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Talabheim Timelords
P [L] Human

Head Coach

Timex Stadium, Talabheim (Formally Mangere, Orcland)

Team Colours
Black Velvet with Deep Blue Trim.

Talabheim Timelords
'Did you know that the shortest ever game on record was won by a team of students from the High Archmage's College of Temporal Magic, though they were later disqualified. After all, what was the point of their opponents turning up for the match, if all the wizards were going to do was hop back in time three days and win the game before the fixture was even decided?'

The Timelords are back, but this time they are not using magic... or so they say.


Pre-Season 9: After the Timelords were banned and stripped of their previous trophies, they disappeared. They reappeared in the Deserted Isles in the year 2517.

DIBBL Season 9: Made it into the Tickling Off Play Offs with a decent record in the pool.... went out with a whimper against Otago Spirit.

DIBBL Season 10: Again made it to the Tickling off Play Off's, but again fell at the first hurdle against Overly Refined. Will they get any further in Season 11...

DIBBL Season 11: A disappointing season left them at the bottom half of their conference. They did manage to take home the Wobbly Boot. After much heckling and anger from the fans, the stadium disappeared as fast as they appeared.

DIBBL Season 13: The Timelords are back. First round of the Tickling off playoffs yet again. This time to the Blackwater Sting.

*Poof* The Timelords suddenly appear in the Isle of Misfits

LoMF Summer 2019: 4/3/0 A very respectable joint 3rd finish. Unfortunately, the Timelords were decimated by bigger stronger teams. They will need a bunch of ring ins next time they play.

DIBBL Season 20: The Timelords are back again. 3rd place finish in a tough pool with a record of 3/3/1. Faced the 69ers in the Tickling Off Playoffs, and true to Timelords form, lost 2-1 in overtime.

NamePosition SPPSkillsStatus
Gerbher PaulsenThrower138Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, FendActive
Mats TremmelBlitzer110Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Stand FirmDeceased

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Gerbher PaulsenThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, Fend 76353109215670k (70+110k) 
2Mathias PaulsenCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block, Guard, Side Step, Tackle 320120246060k (60+90k) 
3Finbar ShultzBlitzer7348Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Tackle 20010875490k (90+100k) 
4Marco SchwarzenbachBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Tackle, Juggernaut 420102267790k (90+100k) 
5Kartha DunnenheimBlitzer7338Block, Dodge, Guard 18010321990k (90+50k) 
6Maverick GunstBlitzer7338Block, Guard 8000121290k (90+20k) 
7Paxton NeuerLineman6338  200000050k (50+0k) 
8Hanno RohrbachLineman6338Dirty Player 1610001650k (50+20k) 
9Zion WernerLineman6338  200000050k (50+0k) 
10Kajetan BackhausLineman6338  1800010250k (50+0k) 
11Kayden FizbanLineman6338  900000050k (50+0k) 
12Thomas FullerCatcher9237Catch, Dodge, Block, +MA, Guard 15150143860k (60+80k) 
16Vincent Throg' n' MeierOgre5529Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate 5000102140k (140+0k) 
13 players  
Coach: Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Team Value: 1840k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 210000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:79 (38/15/26) |TD Diff:23 (113 - 90) |Cas Diff:0 (118/45/18 - 91/69/21)
Last Opponent: Da Sexy Buggerz