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Lab Rat Elysium
P [L] Skaven

Bounding through the Fields of ELYSIUM






Logo by D_Arquebus
Pitch by Tussock & Karnov

RECORDED FEEDBACK...


"Chasing the Cheese"
sports comentator Gus “The Guts” Garsson

"Squeak! SQuEaK!! SQUEAK!!! *BZZZZT* ... sqik..."
Rookie Thrower Bad-Hat

"Live forever in the Fields of Elysium.."
Coach D_Arquebus



ACADEMIC PROPOSALS


SWL PREMIER LEAGUE LXXIX
Tavern Talk
1/4/2
Position: ...
TD Diff: ...
CAS Diff: ...

1- Bronzed Raiders (Chaos Dwarf) - Sharper ---- DRAW
2 - Secret Wasteland Love (Undead) - Daudy ---- DRAW
3 - Blackwater Cockfighters (Norse) - Foad ---- DRAW
4 - Malice Renegades (Renegades) - Yasmir ---- WIN
5 - TingBuDong (Chaos) - HandyKaufman ---- DRAW
6 - Pugs Not Drugs (Necromantic) - Mushoomy ---- LOSS
7 - Immortalis Inquietus (Undead) - Faulcon ---- LOSS

EXPERIMENTAL OBSERVATIONS...





Control Group




Bad-Hat RECYCLED - ROOKIE

Hooded "Smutley" Rex RETIRED - EMERGING STAR

Zucker "Fats" Leptin RETIRED - STAR

Artful Fox RETIRED- VETERAN

Athletic Droll DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

Arf' Arf'an'Arf RETIRED - STAR

"Anatomy" Animal DECEASED - VETERAN

War-Failin DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

Ars-Cynical DECEASED - ROOKIE

Bait-Shy DECEASED - ROOKIE

Rodenticide RECYCLED - ROOKIE



Failed Experiments


'Spare Parts'

Season 78: Prem (Current)

Season 77: Conf

Season 76: Conf

Season 75: Prem

Season 74: Prem

Season 73: Prem

Season 72: Conf
War-Failin DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

Talon Recyk DECEASED - ROOKIE

Bait-Shy DECEASED - ROOKIE


Season 71: Conf
Athletic Droll DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

"Anatomy" Animal DECEASED - VETERAN

Ars-Cynical DECEASED - ROOKIE

Frederick Palesnake DECEASED - Un-GEN

"Re-homed"

Season 78: Prem (Current)

Season 77: Conf

Season 76: Conf

Season 75: Prem

Season 74: Prem

Season 73: Prem

Season 72: Conf

Season 71: Conf
Bad-Hat RECYCLED - ROOKIE

Rodenticide RECYCLED - ROOKIE

Talon RECYCLED - ROOKIE


ACADEMIC HONOURS

SWL Premier Highlights



Premier Overall Record:
Seasons: 10
Played: 64 Won: 30 Drew: 20 Lost: 14
1st: 2
2nd: 3
3rd: 2
5th: 2

Biggest win:
...
Best casualty score:
...
Most team SPP's in a game:
...


SWL Conference Highlights



Conference Overall Record:
Seasons: 5
Played: 35 Won: 20 Drew: 10 Lost: 5
1st: 3
3rd: 1
6th: 1

Biggest win:
...
Best casualty score:
...
Most team SPP's in a game:
...



2 Seasons Conf

2 Seasons Conf

1 Season Conf


ORDER OF MERIT

Season LXXXI Awards - Conf
TDs (18): Lab Rat Elysium
Rushing yards (290): Lab Rat Elysium

Daddles Damfino (Lab Rat Elysium) 8 TDs
Carriwitchett Clackbox (Lab Rat Elysium) 8 TDs

LXXXI Conf Stars
Daddles Damfino
Carriwitchett Clackbox

LXIX Prem Stars
Aargol Baargol
Daddles Damfino

Season LXXVIII Awards - Premier
TDs (14): Lab Rat Elysium
Rushing yards (248): Lab Rat Elysium
Pass/Cp (2.8): Lab Rat Elysium

LXXVIII All Star
Daddles Damfino

LXXVIII Prem Star
Daddles Damfino

Season LXXVII Awards - Colour of Money Conference
TDs (17): Lab Rat Elysium
SPP (129): Lab Rat Elysium
Rushing yards (288): Lab Rat Elysium

LXXVII Conf Star
Deuced Darbey

Season LXXVI Awards - Orcs for Correct Spelling Conference
Rushing yards (271): Lab Rat Elysium

Season LXXIII Awards Premier
Arf' Arf'an'Arf (Lab Rat Elysium) 110 turns

LXXIII Prem Star
Arf' Arf'an'Arf




EXPERIMENTAL RESULTS

Biggest Crowd:
16k/ 37k Rd 7 Season 74 vs Wildwood Windlords
20k/ 37k Rd 2 Season 76 vs Lupine Fiasco

Biggest Match Purse:
80k Rd 2 Season 72 vs Bravado
80k Rd 6 Season 72 vs Green 'n Scabby
80k Rd 1 Season 74 vs Cryptic Cryptids
80k Rd 2 Season 77 vs Yeast Lords

Most Popular:
Fan Factor 12

Streaks
Longest Winning / Longest Drawing / Longest Losing/ Back-2-Back Prem
4 Games / 3 Games / 1 Games / 3 Seasons

Longest Undefeated
10 Games

Best/ Worst TD Diff
10(18-8) S81 /
-1(8-9) S79(P)

Highest/ Lowest TD Total
18... 10(18-8) S81 /
8... -1(8-9) S79(P)

Avg TD Diff (For-Against)
4.1 (13-8.9)*

Best/ Worst CAS Diff
-3(13-16) S79(P) /
-18(10-28) S76

Highest/ Lowest CAS Total
18... -6(18-24) S77 /
8... -16(8-24) S81

Avg CAS Diff (For-Against)
-8.5 (12.3-20.8)

Best Victory:
5-0, Rd 5 Season 72 vs Redgum's Rationalists

Worst Defeat:
2-5, Rd 7 Season 74 vs Wildwood Windlords


Budgetary Outlays

Rebuy Balance

End Of Season
Season 71: 1,380k (3rd)(C)
Season 72: 1,440k (1st)(C)
Season 73: 1,470k (2nd)(P)
Season 74: 1,470k (3rd)(P)
Season 75: 1,450k (5th)(P)
Season 76: 1,460k (6th)(C)
Season 77: 1,540k (1st)(C)
Season 78: 1,420k (3rd)(P)
Season 79: 1,330k (5th)(P)
Season 80: N/A
Season 81: 1,600k (1st)(C)

Grant Moneys

For Next Season
Season 71: N/A (C)
Season 72: N/A (P)
Season 73: 100k (P)
Season 74: 100k (P)
Season 75: 150k (C)
Season 76: 150k (C)
Season 77: 200k (P)
Season 78: 200k (P)
Season 79: 150k (C)
Season 80: N/A
Season 81: 200k (P)



PUBLISHED ARTICLES

Circa 2518 - Joined SWL Season 71 with the influx of new blood - BB16





KARNOV'S EMBLEMATIC CONFERENCE LXXI

Season Scuttlebutt

Pending

3/3/1
Position: 3rd
TD Diff: 4 (12-8)
CAS Diff: -9 (9-18)

Tavern Talk

1 - Yeast Lords (High Elves) - Fool ---- DRAW
2 - Blackwater Cockfighters (Norse) - Foad ---- WIN
3 - Effluvient Dervishes (Khemri) - Tussock ---- DRAW
4 - South Shire Dirty Dwarves (Chorf) - Samaranthae ---- WIN
5 - Elenium (Slaan) - pdarbs ---- WIN
6 - Snarling Lunar Freaks! (Necro) - Manzoo ---- DRAW
7 - Veophiles (Lizards) - Grod ---- LOSS

Coach's Thoughts: Speed... Kills...

AWARDS:

Pending


BEDOUIN FALCONS CONFERENCE LXXII



5/1/1
Position: 1st
TD Diff: 9 (14-5)
CAS Diff: -5 (13-18)

Tavern Talk

1 - Goonbongburra Windjammers (Human) - Balle2000 ---- WIN
2 - Bravado (Woodies) - Ramchop ---- WIN
3 - Ratty Old Elves (Elf) - irgy ---- LOSS
4 - TingBuDong (Chaos) - HandyKaufman ---- WIN
5 - Redgum's Rationalists (Pact) - Redgum ---- WIN
6 - Green 'n Scabby (Nurgle) - sharper ---- WIN
7 - Cryptic Cryptids (Lizards) - almic85 ---- DRAW

SWL DRAKEULAR MEMORIAL PREMIER LEAGUE LXXIII

Tavern Talk

4/1/2
Position: 2nd Place
TD Diff: 3 (10-7)
CAS Diff: -11 (10-21)

1- Unicorn Gunfight (Undead) - Relezite ---- DRAW
2 - Pugs Not Drugs (Necromantic) - Mushoomy ---- LOSS
3 - Dean Park Rangers (High Elf) - Smegish ---- WIN
4 - Blackwater Cockfighters (Norse) - Foad ---- LOSS
5 - Meklab Geargrinderz (Orc) - Wozzaa ---- WIN
6 - Immortalis Inquietus (Undead) - Faulcon ---- WIN
7 - East Farkner Journeymens Club (Human) - Dunenzed ---- WIN


SWL PREMIER LXXIV
3/2/2
Position: 3rd Place
TD Diff: 1 (14-13)
CAS Diff: -6 (14-20)


SWL PREMIER LXXV
2/3/2*
Position: 5th Place
TD Diff: 1* (10-9)
CAS Diff: -4* (14-18)


CONFERENCE LXXVI
2/3/2
Position: 6th Place
TD Diff: 2 (13-11)
CAS Diff: -18 (10-28)


CONFERENCE LXXVII
4/2/1
Position: 1st Place
TD Diff: 7 (17-10)
CAS Diff: -6 (18-24)


SWL PREMIER LXXVIII
4/1/2
Position: 3rd Place
TD Diff: 5 (14-9)
CAS Diff: -7 (14-21)

SWL PREMIER LEAGUE LXXVIII
Tavern Talk
3/2/1
Position: 3rd Place
TD Diff: 5 (14-9)
CAS Diff: -7 (14-21)

1- Bravado (Wood Elf) - Ramchop ---- WIN
2 - Immortalis Inquietus (Undead) - Faulcon ---- LOSS
3 - Pugs Not Drugs (Necromantic) - Mushoomy ---- DRAW
4 - Didgeridead (Khemri) - Balle2000 ---- WIN
5 - Yeast Lords (High Elf) - Fool ---- DRAW
6 - Pheonix Academy Sharp Shooter (High Elf) - Bobs ---- WIN
7 - Waaaaghton Redskins (Orc) - Pyates16 ---- WIN






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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Bad Hat?Lineman7337  600000050k (50+0k) 
2Bromakil Pure-GooLineman7337  100000050k (50+0k) 
3 SAGE "Knockout" KORCBlitzer7338Block, Guard 700011790k (90+20k) 
4 Brattleboro "Guzzla" Schr...Blitzer7438Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, +STm420002077590k (0k) 
5 Carriwitchett ClackboxGutter Runner10247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Leap, Block 4123100411580k (80+110k) 
6 Filing-lay FlabbergastGutter Runner8247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Dauntless, Tackle-ma19310163880k (80+60k) 
7 Edge Early-TurnerGutter Runner9247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Dauntless 13111142880k (80+40k) 
8 Ender EspisayGutter Runner10247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands, +MA 3230011680k (80+50k) 
9War-Failin GloLineman7337  100000050k (50+0k) 
10 Ars-Cynical XLineman7337Kick 15010021350k (50+20k) 
11 Bait-Shy Bio-HazLineman6337 -ma500000050k (50+0k) 
13 Bait-Block Nu-kLineman7337Wrestlen1401001850k (50+20k) 
14 Talon GloLineman7337  700000050k (50+0k) 
15 Sure-Fire GloLineman7337Wrestlem1500021950k (0k) 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1380k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:100 (50/30/20) |TD Diff:58 (188 - 130) |Cas Diff:-149 (89/54/22 - 184/103/27)
Last Opponent: Druchii Dynasty