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Pitsplurge Squealers BBC
Roster [C] Underworld Denizens


Location: Pitsplurge
Nickname: Squealers
Stadium: Achesure Stadium
Surface: Astrogranite

Colors: Black, gold and white
Sponsor: Achesure steel weaponry
Rivals: Too much team infighting to have any external rivals


TEAM BIO

Pitsplurge is a lawless and filthy mining city sprawling out of the Black Mountains, inhabited by goblins, skaven, snotlings and trolls. These mongrels rarely get on with each other except when mining and forging steel weaponry - which has made them rich - and using their ill-gotten gains to field a professional Blood Bowl team. They are nicknamed the Squealers for the horrific cries that continuously emanate from the mine pits, forges, and of course their 100,000-seater shining Blood Bowl stadium.

The Squealers are particularly proud of their hard-hitting but all-inclusive and non-discriminatory team ethos - they will happily slaughter anything that stands in their way whether it be human, goblin, skaven, elf, dwarf, giant or small fluffy kitten*, so long as they win. And if they lose they will indiscriminately attack their team-mates.

* If the snotlings gang up. Maybe.
TROPHY ROOM

Winners of Warpstone Open XVI Qualifier XII

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

TopName#
Games
Spines Ward
Jak Slambite
L.C. Greenblood
Morris Pouncey
Handy Russ-Hell
Ratonio Brown
Big Den Frothysplurger
16
Completions (2)
Furry Bratsaw
Big Den Frothysplurger
1
Touchdowns (34)
Ratonio Brown
24
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (28)
Jak Slambite
16
Most Valuable Player (17)
Jimbo Hairyson
4
Star Player Points (55)
Ratonio Brown
18
Passing (5)
Furry Bratsaw
5
Rushing (530)
Ratonio Brown
435
Blocks (507)
Jak Slambite
171
Fouls (82)
Morris Pouncey
21
Scoring Thrower
Furry Bratsaw
1
Blocking Thrower
Big Den Frothysplurger
Furry Bratsaw
1
Blocking Scorer
Furry Bratsaw
2
Triple
Furry Bratsaw
1
All-rounder


PLAYERS

Big Den Frothysplurger is one of the most famous trolls in the game, having achieved 64,088 vomiting yards and two Super Bowel titles.

*** Did you know...

The Squealers have one of the most terrifying mascots in Blood Bowl, Squealy McBeam. A hideous mixture of goblin, giant rat, troll and yellow-checked shirt, nobody has yet dared to find out if he is in costume or is indeed some horrific monster hybrid from the deeper caves. Squealy charges around the stands wildly swinging a large steel beam and making unintelligible guttural screeches, or at least he does when he isn't languishing in the dungeon for maiming swathes of opposition fans.

The Squealers are also famous as one of the first sides to field a cheerleader squad. However as the cheerleaders were invariably even more hideous than Squealy, they were soon disbanded to avoid scaring the players and persuade some fans to actually enter the stadium.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Claws, Horns
m 20 0 1 0 24 3 21/32 170k
(0)k
 
2
Gutter Runner
9 2 2+ 4+ 9+
Animosity, Dodge
Block, Big Hand, +AV, Two Heads
n 19 0 27 0 0 0 27/32 155k
(85+70)k
 
3
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3+ 2+ 8+
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Leader
  7 0 3 0 0 0 3/20 105k
(85+20)k
 
4
Skaven Clanrat
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
5
Skaven Clanrat
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Animosity
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Skaven Clanrat
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Animosity
Wrestle
n 18 0 1 0 3 1 7/20 70k
(50+20)k
 
7
Underworld Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 115k
(115+0)k
 
8
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads, Frenzy
m 16 0 1 0 2 2 1/24 80k
(0)k
 
10
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  18 0 0 0 0 2 8/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Catch
  20 0 0 0 0 2 5/20 25k
(15+10)k
 
12
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 9+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AV
  17 0 0 0 1 4 0/20 50k
(40+10)k
 
13
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
  20 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
14
Underworld Snotlings
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
  19 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
15
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Underworld Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game) Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: BigChiefSittingDuck Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Underworld Denizens Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1070k (±370) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 165k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1320k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 20 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:20 (14/3/3) |TD Diff:27 (40 - 13) |Cas Diff:-15 (19/19/8 - 37/22/2)
Last Opponent: Norsica Nuisance