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Roster [L] Underworld Denizens








Long have we been oppressed. Treated as pest that needs to be eradicated or locked up and kept as circus freaks. But no more! We now stand united and will fight with teeth and claw for the ethical treatment of critters all around the world. Together with our unionized gnome brethren - We Demand FREEDOM AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITY!

Garden Critters is a ragtag team made up of a bunch honorable, hard working creatures. Everyone has been wronged or bullied by oligarchs or a big cooperation in their own unique way. They bonded over their shared trauma and quickly formed a support group (meets every other Thursday), and it was during these meetings they got the idea that forming a blood bowl team would give them a excellent platform to help others. We play blood bowl to help the little guy… and to blow off some steam… and the physical exercise is also needed…

List of Demands
  • Liberate all enslaved and caged critters.
  • Ban free-roaming cats (nr 2 cause of critter death).
  • Voting rights.
  • A yearly 2% salary increase that is also inflation corrected.
  • Salary should be paid in money and not cheese and/or nuts.
  • Free healthcare for all critters and gnomes on the LOS.
  • Limit unnecessary violence on the BB pitch (excessive blocks and T16 fouls).
  • Stop the scientific and cosmetic experimenting on critters.
  • Acknowledge that critters are cool.





We mourn all deaths caused by our struggle for the ethical treatment of critters. It does not matter you are a friend or foe, all deaths and injury are a tragedy and should be prevented if possible. If not, the victim or victims next of kin should be compensated.

Howard Coldbrook (-ST) Sjögunnarsbo Swashbucklers
Pitch accident. No one to blame

Tore Blotmann (-MA) Teenage Mutant Ninja Banjos
Pitch accident. No one to blame

Sara-senpai (RIP) Ölsremma Otakus
Pitch accident. No one to blame

Elias-kun (-MA) Ölsremma Otakus
Pitch accident. No one to blame

Fenthwick Fizzlebang (RIP) Garden Critters
Attacked and killed by Curious George.
The coach of Bråhn´s Patriarker should be apprehended and held accountable for his crimes


Stuff




We were once oblivious to our peril. We thought that we were free, loved and that our hard labor was appreciated. This was before we met the rats. At first we did not believe them. How could we - a peaceful race who lives in perfect harmony with our surroundings be used, oppressed and hated??? It was after we tasted the...glory...ecstasy...love... from warpstone - that lifted the wicked veil from our eyes. Now released from our shackles, our hearts was liberated from the human lies and filled with anger, hatred... and longing for the...perfect...lovable...ever calling... green stone. The rats told us to quench our newly found blood lust. They had a new purpose for us…


Being on the LOS suits me fine... Receiving a block to the face is one of the few things that can numb my addiction and self hate.
- Fritz Applesnarf *Nervous laughter*


This is block three.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Claw
  5 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
2
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow
m 5 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(0)k
 
3
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Claw
  5 0 1 0 4 2 21/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
4
Skaven Thrower
8 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
+MA
  5 2 2 0 1 0 10/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
5
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  3 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: FredAtog Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1130k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/3/1) |TD Diff:-2 (5 - 7) |Cas Diff:0 (5/6/1 - 10/1/1)
Last Opponent: Old Bråhn´s Patriarker