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Royal Cookie Crumble
Skills Pending [R] Wood Elf

Winners of Warpstone open IX. 'Bloat' is a lie!

So yeah, also winners of Warpstone open IX qualifier I.

Wood elves of the year 2514!


This team originally started out as a royal rookie rumble team.

Until game 55, the team had only the ST3 positionals (2 dancer, 1 thrower, linos).
Then I decided to splurge, going from 13 to 15 players, hiring a tree and a catcher (thus reaching a TV of 2590 for game 56). Since the gamefinder is pretty dead at TV 2600, I didn't play the team until entering them in the WO IX. After making it through round 1 without a single injury, I spent all my cash, increasing the TV to 2840 (skillup, catcher, rerolls, staff) before round 2. Since round 2 involved multi-pomb cdorfs I expected that to be their peak, but surprisingly they had gained another FF and 3 skills, resulting in a TV of 2910 by round 4, with only a -MA lino to show for it. The death of superstar dancer 'cookie cutter' in the qualifier finals ensures that 2910 was indeed the (a?) peak for the team, though 2 +AG rolls after the main event semifinals does bump them pretty high again. Unfortunately I was 10k short of being able to replace the dead wardancer at that point.

FUMBBL Cup XIII:
Won the first 3 games, even got enough winnings to get a new dancer; things were looking good! Then in the round of the final 32, I suffered 3 RIPs in a game and lost.

Knowing I was down to 12 players including 4 cripples and sooo deep in spiralling expenses land, I decided it was time to cut back, fire everyone who was injured, and lose the ACs, CLs, and some rerolls. Turn the crumble back into a real team, and try to earn some money. They went from TV 2630 to TV 1910 in that one match.

First game after, their 1-game old dancer died, dropping some more TV.



longest win streak: 14
longest undefeated streak: 25

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Cookie MonsterWardancer8357Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step, Jump Up, +AG 501027093124120k (120+120k) 
2Cookie Cutter IVWardancer8347Block, Dodge, Leap 1010018120k (120+0k) 
3 Waffle IIIThrower8347Pass, Sure Hands, Leader, Dodge, Block, +MA 355460049290k (90+110k) 
4 Fredrick SilentstreamLineman6357Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, +AG, Dodge-ma37611020510470k (70+130k) 
7 Almond chipLineman7457Guard, Block, +ST, Dodge, +AG 71111809611370k (70+160k) 
8 Ulric GoldfireLineman7447Guard, +ST, Block 333111214770k (70+100k) 
10 Vanilla Sandwich IVLineman7347Dodge, Wrestle 21110031970k (70+40k) 
14 BakerTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Grab, Warpstone Mutation (Foul Appearance), Guard 200009123120k (120+60k) 
16 IcingCatcher8257Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Side Step, +AG, Block 18290044990k (90+80k) 
17Julius ClearlightningJourneyman Lineman7347Loner 100000070k (70+0k) 
18Richard PalesnakeJourneyman Lineman7347Loner 100000070k (70+0k) 
9 players  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Team Value: 2070k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:75 (46/8/21) |TD Diff:71 (174 - 103) |Cas Diff:0 (110/46/22 - 101/57/20)
Last Opponent: Elf-Fu