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Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...


The Drunk Anthem
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!

Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 6 2 9
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle, Tackle
  114 1 1 0 69 8 Legend
182
260k
(80+180)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge
-av 68 0 8 0 29 5 107/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Sure Hands, Tackle
  12 0 3 0 3 2 25/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy
n 60 2 14 0 29 1 107/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard
  17 0 3 0 1 3 26/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
8
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, +ST, Tackle
  87 2 3 0 11 3 48/51 140k
(50+90)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  11 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
15
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  5 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
16
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: koadah Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 2030k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:117 (40/22/55) |TD Diff:-26 (108 - 134) |Cas Diff:42 (135/98/35 - 115/72/39)
Last Opponent: [OL16] Galaga