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Seducing Succubi of Slaanesh
Retired [B] Chaos Chosen




Follow me, my Children, and the glory of victory shall be yours. We shall cleanse ourselves in the crimson waters of our enemy. We shall bring the ecstasy of quick release to those who stand before us. We shall give bloody praise to the Lord of Pleasure and sing his name as we dance across the fallen. Follow me, my Children, and you shall taste the undreamt joys that lie beyond the bounds of mortal sense!

#1 The Daemonette#2 The Flesh Licker#3 The Giver of Indescribable Delight#4 The Feaster of Pain
#5 The Despoiler of the Flesh#6 The Ram of Slaanesh#7 The Steed of Slaanesh#8 The Unholy One
#9 The Great Horned One#10 The Base One#11 The Beast of Slaanesh#12 The Dark Queen

Game:Coach:Race:Result:Team Record:Gameday Wisdom:
ICedric (146.18)Chaos Pact1-01-0-0Hear me now!
All crimes should be treasured if they give thee
Pleasure somehow!
IIEnochulator (158.98)Orc0-21-0-1Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and your sons! And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?
IIIMadvig (158.43)Skaven0-31-0-2Long shall be your suffering. Joyous be your pain!
IVDaht (146.42)Chaos Pact1-21-0-3My, my, my, what have we here? Another Chaos Lord demanding my fealty? Do you have any idea who you are talking to? I am older than you or I care to count. Seeking me out was your first mistake. Speaking with me was your second mistake. Words cannot describe the fate my slaves suffer if they should make a third mistake...
VNin (166.33)Wood Elf0-21-0-4Impurity shall be our armor. Hate shall be our weapon. Immortality shall be our reward!
VIKhornedBeef (169.99)Ogre0-11-0-5Do not ask which creature screams in the night,
Do not question who waits for you in the shadow.
It is my cry that wakes you in the night,
And my body that crouches in the shadow.
I am Slaanesh and you are the puppet
That dances to my tune!
VIIPompom (169.35)Norse1-11-1-5Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Slay the priests! Show these fools that they worship nothing more than a rotting corpse!
VIIIBardazur (169.79)Human0-21-1-6Join our Pageant, little one, and dance for pleasure and the joy of pain!
IXNiebling (174.89)Khemri0-21-1-7I shall suck the marrow from your bones, work it most cunningly into musical instruments, and every time I play upon them, your soul shall scream in formless agony!
XGlowworm (147.69)Nurgle1-11-2-7The Moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait
Soft winds whisper the bidding of trees
As this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart
And the mid-nightmare trampling of dreams
But on, no tears please
Fear and pain may accompany Death
But it is desire that shepherds its certainty
As we shall see...
XITuamadre (165.58)Chaos Dwarf2-02-2-7She was divinity's creature
That kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow
Far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry
Sought her everywhere
Dark liqoured eyes
An Arabian nightmare...
XIIRandy_Moss (150.97)Pro Elf2-22-3-7Master it's true
My promise I have kept
Fulfillment of the prophecies
The deity's dead!
XIIIPongboy84 (150.96)Nurgle0-22-3-8Trick or betrayed
I think you should know
They know it's true
That their faiths are a hoax
Join us to see through the light
Religion is a scheme to ruin your life!
XIVMarkCuz (143.41)High Elf2-03-3-8You're in my dreams
The Darkness in my heart
The rapture in their screams
Black Goddess Rise...
XVDukeTyrion (170.06)Nurgle1-23-3-9Mirror, mirror on the wall
Shouldst not grave pleasures be my all?
For if I shall see thy will be done
Grant me the Witchcraft of thy tongue
XVILewdgrip (160.50)Chaos Dwarf1-04-3-9Opened eyes dream, unheavenly torture
Raping the world of the dead
Burning in Hell and viewing the unseen
Satisfied feasting of flesh
XVIIxnoelx (162.78)Human1-14-4-9Consequence...now the panic comes
You've dabbled in magik your fingers are burned
Lost as you run towards the light
And deep in your heart you have nothing but fear
XVIIIlukoshiukas (162.60)Wood Elf1-24-4-10Praise be to Slaanesh, for his rapture is upon your worthless souls
XIXGriffon31 (151.17)Dwarf2-05-4-10Bind their kings in iron chains
Execute the judgement for them
Come and taste the fleshy pleasures
Orgies of endless time
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Daemonette
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
The Flesh Licker
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
 n 8 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
3
The Giver of Indescribable Delight
Beastman Runner
5 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow
 -ma 6 0 0 1 2 1 11/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
The Feaster of Pain
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Block
   18 0 4 0 1 1 19/ 110k
(60+50)k
  
5
The Despoiler of the Flesh
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw
   18 1 2 0 4 4 35/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
7
The Steed of Slaanesh
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   18 1 2 0 1 1 14/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
The Unholy One
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   18 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
9
The Great Horned One
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Guard
   18 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
10
The Base One
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
11
The Beast of Slaanesh
Chosen Blocker
5 5 3 9
+ST, Guard
   18 1 1 0 3 3 25/ 170k
(100+70)k
  
12
The Dark Queen
Minotaur
4 5 2 9
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Claw, +AV, Guard
 -ma 14 0 0 0 12 4 44/ 220k
(150+70)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Hayati Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (5/4/10) |TD Diff:-9 (16 - 25) |Cas Diff:-1 (14/14/9 - 17/16/5)
Last Opponent: 1 Angry Dwarf