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Roster [R] Ogre


And may the Schwartz be with you!!

Ulthuan Invitational XV - Out in the first round of qualifier...far too outclassed.

The "I FEAR NO DORF/CHORF!" Wall of Pain, ye be warned any and all shortrounds who challenge the Spaceballs for your game will be posted here for every victory we claim over you:




May each one serve as a badge of honor for us and may we collect a great many more. Let it serve as a gateway for all the Ogre coaches of FUMBBL who are reluctant to accept that eager challenge of theirs.

Fear not the Dorf, for he can be killed like any other. Fear not the Chorf, for his claw will pen nothing if you hit him first.

The snot may break, but if he filled a need for the drive then his purpose was served. The ogre may bonehead, but will get to try again next turn.

A Dorf may have already won in his mind, but break him early and watch his resolve waver in the face of your sheer weight and might. Let his arrogance be his downfall, and as you stare down each one remember the rallying cry.

Say it loudly and let it be heard throughout the Ogre Kingdom:

I FEAR NO DORF!!!

Barf the Third's epitaph, may it remind me to be a better coach in the future.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1President Skroob IVOgre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle 130005010140k (140+20k) 
2 Dark Helmet IIOgre6529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, +MA, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle 1030616914228140k (140+150k) 
3Colonel Sandurz IIIOgre6539Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, +MA, Break Tackle, +AG, Juggernaut, Guard 392130812117140k (140+130k) 
4Commanderette Zircon IVOgre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate 0000000140k (140+0k) 
5Radar Tech Winslow VOgre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle 40000210140k (140+20k) 
6Pizza the Hutt IIRunt Punter5529Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Leader 5902021573150k (150+80k) 
7Dot Matrix VIIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 600000020k (20+0k) 
8Vinnie IIIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tacklen1601001820k (20+20k) 
9Lone Starr XIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 1200000020k (20+0k) 
10 Hello My Baby IVGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle 5610011820k (20+20k) 
11Stunt Double VGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 600000020k (20+0k) 
12Ludicrous Speed VIIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle 501001820k (20+20k) 
13Liquid Schwartz VIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 400000020k (20+0k) 
14Yogurt IVGnoblar6134Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block-av47180076020k (20+100k) 
15Prince Valium VIIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 1000000020k (20+0k) 
16Short Short Version VIGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 500000020k (20+0k) 
16 players  
Coach: Bluegill87 Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1890k / 2090k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:137 (36/37/64) |TD Diff:-56 (138 - 194) |Cas Diff:-341 (194/89/36 - 460/135/65)
Last Opponent: Annandale Anvils