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FUMBBL fucking sucks at rolling.
G1 vs Lemky (Slann): Failed quick passes 3 turns in a row to start first half. Rolled 9 3s for armour breaks over the course of the game (you have any idea how impossible that stat is??!). Took 6 casualties; Apoc kills The Donald, and 2 others are career ending.
G2 vs MM (Underworld): Had 9 rerolls over the course of this game; 5 produce exactly the same dice result. Apoc kills again, rerolling a 68 to a 68; so really that's 6 miserably failed team rerolls. Took 4 casualties this time, 2 career ending.
G3 vs DTB (Orc): Suffer 7 turnovers this game, the first being a catch rerolling a 1 to a 1, and every rerolled block fails. Opponent suffers not a single turnover, and miraculously catches 2 bounces with 6s. Despite 71! knockdowns vs opponent, SG only cause 1 KO and 1 BH. At least SG only suffer 1 permanent casualty this game... then lose all money gained to expensive mistakes.
G4 vs AE (Orc): Fail 2 out of 3 quick passes. Nobody dies this game for a change. Couldn't make a simple 3+ dodge with a re-roll... ever; opponent makes every dodge from the rat-ogre, expending only a single reroll to do so. Rat-ogre sits on his butt for 2/3s of the game; at least he didn't fail the couple of blitzes I threw his way.

THAT'S 4 GAMES IN A ROW WHERE THE RATS WEREN'T ALLOWED TO COMPLETE THEIR FIRST PASS ACTION!

FUMBBL really fucking sucks at rolling.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
-ma 5 0 0 0 2 0 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
2
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Fend
  5 1 0 0 0 1 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
3
Lineman
7 3 3 7 n 4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
-ma 5 0 0 0 1 0 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
7
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
  5 0 1 0 0 0 22/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
8
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block
m 5 0 0 0 0 0 11/16 100k
(0)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Fend, +AG
  4 0 1 0 1 2 32/51 130k
(50+80)k
 
11
Thrower
7 3 2 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
-ag, n 3 0 0 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Nerves Of Steel
  5 5 0 0 0 0 27/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Extra Arms
  4 0 2 0 0 0 17/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
14
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Stand Firm
  4 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 170k
(150+20)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dauntless, Guard, Mighty Blow
  5 0 0 0 4 0 48/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Luvverman Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1540k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/1/4) |TD Diff:-7 (4 - 11) |Cas Diff:-4 (7/4/1 - 8/7/1)
Last Opponent: Sunset Kid s