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Fighting Illinois 2020
Retired [L] Chaos Dwarf






Fighting Illinois 2020 play in the NCBB, owned by Valen DeBartolo the team promises to bring glamour to the league.

The Illini plays their games in the fantastic Memorial Stadium.

HONORS

Killer Lite Bowl 35 Champions - Win 2-0 versus Poli Puerkos

RECORDS

Season 35 Non-AQ = 6/1/2
Season 36 Smack Conference = 1/3/6
Season 37 Samck Conference = 0/1/1

GRADUATES

None Yet



NCBB Rules
-The league is based off of NCAA college football, and thus we try to emulate it as much as possible. We currently have conferences, rivalries, coach's polls, bowl games, award voting, an All-American team, graduation, and other fluffy aspects to represent this conenction.
-We have nine game seasons, in addition to a possible bowl game at the end for those who qualify. Generally, new teams will be grouped together in a seperate conference for their first season as they gain the skills needed to compete. After that, they are promoted to the major conferences. Veteran NCBB programs will have both Conference and Out-of-Conference games each season, in order to foster long-term rivalries while also keeping things fresh.
-Once the regular season is complete, we come up with a Final BCS Standings in order to pair up teams in our various bowl games. The Standings are formulated by four seperate polls, as will be explained further below.
-After the bowl season is complete, new coaches are found, awards are voted on, players are reclassified, and any seniors are graduated from the team.
-Four fouls per game limit
If a team commits five (or more) fouls in a game, it gets a warning, and if it happens again, the team goes on academic probation, during which the NCBB authorities investigate the obvious low level of intelligence of your coaches and players. Teams on academic probation are not able to go to any bowl games, and they get lowered to 'Warned' status for the next season (warned teams can go to bowls, though.)
-Limit of two dirty players per team
Due to the fan-friendly desires of the TV contracts in the NCBB, is is considered unsportsmanlike and thus illegal to train more than two players to play dirty.
-Rivalry requirement
It has been determined that the lack of rivalry games is hurting television revenue in the NCBB, which clearly cannot continue. Thus it was mandated by the ruling body that all schools must have at least one rival by the time that their third season begins. Teams can have up to two rivals.
-No limits for rivarly games
Of course the passion that both sides have for critical rivalry games is so great that coaches are willing to look the other way when a fifth boot is dropped, or even if a fireball hits the field. Luckily the NCBB has too much paperwork to sort through to ever stop these violations, and thus it is commonly accepted that no rules (except still having a limit of two dirty players), apply for rivalry games.

Player eligibility

Each player can only participate in four seasons worth of games before they must graduate either to the NBFL or regular, boring life. Player classification goes;

Freshman
Sophomore
Junior
Senior
Graduated

Sometimes a first-year player (Freshman) will be able to avoid jumping straight to Sophomore status under Red-shirt;

Red-shirt Freshman

These players do not lose a year of eligibility for their team and will be considered a Freshman for their second season. You can only be Red-shirted your first season and only one time.
- If player receives 0 SPP in their freshman year they are considered a Red-shirt Freshman. Fluff wise, these players were unable to play due to injury and could only focus on medical recovery, hence why they failed to gain any experience.
- If a player is picked up for the last game of a team's season (which is a bowl for those that qualify, or the last game before bowl season for those that don't,) they are considered a Red-Shirt Freshman. Fluff wise they are an early-enrollee from the next recruiting class, joining the program before the spring semester begins.


TEAM RIVALRIES

Curent Rivalries

Saint Louis Billikens are the Illini's arch rivals. They really can't stand the pointy eared twats.
Record - 0/0/1

Cantucky Wildcats are a newly formed rivalry for season 37. Who will be the top Chaos Dwarf team out there.
Record - 0/1/0

Historic Rivalries

Mizzou Chaotic Tigers are the Illini's historic arch rivals. They await their return to the girdiron.
Record - 1/0/0

Arizona State Sun Devils are the Illini's became a rivla in Season 35 when the Devils killed Bull Centaur River Axehead and retired captain Lorenzo Zhorag.
Record - 1/0/0

Legends to be Avenged

Arizona State Sun Devils for River Axehead
Arizona State Sun Devils for Lorenzo Zhorag
Cantucky Wildcats for William Bonecruncher

Did You Know?

The Killer Lite Bowl 35 will forever be know as the "Mordian Bowl" afer Bull Cantaur Mateo Mordian scored two casualties and two touchdowns in a 2-0 Win versus Poli Puerkos
Did You Know?

Eli Skullcrusher was reportedly asked to play for Mizzou Chaotic Tigers, when asked about this his reply was "why on the old world would I play for that shite"
Did You Know?

Many a fan can be seen tucking into turtle chowder on game days and partying with Sourdough Sam the team mascot.
Did You Know?

Team centaurs River Axehead and Eli Skullcrusher have created a spectacular double team of smash mouth blood bowl, these are to be watched


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Frenzy
  23 0 4 0 5 2 32/ 190k
(130+60)k
 
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
  15 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 150k
(130+20)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  23 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  23 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  22 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
Sure Hands, +AG
  14 3 5 0 0 2 28/ 100k
(40+60)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Sneaky Git
  23 1 2 0 2 2 21/ 100k
(40+60)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
n, m 20 1 2 0 0 2 17/ 80k
(0)k
 
12
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Juggernaut, Block, Claw
  18 0 1 0 10 2 33/ 230k
(150+80)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Valen Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1780k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1860k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (8/5/10) |TD Diff:-4 (25 - 29) |Cas Diff:4 (20/20/3 - 25/10/4)
Last Opponent: [2016]Um, G'olden Go For Its!