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Milking the Pigeon
Roster [L] Snotling
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In 1891 Sylvain Dornon stilt walked from Paris to Moscow via Vilno (1830 miles) in either 50 stages (36.6 miles a day) or 58 days (31.55 miles a day). Joe Bowen says that there were rest stops that lengthened the overall time.

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Moko jumbie scored on debut, I don't think he knows either.



Our Victories
1-1 Vs the Blackwater Blitz

Location: Dibbl Flux
Nickname: The Milkers
Stadium: The Milk yeard
Surface: Dust and Grass

Colors: hopeful pink and Ivory
Sponsor: Hope spring eternal
Rivals: The Space Cadetz


TEAM BIO

Hello sir how are you!

Why fine young lad what about yerself!

Why very good thank you.

So my lad Blood bowl coach aye looking for something to try out!

Yes siree..

Ok so what about this team Dwarves you like blood don't like scoring to many you could isolate yourself from all your friends...

Hmmmm tempting but I was looking for more of a challenge..

Ahh a Challenge Wood elfs a challenge stopping folk kicking your war dancer if you manage wood elfs.

Sorry they just look a bit to flashy, what else would be a challenge.....

Hmmmm, here you go try a real vanilla piece Humans they are a challenge to be made interesting I tell ya you will loose a few but win in the end.

Yeh still doesn't tickle my fancy.

Ohh of course sir I should of known your are one of them lot aren't you lobotomized folk who play for a real challenge. You can still win but it is tough there is your dirty Goblins, your flying Flings or the brute strength that is the Ogre side. Lots of fun.

Hmm I do not know they just look a bit easy you know.

Now tell me young sir have you ever tried to Milk a Pigeon

TROPHY ROOM

The Pigeon milking champions 2020 award yet to be received.

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS





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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Kalamazoo ThundertrunkPump Wagon4519Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block 210006432110k (110+60k) 
2 Velocipede FondlefootPump Wagon5519Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, +MA 210001317110k (110+50k) 
3 Randy VomitbucketTroll5519Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +MA, Block, Guard, Stand Firm 210009753110k (110+100k) 
4Berty BellyacheTroll4519Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 210009123110k (110+40k) 
5Venimous ShroomlobbotomyFungus Flinga5135Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass 21000021030k (30+20k) 
6Dingus DangleberriesFungus Flinga5135Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty, Hail Mary Passn18000021030k (30+20k) 
7Doug Hunt Stilty Runna6135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty 100000020k (20+0k) 
8Pon-PonFun-hoppa6135Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty 600000020k (20+0k) 
9Ivan 'The Meat-Safe Murdere...Fun-hoppa6135Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty 100000020k (20+0k) 
10Jan VanderhasseltStilty Runna6135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty 200000020k (20+0k) 
11SputnikSnotling5135Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Swarming-st1900000020k (20+0k) 
12Hildergrad GrottingtonSnotling5135Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Swarming 1100000020k (20+0k) 
13 FidelSnotling5135Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Swarming-st2001010520k (20+0k) 
14 Maggie HollisterSnotling5135Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Swarmingm500000020k (0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Snotling Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1200k / 1260k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (0/1/20) |TD Diff:-49 (7 - 56) |Cas Diff:-77 (21/17/9 - 86/27/11)
Last Opponent: Glass Bones, Paper Skin