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Location: Eicheschatten
Nickname: None Yet
Stadium: F.Hairyfoot Memorial Field
Surface: Grass

Colours: Slate Grey, Black & Gold
Sponsor: Best One Pie Shoppe
Rivals: None Yet
Coach: Josias Sewulf


TEAM BIO

*** Did you know...
Pie Week is celebrated between the 1st-8th days of Erntezeit? This Halfling celebration is rapidly becoming a secular holiday throughout the entire Empire, as everyone gets swept up in the idea of eating delicious pies.

*** Did you know...
That some Halflings are naturally brave?

However, if it's brave Halflings you are looking for you have, unfortunately, come to the wrong place. The Lords of the Harvest as they call themselves are immature, young, Halflings who are ever willing to charge head-long into the fray, but can they be called brave? Methinks not, 'stupid' would be nearer the mark.

These young bucks, having heard such tales as ‘The Golden Boots of Tinkle Witherson’ and ‘Gumblewort’s Big Blood Bowl Adventure', aspire to become like those famed Halfling Blood Bowl heroes. They will do anything, anything, to become a glorious hero. The lure of fame and feasts is more alluring than a Slaanesh after-party! Thus, off they go to Blood Bowl and eat, usually followed by either a swift death or in the best-case scenario, mild indigestion.

Before each game the Lords whip their comrades into a frenzy, often resulting in chaos on both sides. Any fluids spilled on the pitch are as likely to be sweet and sour sauce as blood, but this endears them to the fans who throng into the stadium week-in and week-out to eat, drink and watch the ‘Black and Gold’ come out fighting.

Note: Henceforth, let it be known that Lords of the Harvest will stand shoulder-to-shoulder (we'll stand some guys on shoulders if necessary) with our human brethren, in the unending fight against the filth and taint of Chaos! Let it be said that nothing keeps a halfling away from its sticky buns! Good day to you, Sir!

I said, good day to you, Sir!


Tournaments

Y5, Autumn - Cloth Division
The inaugural season starts off badly and rapidly degenerates into an orgy of dropped balls, failed dodges, splatter from deaths and incredible ineptitude. However, from the depths of despair and ash rises the Harvest Phoenix! Adored by the fans and loved by their coach, the Black & Gold come roaring back for more!
Round 1 - L 1-2 - vs Longbeard Grudgebearers
Round 2 - L 0-2 - vs Nagashizzar Nightmares
Round 3 - L 0-2 - vs Mountains of Mourn Tyrants
Round 4 - L 0-2 - vs Khorne's Doombringers
Round 5 - L 1-3 - vs Oceanborn Sea Eagles
Round 6 - L 0-2 - vs Distorted Multitude

Y5, Winter - Friendlies
Surprisingly, the Lords start to shift up through the gears, putting in a good run of performances. They end Winter with a 2-3 record from the full 5 friendlies.
Friendly 1 - W 2-0 - vs Cerberus Beast
Friendly 2 - L 0-3 - vs Longbeard Grudgebearers
Friendly 3 - L 0-2 - vs Pahuax Huntmasters
Friendly 4 - L 0-2 - vs Frederheim Renegades
Friendly 5 - W 1-0 - vs Gliding 'n' Gnashing Gnaps

Y6, Spring - The Empire
Round 1 - D 1-1 - vs Bludweiser Bouncers
Round 2 - L 0-1 - vs Waystone Outcasts
Round 3 - L 0-2 - vs Cerberus Beast
Round 4 - D 1-1 - vs Grasparossa B.B.C.
Round 5 - - - vs


TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

TopName#
GamesMossheel Wyrdvine
Sancho Noakesburrow
Sigismund Greenhand
Samwine Bunce
15
Completions (7)Norbert Heathertoes
Theoderic Button
2
Touchdowns (7)Norbert Heathertoes
3
Interceptions (1)Quickrowan Wildlimb
1
Casualties (17)Quickrowan Wildlimb
5
Most Valuable Player (15)Mossheel Wyrdvine
Sancho Noakesburrow
3
Star Player Points (139)Quickrowan Wildlimb
Norbert Heathertoes
22
Passing (22)Theoderic Button
10
Rushing (164)Norbert Heathertoes
54
Blocks (363)Quickrowan Wildlimb
87
Fouls (48)Sancho Noakesburrow
13
Scoring ThrowerNorbert Heathertoes
2
Blocking ThrowerNorbert Heathertoes
2
Blocking ScorerNorbert Heathertoes
3
TripleNorbert Heathertoes
2
All-rounder




PLAYERS

FOLCARD HAIRYFOOT
Rookie Halfling - Died at the hands of a Grudgebearers Blitzer, Dagna Battlehammer, 20 seconds into the franchise debut game. In his honour, the Lords have renamed their stadium F.Hairyfoot Memorial Field. Battlehammer went on to dish-out 3 casualties in that game but was dead himself by the end of the season. That's karma for you!

PIPPIN FAIRBAIRN
Rookie Halfling - Died during his third game against Mountains of Mourn Tyrants after receiving a vicious block from Gnoblar, Edward Deepshield.

*** Did you know...

It took over 400 iced buns to bribe Father Fanky into creating the Lords team logo! Whilst Father Fanky's fervent hatred for the filth and taint of Chaos is well known, did you know that the Father holds no such grudge for the filth and taint of culinary delights?

In one four-hour sitting, between Elevenses and Afternoon Tea, Father Fanky finally agreed to commission the logo after consuming the 436th bun. The remaining 564 buns, set aside for bribery purposes, were consumed by Lord's lineman, Sancho Noakesburrow, in exactly 25 minutes and 16 seconds, an astonishing rate of 22.5 buns a minute!

Thank you Father Fanky for the amazing team logo from the entire Lords of the Harvest back office.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 9
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Block
-av 15 0 0 1 6 3 29/31 170k
(120+50)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab
  16 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 160k
(120+40)k
 
3
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +AG
  16 0 2 0 0 3 21/31 90k
(30+60)k
 
4
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
5
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  15 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 70k
(30+40)k
 
6
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Block, Jump Up
  14 2 3 0 3 1 22/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
7
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
8
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 15 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
9
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
10
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
11
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  15 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
 
12
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
14
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
m 15 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 50k
(0)k
 
16
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Side Step
  14 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: selfy_74 Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1070k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1120k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (2/2/12) |TD Diff:-21 (7 - 28) |Cas Diff:-33 (13/11/1 - 44/11/3)
Last Opponent: Congregation of Holy Touchdown