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Tricked us into playing them by entering a tournament
More claws, more regen and a chainsaw resulted in the death of my first claw/mb :(

Technically he only got niggled, but my apothecary knew removing his head would completely remove any persistent pain

Nickname: The Tantalizers
Stadium: Pleasure Dome
Surface: Rubber
Colours: Pink and Black
Sponsor: K-Y

Rivals:

TEAM BIO

One last blast with Chaos, until redrafting makes them unplayable.

TROPHY ROOM

Currently used to store "adult toys".

TOURNAMENTS
FUMBBL C Minor II (1600 TV) - Knocked out round 1.

BADGES


RECORDS
Competitive: Chaos Chosen, All-time

#2 Top Star (93 SPPS)
#1 Scorer (19 TDs)
#3 Most Valuable Player (6 MVPs)
#1 Rushing (498 Squares)

#2 Top Blocker (20 Cas)
#4 Most Blocks (248 Blocks)

#9 Oldest Player (34 Games)

#1 Most Fouls (36 Fouls)


TOTAL KILLS

Veterans
Experienced
Rookies


BEST KILLS


*** Did you know...the Chaos Blockers prefer pleasure over pain:

* Collectively the CB's scored more TD's than cas caused in the first 14 games.

* It was 7 games before a CB claimed a casualty.

* During the first 10 games no CB has inflicted more casualties than it has scored TD's. Briefly in game 9 1 CB got a a 2nd cas (actually, the only CB to get any cas ever), he quickly scored a TD a few turns later to restore equilibrium. This came to an abrupt end in game 11, were 3 CB's took out a Thrall each (although 2 of those 3 did score the 3 TD's!).

* Both Max Spleenripper and Akhorne have individually caused the same number of casualties (2) in a single appearance for the Seducers as all CB's collectively caused in their first 10 games.

* The longest serving CB took 17 games and over 90 blocks to claim his first casualty.

Bio template by Balle2000.
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 11+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, +AV
  43 0 0 0 14 4 18/24 145k
(115+30)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claws, Tackle
  40 0 3 0 29 6 29/50 200k
(100+100)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block
  8 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 120k
(100+20)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(100+0)k
 
5
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block
  15 0 2 0 3 0 6/20 120k
(100+20)k
 
6
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow
  36 1 4 0 2 2 2/28 110k
(60+50)k
 
8
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Beastman Runner Lineman
8 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Block, +AG, +MA, +MA, Dodge
n 41 0 22 0 8 7 0/50 200k
(60+140)k
 
10
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Wrestle
  5 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 70k
(60+10)k
 
11
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Tackle
  4 0 2 0 0 0 3/20 70k
(60+10)k
 
13
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Horns
Dirty Player
-ag, -av 27 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 70k
(60+10)k
 
14
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  9 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
14 players Favoured of Slaanesh
Coach: Kinks Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1685k / 1690k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1685k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 44 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:44 (28/6/10) |TD Diff:33 (69 - 36) |Cas Diff:63 (59/50/15 - 24/27/10)
Last Opponent: Khorne Maize Skull Crusherz