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Highly Evolved
Retired [R] Wood Elf
Look I'd explain it to you, but you probably wouldn't understand would you? I mean if you're still kind of blocked from experiencing your authentic self it can be hard to see fully activated people being authentic and achieving powers beyond your reckoning. Thats why everyone seems to want to hit us in the face till we die all the time. But thats ok. We've evolved a power of infinite forgiveness. Having dissolved the ego, we're ready to share the way Blood Bowl is going to be played in the next century. You don't have to be angry at our superiority, just say something nice every now and again when you see us perform some sublime miracle of athleticism and aesthetics combined. You know something like 'Oh blissfully evolved beings, how can we become so fragrant and utterly dazzling as you- can we give you a foot rub after the game?' That'd be nice. Or just go on hitting us if you must, I mean we dissolved our egos so I guess you may as well dissolve our ribcages as well. Oh and by the way watch out for Steve, he's… well he's odd, but his heart's absolutely in the right place and we're sure he's transitioning through this phase to be the winged creature we all know is inside of him. Just don't hang around him on the pitch and you should be fine.

Love and Light

The Evolved.
(that didn't come across that we were a bit too full of ourselves did it?)

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1The New ParadigmWardancer8347Block, Dodge, Leap 1000000120k (120+0k) 
2 QuinoaLineman7347Block 21330001270k (70+20k) 
3ShantiLineman7347Kick, Wrestle 19531001670k (70+40k) 
4Roots and CultureTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate 12000015120k (120+0k) 
6The Golden ArcThrower7347Pass, Accurate 5910001290k (90+20k) 
7Dhamma'd if I'm going to loseLineman7347Block, Dodge 20520122370k (70+40k) 
9 Level 5 VeganCatcher8247Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Wrestle, Shadowing, Side Step 9240133190k (90+60k) 
10 Alpaca FarmerCatcher8247Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet 191280114390k (90+60k) 
11 SteveLineman7347Mighty Blow, Block, Juggernaut 194001914770k (70+80k) 
17Alexander WeaktreeJourneyman Lineman7347Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
18Billy HideousorcJourneyman Lineman7347Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
9 players  
Coach: extremegrazedknee Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1530k (±570) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (8/4/9) |TD Diff:7 (41 - 34) |Cas Diff:-14 (23/5/4 - 27/14/5)
Last Opponent: Sardonica