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Roster [L] Skaven

Hi sportsfans - this is the hero of your dreams, the magic in your mojo - last known defender of objectivity - Gunnar Longtounge. And boy does Gunner have something to tell you. Yes its true all the rumours you have heard - Gunnar have traveled to a far far away region of the Old World - to a place were a little heard of tournament called Das Waterbowl is held. And near the remote city of Fumbbl in the kingdom of Java Gunnar have located coach Netsmurf - though here he goes by the name of Brio.

It has been 12 years of waiting for Coach Brio before he finally found a team willing to sink so low as to play for scraps. The wild promise that the moon is made of cheese and that the shortest way to it, is through Das Waterbowl (for is the moon not visible in a bowl of water - ehh!) And truly the magic of a fine throphy should do the trick - its a well known fact - at least in some parts of the sewers.

Gunnar will let you know all about the exploits here in far away Fumbbl. One thing is for sure - rats will triumf or die under the yoke of Coach Brio´s training metods.

Gunnar Longtounge - Far far away section of the Blahvile Gazette

Won Ach Nein with a 6-1-0 record
Won Pech with a 6-0-1 record - first defeat in the franchise
WHAT - only second in Funkyzeit with a 3-3-0 record. That is not enough to get to that savilating moon of cheese - next season though.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gorgonzola
Gutter Runner
9 2 6 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Strip Ball, +AG, +AG
 n 18 3 11 1 1 1 45/51 180k
(80+100)k
  
2
Fourme D'Ambert
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, +MA, Side Step, Fend
   18 3 16 0 1 1 58/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
3
Rouquefort
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Block, Side Step
   18 2 8 0 2 2 40/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
4
Buko Pikant
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
   11 2 6 0 0 1 25/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Stinky Cheese
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Grab
   4 0 0 1 1 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
Tallegio
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   19 0 1 0 10 1 28/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
7
Emmentaler
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   19 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Cheddar
Lineman
7 3 2 7
Wrestle, Dodge
 -ag 18 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
9
Philadelphia
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Wrestle
   17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Danish Fynbo
Lineman
7 3 4 7
+AG, Wrestle
   19 0 2 1 3 1 19/31 110k
(50+60)k
  
11
Havarti
Lineman
7 3 3 7   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Gamle Ole
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Strong Arm
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
13
Cruyère
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Wrestle, Fend
   15 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
14
Vesterhavsost
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Brio Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1800k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 360k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (14/4/1) |TD Diff:34 (48 - 14) |Cas Diff:-24 (19/7/0 - 34/13/3)
Last Opponent: little tall men