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Kingston Kruelty
P [B] Human



'Quicquid ut venit nos nos superesse'
Proudly the 4th oldest active human team in the Black Box Division.
Human League Premiership Season IX champions.
Human League Premiership Season XVII champions.
Only Human League Premiership team to go undefeated in a sprint.
Moffack Plock is the oldest ogre in Black Box history.
Human League Premiership champions November 2017.




After being off the field for ages, the Kruelty come alive in January 2017 for an interesting Brawl, the second FUBAR CUP! They hoped to defend humanity's honor, and smash some races that have been rightly abandoned. After 4 hard wins, including the proper smashing of some ninja slann, they made it through to the semi-finals where they fell to some lucky elves.



The Kruelty rise again in April 2017 for the XFL Human. They go to overtime in Round 1 and defeat a monster human squad to progress to round 2.



Originally made up of doormen and bouncers from the bowels of K-Town's taverns and brothels, the Kingston Kruelty were a thuggish band looking to fit in some violence on quiet Sunday mornings against rival teams from nearby towns. Few of them started with dreams of fame, fortune, and travel. After displaying much talent they caught the eye of the local nobility who gave them the funding required to feed an ogre, as well as go global with a new mandate to hunt for glory in the name of The Empire.

The Original 11 Members


The Kruelty's first pro game was also The_Murker's first coaching venture in the world of FUMBBL. A measly 4'000 Kruelty fans were in attendance for the 3-Nil victory. Fortunately, the 11'000 screaming and oblivious Norse drunkards helped bring in a whopping 50'000 gold crowns for the city and the home team management, reaffirming the owner's decision to invest in the rugged group. The death of Chet "the Chucker" Caldwell provided the 16th and final Kruelty skull to allow them to go ahead with the much anticipated new uniform designs. Abandoning the crimson and silver, and flipping the shield of the Emperor upside-down, the new navy crest retained the Imperial skull and team lettering. The skull of a former teammate was embedded into the left shoulder of the team's 16 sets of armor, each containing a shiny glass eye. The dark armor is trimmed with gold plate made from the first 1000 gold crowns taken at the gate of the new stadium. The Kruelty have a stack of orc teams waiting to sign up for a match, intent on getting their claws on some of Kingston's expensive looking kit. Sheer marketing genius for a team hoping for a long list of opponents to do business with.

The Kingston Kruelty have grown into a massive franchise and are one of the major active human players in the Old World's popular and ruthless Black Box league.








~Those Above Are Now Below~



~In Kruelty Lore, Tho They Score No More~

Kingston's goals are simple. FAME & FORTUNE. Most important is to have a winning record at all costs while competing for glory in the Human League Conference and the Human League Premiership. Ideally while maintaining a big bank. The Kruelty will continue to try and accumulate Human League trophies in 2013 while moving up the list of 'oldest' and most played human teams in Black Box. A large bank account allows the team to stay above 1600 TV and complete a Premiership Sprint in a reasonable amount of time.


LATEST NEWS: (June 2018) ~ The Kruelty are taking part in their second XFL Human, and are through to the second round after defeating MLS's well managed squad.



Borris 'Brain Problems' Bane

Most Team SPP: 253
Most Team TD's: 48
Most Team Rush Yards: 865

Bart 'the Destroyer' Vadersun

Most Team CAS Caused: 53+

Brock 'Blue Thunder' Bailer

Most Blitzer Games Played: 113

Crom 'de la Crem' Cuinard

Most Catcher SPP: 164
Most Catcher TD's: 37
Most Catcher Rush Yards: 670

'Leaping' Cory McCrackin

Most Catcher Games Played: 69

Moffack 'Four Pounder' Plock

Most Team Games Played: 128
Most Ogre CAS Caused: 52

Juice 'Mash-Face' Jaybee

Most Lineman Games Played: 67+

Seth 'Treble Six' Lexar

Most Team Fouls: 44

Tommy *Big Gun* Thompson

Most Team Completions: 23
Most Team Passing Yards:74

Clive 'No Money' Jones

Most Thrower SPP: 125
Most Thrower Games Played: 59
Most Thrower Rush Yards: 680
Most Thrower TDs: 25

Awards & Records
Longest Unbeaten Streak:

Highest Bank Recorded:

Highest SPP Total:

Highest Scorer:

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Most Interceptions:

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Played 50+ Games:
22 Games

870'000 Gold

283 Bart 'the Destroyer' Vadersun

48 Borris *Brain Problems* Bane

73+ Bart 'the Destroyer' Vadersun

1 Buster *Bag Man* Blinski

23 Tommy *Big Gun* Thompson

44 Seth *Treble Six* Lexar

128 Moffack *Four Pounder* Plock


Brian Bommerman
*Blowback* Burt Brown
*Blazin* Brad Brunsen
Thorhall *the Hunted*
*Left Handed* Letch Lucho
Cosmo *the Pheonix* Carlson
Crom *de la Crem* Cuinard
*Red Shirt* Red Rexon
Brace 'Brass Band' Blunter
*13's Avialable* Al
Will 'Waste O'Space' Wexler
Moffack *Four Pounder* Plock
*Leaping* Cory McCrackin
Borris *Brain Problems* Bane
Brock 'Blue Thunder' Bailer
Cosmo Kunnigan
Duke Ryder
Bob 'Bobby' Bobertson
Clive 'No Money' Jones
Juice 'Mash-Face' Jaybee
Bart 'the Destroyer' Vadersun


NOTE: After Admin review, the Kruelty will try and maintain a min J-man policy, while at the same time trying to protect themselves from the worse Box can dish out. The Kruelty will endevour to hold a cash reserve before each game of 230'000 gold to be able to buy the 2 most expensive players on the roster afterwards, if required. This means, as soon the bank hits 280'000 a lineman will be purchased to replace a journeymen on the roster. (barring any MNG injuries) Please let me know if you see me in violation of my own policy. Thanks.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Bart 'the Destroyer' VadersunBlitzer7347Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, Tackle, Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Dodge-av91132074828590k (90+150k) 
2'Lion's Den' Ken PennantBlitzer7338Block, Guard 600011790k (90+20k) 
3Jay HallsLineman5338Dirty Player, Block-ma33000131750k (50+40k) 
4'Handsom' Hal GunkfordBlitzer7437Block, +ST, Mighty Blow-av18000252990k (90+70k) 
5Sean 'Borrowed Legs' LeggetLineman5338Guard, Block-ma25101132050k (50+50k) 
6'Quick' Mic MichaelsCatcher8347Catch, Dodge, +AG, +ST, Block 331110124660k (60+110k) 
7 Juice 'Mash-Face' JaybeeLineman6348Guard, Block, Tackle, +AG 910101265750k (50+110k) 
8Bo 'Shaker' BakerBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow 1200011790k (90+20k) 
9Fred 'Fodder' LinemunsonLineman6338  900000050k (50+0k) 
11Jake 'the Fake' BobbertLineman6338Block 1300011750k (50+20k) 
12Jessie 'Guns' BlaysonThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block 1110001670k (70+20k) 
13BorMock 'Big Dummy' BockMaOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle 310003531140k (140+60k) 
14'Swift' Shawn SwooshCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block 2001001860k (60+20k) 
15Peter 'Pain Train' PaulsonLineman6338  800000050k (50+0k) 
16Albert 'Age Of Wisdom' AztecaThrower6348Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, Kick, +AG, Kick-Off Return 4524210119470k (70+120k) 
15 players  
Coach:The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Human Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:2240k Assistant Coaches:3  
Treasury:180000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:2240k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:422 (184/100/138) |TD Diff:41 (539 - 498) |Cas Diff:-455 (459/236/90 - 678/415/147)
Last Opponent: Europe Force One