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DLE's Season 2 Winners!
Super Bowl II Champions!!

DLE Reporter: Murker, why is the DLE trophy so.. unimpressive?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: Well.. it's not shiney. Or very big. Or.. shiney.

Murker: Observant. It was made by a man, not a master craftsman of another race. Made of iron, and forged with muscle and sweat. Made with a certain amount of pride, knowing its purpose. It was also.. affordable. Here is a scroll that records the commishioner's decision to go with a man's trophy, instead of an elvish trinket.

Office Business Recored #236 of the year 2516. Office Transcript as recored by Willamus Watt, scribe and minstrel to the DLE Commishioner:

"LONGSHANKS! Where is my God damn trophy?!?! This bloody league started weeks ago! Do the players fight over nothing?!" boomed the commissioner's voice.

"I've just heard from the elvish delagate, my Lord. They say they havn't started working on it yet. They've seen how popular the league has become, and they now demand more money for thier work. They want more for their trophy of elvish silver than the dwarves were demanding for their gold-work. We simply cannot pay such an outragous amount, sir. It would cripple the new league."

"This isn't a bloody elf league! There isn't a greedy dwarf within two hundred miles! It's a human league! HUMANS will make the trophy! Not a golden one. Not a pretty, silver one. Get the palace's blacksmith to smash a hunk of iron into the shape of a ball and stick it on a spike. I don't give a sewer rat's ass if it shines at all. JUST GET ME A GOD DAMN TROPHY FOR MEN TO KILL EACH OTHER OVER, AND GET IT STARTED NOW!!"

The DLE's commissioner threw a small bag of gold at his right-hand man, and Longshanks fled the room, murmmering, "Hunk of iron.. shaped like a ball.. hunk of iron.."

Reporter: Fascinating! So which trophy is the real trophy?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: I mean, the Knights currently display the so-called Super Bowl trophy in their city stadium. But the Universe still display a trophy as well. They look similar, but.. How can they both have the trophy at the same time? And why is the Knight's trophy blood stained?

Murker: To answer your second question, the trophy was made for men to fight over. To die over, if need be. Many have. And wether by coincidence, or by Nuffle's design, a man died over the trophy mere seconds after it's completion. A palace guard commented negatively on the trophy's appearance just as soon as the palace blacksmith had declared his work finished. The guard was beated to death with the trophy and the blood remains, despite any effort to remove it. I would watch how you comment on the trophy's appearance, if I were you. It is now a sacred object. And the blacksmith is not a small man. And one apparently capable of getting away with murder.

Reporter: So how do you expalin the unstained trophy still in the city of Flashfurt?

Murker: Ah. The Universe coach presented himself with that trophy. His ignorant staff seized the replica trophy for themselves before the first Super Bowl had even been won. Assuming they would win, they took it upon themselves to ensure they had it available immedialty after the game. It is not the real trophy. We transport a replica trophy for security purposes where ever the real trophy must travel. They can keep the stolen replica. It means nothing. The real one lies in Kemperband, as it should.

Reporter: Wow. It's nick name is ' The Lump.' Is there talk of making a more impressive trophy?

Murker: The current commishioner can create as many trophies as he bloody well pleases, but I am not privy to his plans, his desires, or any discussions of a new trophy. I can only caution you again about speaking ill of THIS trophy.

Reporter: Thank you for your time!

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SPP Needed to Skill...(Updated after S9G13 07.06.20)

1 Michael Brokers 62
2 Kyle Fuller 90
3 Billy Johnson 9
4 Rob Jaworski (M)12
5 Sir "Holy" Jesus (M) 3
6 Christine Michael 76
7 Sonny Jurgensen LEGEND (218SPP)
8 Denver Kirkland (M) 1
9 Dane Morrow 115
10 Tyeler Davison (M)10
11 Cole Toner 15
12 Billy Winn 90
13 Loren Toews (M) 8
14 Roberto Aguayo 76
15 Nelson Agholor LEGEND (30SPP)
16 Blair Martell 22

Current Draft Picks : 2nd(Griffins),2nd(Pats),3rd(Own),3rd Comp(Own),4th(Own).
Future Draft Picks : 1st(Own),2nd(Own),2nd(Vikings),3rd(Own),4th(Own)

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Michael "MB" BrockersOgre15519Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Block, Strip Ball, Grab, Guard-ag9400025785+310k (0+120k) 
2 Kyle FullerCatcher18238Catch, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Guard, Side Step, +AV, Blockm11701501572+140k (0k) 
3 Billy "White Shoes" JohnsonCatcher37237Catch, Dodge, Block, Dauntless, Tackle-ma300400537+80k (0+60k) 
4 Rob JaworskiThrower16338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, Guard 301300325+140k (0+70k) 
5Sir "Holy" Jesus the FirstBlitzer17338Block, Mighty Blow 501012150k (0+20k) 
6 Christine MichaelBlitzer25339Block, +MA, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AV-ma, -ma, -ma, -ma3000020040+640k (0+130k) 
7 Sonny JurgensenThrower27338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, +ST, Tackle, Pro, +MA-st12031242256187+320k (0+160k) 
8 Denver KirklandLineman163310+AV, +AV, Juggernaut 31000010500k (0+90k) 
9 Dane MorrowBlitzer38438Block, +ST, +MA, +AG, Sure Hands, Nerves Of Steel-ag1501204044+290k (0+170k) 
10 Tyeler DavisonLineman55438Break Tackle, +STn, -ma200203012+90k (0+80k) 
11 Cole TonerLineman75338Block, Fend-ma14010105+110k (0+40k) 
12 Billy WinnLineman35318Block, Frenzy, Pro, Tackle, Dauntlessn, -ma, -ag, -ag6502011658+300k (0+100k) 
13 Loren ToewsLineman26338Wrestle, Dirty Player 6000219+160k (0+40k) 
14 Roberto AguayoLineman46337Kick, Pro, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git-av300000000k (0+90k) 
15 Nelson AgholorCatcher28237Catch, Dodge, Side Step, Block, Sure Feet, Sprint, Kick-Off Return, Diving Catch 4719010300k (0+120k) 
16 Blair MartellBlitzer47328Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Tackle, Piling On-ag50004113+500k (0+90k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: The_Demon Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Kemperbad Knights Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 14510000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:123 (60/32/31) |TD Diff:48 (188 - 140) |Cas Diff:22 (185/119/35 - 191/93/33)
Last Opponent: -Drakenhof Legion-