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Storybook Memes
P [L] Goblin
Once Upon a Time, in the Marshes of Madness, a Carnival of Nurgle troop got lost deep in the bogs looking for a new disease. They were too busy digging over old corpses to notice that this particular swamp belonged to a grumpy (and very hungry) troll. A few minutes later this troll, later to be known as Shrek, was picking his teeth when some of the local goblins found the now ownerless gypsy carts full of costumes. They were looking for an excuse to get out of the swamp, and this was their chance. They took the outfits for blood bowl kits, sold the unholy symbols and hired themselves a newly unemployed coach. Dubbing themselves the "Storybook Memes" they make up for their lack in skills and strength in fouls. And they all lived happily ever after.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 ShrekTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 90004218110k (110+40k) 
2 BengayonballskinTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 9000408110k (110+20k) 
3 Dank QuixoteFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty 900000070k (70+0k) 
4 TumblrinaPogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty 900010270k (70+0k) 
5 AluakaradinBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty 900010240k (40+0k) 
6 Patcha PanLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 900000040k (40+0k) 
8 Ebin-derellaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900000040k (40+0k) 
9 Little Fuccboi BlueGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700001540k (40+0k) 
11 The House that Corey BuiltGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900001540k (40+0k) 
12Dat Boi who cried O shit wu...Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
13 Old Man Henderson and the SeaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym901000340k (0k) 
14Billy Goat GurpsGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 901000340k (40+0k) 
15The Nightingalo SengenGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 7000021040k (40+20k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Ayylmao Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (0/1/8) |TD Diff:-14 (2 - 16) |Cas Diff:-7 (9/7/2 - 19/3/3)
Last Opponent: Za UnderWarudo