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Hostile Kiddies IV
P [L] Human


Hostile Kiddies IV was recruited from only the roughest neighbor hoods of the Empire, each member hand picked out of the slum leagues. They don't win many games, but they certainly leave their mark on every opponent.
#1 Dom Trady IV 111 SPP
Despite a bung leg, Dom has survived pretty much every game since the inception of the Hostile Kidz, throwing bombs for TDs like he throws $1 bills at single mothers in the strip club.
5-3-3-8 (Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Kick, Nerves of Steel, Kick Off Return, -MA)
#4 Wustin Jatt II 108 SPP
This Bad ass Started with the original HK4 team and remains to this day, as one of the original killas he is feared throughout the SWL Regionals.
7-4-2-8 (Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Jump Up, +Guard)
#6 Eulian Jendelman 84 SPP
Only new to the Hostile Kiddies, Eulian has earned his stripes as a pure weapon of elf like speed and suprising power.
10-3-3-6 (dodge, catch, +MA, +ST, Block, +MA, Niggle, +MA, -AV)
Trial Of Blood LX: 1-3-8
LIX Regionals: 3-0-4
LX Regionals: 2-0-4
LXI Regionals: 0-1-6
LXII Regionals: 3-1-3
LXIII Regionals: 2-1-3
LXIV Conference: 1-0-6
LXV Conference: 3-1-3
LXVI Conference: 2-0-5
LXVII Conference: 1-0-0 (Dropped due to RL)
LXVIII Conference: 1-0-1 (Dropped due to RL)
POST SWL 2-1-1
Mrs. Smacks Super 7's Open 2017 2-0-1 (2nd Overall)
Biggest win 3-0 vs Necropolis Nightjars
Biggest loss 0-4 vs Southern Warpstone Scavengers
Highest score for 3
Best Casualty score 8-0 vs Cripple Peak Stone Stealers
Worst Casualty score 1-7 vs Blackwater Glee Club
First win vs Doddle (Skaven) (7th SWL game)
Let this list be a warning to all you wannabes out there, the Kiddies are coming for blood
Yunty killed by Malil Kack II on 2015 APR 11
William Quickbone killed by Wustin Jatt II on 2015 APR 12
Milton killed by Malil Kack II on 2015 APR 12
Pinky killed by Patruck Beaterson III on 2015 APR 20
MiguelCotto killed by Wustin Jatt II on 2015 MAY 01
Not Ogre Yet killed by Patruck Beaterson III on 2015 MAY 02
Thinrot killed by Flay Splatthews IV on 2015 JUN 26
Brother Smitefist killed by Patruck Beaterson III on 2015 JUN 28
Morg'n'Thorg killed by Weggie Rhite on 2015 NOV 24
Glart Smashrip killed by Cadaveon Jowney on 2015 NOV 24
#11 The Meat Sack killed by Weggie Rhite on 2015 NOV 30
Glart Smashrip killed by Wustin Jatt II on 2016 FEB 20
L'Organ booted by Malil Kack II on 2016 APR 29
Harry HorseBeard Killed by Malil Kack II on 2016 JUN 26

Raise your glass of Purple Grape Drank to the Homies that Nuffle Forgot.
Serell Tuggs II The Big S-T Double G will be sorely missed. He was a Founding member of the Hostile Kiddies he played with all the Swagger you'd expect from a real street king. R.I.P
Tick Herman III Tick was generally a true sharp shooter. just caught the wrong end of a Minotaur
Gray Brice Gray served 10 games with the kiddies, his most memorable moment was dying.
Jacman Pones JP lived and died a the life of a true Hostile Kid should, playing hard on and off the field. Unfortunately his extra curricular activities caught up with him and a Goblin Booky had him assassinated on the pitch, via Chainsaw
Ron Dodgers III although highly touted coming out of the slum leagues Ron never made in impact with the Kiddies, other than the time he tried to earn a Guysman by facepalming a Yeti, he never received the award.
Ca-Da Hinton-Hix Kiddies has no room for hyphenated named dweebs, Ca-Da met the tasty end of a Chaos Warrior's Mutation if you get my drift
Cerek Darr Cerek never really bonded well with his team, probably why they had him take the fall for Flay Splatthews IV's theft of Ogre booty
Vincent Clumsyeagle This slack jawed, soft skinned journeyman didn't have what it takes to be a Hostile Kid, barely deserves to be on this list.
BeDell Eckham III B-Deezee was a bright spark coming out of the burbs, a rare athletic specimen, that didn't save him from the forlorn of the Almighty Nuffle, who turned off his light too soon.
Yom Teldon Yom was killed by the dirty boot of a Hobgoblin, his memory shall forever be drowned in shame.
Bichael Mennet
Bichael was slapped down by an Amazonian wench who thought she could escape the kitchen.
Mon VIller
Killed by a Goblin, this dude was a waste of human genes
#11 Toe Jomas 56 SPP
Toe has been with the Kiddies since the beginning, a quiet fellow, deceptively nimble. However a few seasons of lifting wenches out of the crowd during post-game 'celebrations' has given him formidable strength as well.
6-4-4-8 (Block, +AG, Wrestle, +ST)
#02 Cadaveon Jowney
Cadaveon was the second Hostile Kiddie to earn the coveted 'Supernova' award for killing a star player, although never a formidable force, he will not be forgotten

Now a Rotter with 'Eau De Toilet'
#13 Rerry Jice
Rerry lasted a whole 5 games for the kiddies before he was brought down by a fan armed with a rock.
#7 Make Blartin
Make lasted 5 games and did nothing, fouled by a goblin
#16 Weggie Rhite 98 SPP
Weggie is the real brawn behind the Kiddies. He brings the Hostile to every game. Even killed that pretender.... Morg'n'Thorg
H.A.N.D Deadman's FIST Awardee & Allstar Season LXII
Golden Sundae Awardee Season LXIV
5-5-2-9 (Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Piling On, Grab, Stand Firm)
#3 Flay Splatthews IV 95 SPP
Although not an OG Killa like his big Brother JJ, Flay has taken to the pitch like blood stains elf uniforms. he has quickly become the lightning to WJ2's Thunder.
6-4-4-8 (Block, Mighty Blow, Gaurd, +ST, Tackle, +AG, -MA)
- SWL LXIII - The Unofficial Maester Whippae Team Award for Most Pass yards
- SWL LXIII Bronze Strongarm - Dom Trady IV
- LXIV Maester Whippae's Golden Sundae - Weggie Rhite
- SWL LXVI - Conference Allstar Team - Malil Kack II


Previously Obtained Awards

this award was relevant before the reitrement of Patruk Beaterson III :( rest well old friend!
#1 Dom Trady IV
This golden armed thug Started with the original HK4, he is their steely eyed leader, Cold as ice QB and bossdawg.
5-3-3-8 (Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Accurate, Kick, Nerves of Steel)
#4 Wustin Jatt II
This Bad ass Started with the original HK4 team and remains to this day, as one of the original killas he is feared throughout the SWL Regionals.
7-4-2-8 (Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Jump Up)
WW. Jatt II is the real deal
#10 Malil Kack II
Burly Armed bruiser from the depths of society Malil Kack II is no regular street thug. Claiming lives like sugar injections at a diabetes convention.
6-3-3-8 (Block, Tackle, Dodge, Guard, Strip Ball)

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Dom Trady IVThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Kick, Nerves Of Steel, Kick-Off Return-ma7177403411570k (70+100k) 
2Be'forest DucknerBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow 23060223290k (90+60k) 
3Gyles MarretBlitzer7338Block, Tackle, Guard 5000042090k (90+40k) 
4 Wustin Jatt IIBlitzer7428Block, Tackle, +ST, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Guard-ag7222030911390k (90+140k) 
5Zrank FomboBlitzer7338Block, Tackle, Guard 12130401890k (90+40k) 
6 Eulian JendelmanCatcher10336Catch, Dodge, +MA, +ST, Block, +MA, Side Stepn, -av, m414231128760k (0k) 
7Hikea MydeLineman6338Guard, Block 9100031650k (50+50k) 
8Nike MealLineman6338Block, Tackle 17000622250k (50+40k) 
9Balcom MutlerLineman6338Block 14010111050k (50+20k) 
10 Malil Kack IILineman6338Block, Tackle, Dodge, Guard, Strip Ball 725401857850k (50+120k) 
11Me'shaun LeCoyLineman6338Block 900011750k (50+20k) 
12Bez DryantCatcher8237Catch, Dodge 000000060k (60+0k) 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:suttbutt Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1650k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:200000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1860k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:74 (21/8/45) |TD Diff:-56 (72 - 128) |Cas Diff:12 (99/50/16 - 88/46/19)
Last Opponent: Dick Tracy's Detective Agency