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Ranked Amateurs
Roster [R] Human
Team Rules:
* Hire all Journeymen who don't suffer a permanent injury.
* Don't hire anybody else.

Play hard. You'll forget the fear.

Highlight reel by Beanchilla (warning: awesome)

*** TEAM UPDATE: Team grid filled 1 March 2014, 61 games in. Thanks, Relezite!
*** TEAM UPDATE II: Grid beaten 8 October 2014, 95 games in. Thanks, DrPoods!
*** TEAM UPDATE III: "Equal Opportunity" badge (kill one of every race) earned 27 January 2016, 150 games in. Thanks, R0binR!
*** TEAM UPDATE IV: First 200 Games Stats! Thanks, Rabe!

Amateurs vs. the Grid Challenge: Periodically accepting challenges from team races that have not yet beaten Ranked Amateurs: Elves, Goblins and Halflings. If you beat us with one of these races during a challenge period, several coaches will each donate to the site.
Amount Raised/Pledged for FUMBBL to date: $351 USD.
Forum thread link.

Amateurs in the FUMBBL Cup: Starting in 2016, the Amateurs enter the FUMBBL Cup as part of a larger fundraiser. Each participating coach donates $5 plus $1 per win, or $15 for a grand tournament win. Coaches entering the tournament use their own results: those not entering the tournament use the Amateurs' results.
Amount Raised/Pledged for FUMBBL to date: $867 USD.
2016 Forum thread link.
2017 Forum thread link.

Amateurs Classic Matchups: Starting in 2017, the Ranked Amateurs will raise money for FUMBBL from charity matches to signify important milestones.
In our 200th game against the Agility Monsters, we raised $253 USD.
In our first game under the Expensive Mistakes rules, we took on the Evil Amateurs and raised $85 USD.

Admins: I may run fewer than 11 men for one match at a time. If I need to defend the premise of this team against accusations of Journeyman abuse, I would refer to the team requirement that all Journeymen must be hired unless they die or suffer a permanent injury: at no time does the team maintain fewer than 11 players minus the number retired after the previous match.

This is fun, by the way. There's a "Galaga" effect: I can't go over 11 men unless I suffer a MNG. And it works fine: you should expect a fight, 'cause you're gonna get one.

Ranked Amateurs Hall of Fame (Super Stars and Legends no longer with the team)
#10 Edward Grottybrook: 153 games, 548 SPP.
#8 Billy Goldtree: 112 games, 172 SPP.
#14 Albert Palehawk: 90 games, 147 SPP.
#6 Evander Hardspike: 59 games, 129 SPP.
#7 Brian Fastspike: 32 games, 110 SPP.
#7 Robert Weakfield: 81 games, 108 SPP.
#11 Vincent Hotrock: 44 games, 92 SPP.
#12 David Clumsysnake: 95 games, 84 SPP.

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Progression: Standard
1Zachary VilesnakeLineman6438Block, Guard, Fend, Tackle, +ST 992601378150k (50+140k) 
2 David GrottyfistLineman6358+AG, Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Fend, Tackle 802344131021350k (50+160k) 
3Alexander FastrockLineman6338Dirty Player, Wrestle, Tackle 63120533250k (50+60k) 
4Ian QuickrockLineman6338Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Dauntless 360402358350k (50+110k) 
5David PalestoneLineman7338Guard, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA 40040665450k (50+110k) 
6 Sean SilenteagleLineman6338  100000050k (50+0k) 
11Fredrick ColdstoneLineman6338Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard 37120775650k (50+100k) 
12Billy DarkhawkLineman6448+AG, +ST, Block 18250254650k (50+110k) 
13Leroy WeakshieldLineman6338Block 1600011750k (50+20k) 
15Paul WhitefireLineman6338Block 1711010650k (50+20k) 
16Xavier GrottystoneLineman6338Block 1100011750k (50+20k) 
11 players  
Coach:JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Human Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1730k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:100000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1730k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:215 (103/62/50) |TD Diff:93 (299 - 206) |Cas Diff:341 (418/205/88 - 214/107/49)
Last Opponent: ElvesonShelves