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Blasted Waste Immortulz
P [L] Black Orc


Location: Badlands
Nickname: Toofmongers
Stadium: Fort Grimz
Surface: Dust and Stone

Colors: Black and silver
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TEAM BIO

There are three stereotypes about orcs: they're big, they're strong, and they're really, REALLY dumb. This reputation for charging around, punching anything that moves has made them feared even into the era of bloodbowl. For a while, they played with the agressive blitzers and built teams around the lesser known subspecies. The black orcs only fulfil two of the orcish stereotypes: they're huge, they're nasty in a fight, but for all that they dedicate a surprising amount of time to ideas unknown to orcs: why, if you told an orc about drills you'd lose your teef. Though it made the black orcs useful, they still felt shunned...

Now, they have boycotted the orc teams. They wander around looking for work, or more often a team. In the Blasted Wastes of the Badlands gathered one group. They pitched up, founded a settlement. It now thrives, as do its inhabitants. Yet, what is it they miss...oh. Yes, the Black Orcs have gathered up their similarly estranged kin and are joining the classic bowl. Victory is assured, the margin is all that's left to be decided. They are strong, they are mean. Here come the Immortulz.

TROPHY ROOM

Shiny and clean. Too clean... who's knicked our trophies!?

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Soon to be set

*** Did you know...

The goblin who was set to do the records for this team was a reknowned genius. How else could he have created a system where it is impossible to determine where the money's coming from, and yet the money is obviously there? He has since been hidden away, after he was found gibbering about some blighter named Bezzlement.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.

Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
n 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 115k
(115+0)k
 
2
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
  2 0 0 0 1 1 6/18 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
n, m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(0)k
 
4
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Black Orc
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
-st, m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(0)k
 
6
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Mighty Blow
  6 0 1 0 1 1 3/20 110k
(90+20)k
 
7
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Mighty Blow
  6 0 0 0 5 0 4/20 110k
(90+20)k
 
8
Goblin Bruiser Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Safe Pair of Hands
  5 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 55k
(45+10)k
 
9
Goblin Bruiser Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Sneaky Git
  6 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 65k
(45+20)k
 
10
Goblin Bruiser Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 45k
(45+0)k
 
11
Goblin Bruiser Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  6 0 1 0 1 1 9/18 45k
(45+0)k
 
12
Goblin Bruiser Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Strip Ball
  6 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 65k
(45+20)k
 
14
Goblin Bruiser Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 45k
(45+0)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: Nobby_Nobbs Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Black Orc Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 955k / 960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 85k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1135k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:6 (2/1/3) |TD Diff:-3 (5 - 8) |Cas Diff:0 (5/5/0 - 6/2/2)
Last Opponent: Skarogne Vermins