is inside of him. Just don't hang around him on the pitch and you should be fine.

Love and Light

The Evolved.
(that didn't come across that we were a bit too full of ourselves did it?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The New Paradigm
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Quinoa
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   21 3 3 0 0 0 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
3
Shanti
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick, Wrestle
   19 5 3 1 0 0 16/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Roots and Culture
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   12 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
6
The Golden Arc
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate
   5 9 1 0 0 0 12/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Dhamma'd if I'm going to lose
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
   20 5 2 0 1 2 23/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
Level 5 Vegan
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Wrestle, Shadowing, Side Step
   9 2 4 0 1 3 31/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
10
Alpaca Farmer
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block, Side Step, Sure Feet
   19 12 8 0 1 1 43/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
11
Steve
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Mighty Blow, Block, Juggernaut
   19 4 0 0 19 1 47/ 150k
(70+80)k
  
17
Alexander Weaktree
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Billy Hideousorc
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: extremegrazedknee Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1530k (±570) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (8/4/9) |TD Diff:7 (41 - 34) |Cas Diff:-14 (23/5/4 - 27/14/5)
Last Opponent: Sardonica