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Roster [R] Chaos Renegade
This is my homonculus team: a dozen JackassRampants ready to jump you and pound you into the turf.

Every player's name is an anagram of my own. I may use the long or short form of my first name, and may omit my middle name or use only the initial, or use the whole thing.

1) No Mutations, except on Legends and Big Guys with Block.
2) Every player gets Block (or maybe Wrestle) at the first opportunity, barring stats. We call this the Lame TT Star rule.
3) Limit 1 Renegade (inside joke). Renegades do not have to obey the above rules and may take any skill.

As you see, none of these constraints prohibits me from making a competitive team. In case you were expecting something else, here are some endorsements:
"This is the best Pact team I have ever played." — BCH, Brewhouse Lounge Lizards
"This team is so wrong on so many levels." — Apojar, New Flingland Pastry Tots

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Tolerant MegastarTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 210006222110k (110+40k) 
5Malt TreatsRenegade Human Lineman6338Block 14100221550k (50+20k) 
6Meet Near a Salt GrowthRenegade Human Lineman6338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 48161924950k (50+60k) 
7El Wet Ham Organ TasterRenegade Human Lineman6338  300000050k (50+0k) 
8Melt At StarRenegade Human Lineman6338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 510801326050k (50+80k) 
9Strat MetalRenegade Human Lineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
10Last MatterRenegade Human Lineman6348Block, Guard, +AG, Leader 48860535150k (50+100k) 
11Me Last TartRenegade Human Lineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
12Short A Letter, We ManagRenegade Human Lineman6338  000000050k (50+0k) 
13O, The Last Game Went RareRenegade Human Lineman6338  200001550k (50+0k) 
14The Swarm Ate Leo Grant!Renegade Human Lineman6338  1101000350k (50+0k) 
15Total Anger MasterRenegade Human Lineman6348Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG, Strip Ball 462602327650k (50+120k) 
16Hate Smart Angel TowerRenegade Human Lineman7348+AG, Block, Sure Hands, +MA, Pass 47211821510650k (50+130k) 
13 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 810000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (31/13/14) |TD Diff:31 (78 - 47) |Cas Diff:53 (92/37/16 - 48/33/11)
Last Opponent: Je m'apelle Lolita