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HANGING OUT WITH THE HUNG ( A SOCIAL GUIDE)
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Rather than spouting the usual platitudes, we give you a social guide to the Hung. This may be of genuine practical value, should you find yourself invited to one of their frequent parties.

The Tong are rather taciturn, speak Hung with an atrocious accent, and have been known to snap the hand off grown men. Engaging them in small talk is not advised. Invitations to arm wrestle should be politely declined.

The Marauders will drone on endlessly about the size of their Tackle, so are best avoided. Be prepared with some ingenious excuse, should you find yourself trapped in the kitchen with one.

The Linemen are deemed socially inferior, even by themselves, so any social niceties directed at them will immediately mark you as the same (and could endanger your life). Scorn, derision and hauteur are the order of the day.

The Darksouls are the life and soul of the party (a fact little known outside Hung polite society). Mister Chuckles is renowned for his musical turns at the team's regular Tuesday evening soirees. His parodic version of the team song is rather special (Smiley will be happy to translate). Surprising as it may seem, for those seeking a friend among the Hung, Darksouls are the way to go. They are almost human, after all.
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tong
5 4 2 8
Animosity, Foul Appearance, Frenzy
Block
  15 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
2
Tong
5 4 2 8
Animosity, Foul Appearance, Frenzy
Block
m 5 0 1 1 0 1 10/16 120k
(0)k
 
3
Darksoul
6 3 3 8
Grab, Wrestle
Horns
  14 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Darksoul
6 3 3 8
Grab, Wrestle
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Hung Marauder
5 3 4 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
Block, Mighty Blow, +AG
  16 3 1 0 11 1 33/51 150k
(70+80)k
 
6
Hung Marauder
5 3 3 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
Block
  15 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Hung Marauder
5 3 4 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
+AG, Sure Hands, Block
  16 5 2 0 6 3 38/51 150k
(70+80)k
 
8
Hung Marauder
5 3 3 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
Block
  11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Zit
Linemen
5 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  16 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Linemen
5 3 3 8
Block
  14 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Linemen
5 3 3 8   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Linemen
5 3 4 8
Block, +AG
  16 2 2 0 2 1 17/31 100k
(40+60)k
 
13
Linemen
5 3 3 8
Guard
  16 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
14
Linemen
5 3 4 8
+AG
  13 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 80k
(40+40)k
 
15
Linemen
5 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Linemen
5 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Hung Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (9/2/5) |TD Diff:8 (21 - 13) |Cas Diff:11 (25/10/5 - 20/7/2)
Last Opponent: Half-cut