92 coaches online • Server time: 23:02
* * * Did you know? The best passer is Cherrystone Hotpack with 656 completions.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post NEW OFFICIAL GW ROST...goto Post NAF event: The Good,...goto Post Secret League Old Wo...
Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...


The Drunk Anthem
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!

Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  6 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 6 2 9
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle
  98 0 0 0 56 6 142/176 240k
(80+160)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  11 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge
  53 0 7 0 21 5 88/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy
  44 1 13 0 24 1 93/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, +ST, Tackle
  72 2 3 0 8 3 42/51 140k
(50+90)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Dirty Player
  36 0 1 0 1 4 25/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
10
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
  41 0 0 0 16 3 47/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Dirty Player
  36 3 1 0 0 2 16/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
12
Lineman
5 3 3 9   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Wrestle
  7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
14
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Tackle, Accurate, +AG, Strip Ball
  62 8 24 0 3 6 116/176 190k
(70+120)k
 
14 players  
Coach: koadah Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2220k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:101 (37/19/45) |TD Diff:-16 (94 - 110) |Cas Diff:32 (114/88/27 - 103/61/33)
Last Opponent: Zamtrolls