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"OK, I GOT IT, THEY ARE CLEARLY POSERS... BUT WHY PASTRAMI?"

Pastrami is glorious, that first bite of a warm pastrami sandwich on freshly baked rye. That moist, tender meat topped with spicy mustard is enough to make almost anyone swoon.

If we are going by the dictionary definition then Pastrami is "strongly seasoned smoked beef”.

Pastrami can be made from beef, mutton, even turkey. The more well-known, classic pastrami is usually made from beef, usually a large flat piece of brisket ideally from the navel end.

Pastrami is good any time, day or night. When the appetite strikes, you must feed it.

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ASK YOURSELF...



SPECIAL CAMEOS:

1 Match played in Bar Brawl LIII

1 Match played in FUMBBL CUP XVIII

1 Match played in GLT XV: Stunty Qualifier

1 Match played in XFL XIV Halfling
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, +MA, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Grab, Block
  71 0 0 0 40 20 Legend
180
260k
(120+140)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab, Block, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
  104 0 0 1 60 27 Legend
257
250k
(120+130)k
 
3
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  28 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
4
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
5
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  15 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
7
Halfling Hefty
5 2 5 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, +AG, Pass, Sure Hands
  31 4 7 0 0 14 95/176 200k
(50+150)k
 
8
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader
  18 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
9
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, +AG
  21 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 100k
(30+70)k
 
10
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  27 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
13
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
  85 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 80k
(30+50)k
 
14
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
16
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Fanky Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1500k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:105 (24/31/50) |TD Diff:-52 (87 - 139) |Cas Diff:-51 (145/88/35 - 240/52/27)
Last Opponent: Death Bulls