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Malalocide
Retired [L] Chaos Chosen


Background
In the deepest, darkest corners of the Southern Wastes there is the occasional whisper of a group of renegades. These renegades (so the stories say) are dedicated to Malal, the hierarch of terror and anarchy, who desires nothing more than the destruction of his fellow Chaos gods. The hatred in mutual.

Dedicated to the destruction of all be they for good or evil, Malal is one to engender dread amongst even the hardiest of souls. Perhaps even more frightening is the parasitic nature of this god's strength. As the power of the pantheon rises, as does his, and then the chaotic tendencies of his followers are given fresh impetus and they gain an increased ability to enact his plans.

For decades, as the war raged and then peace settled on the land, these rumours continued to nag away in the bars and other meeting places of the inhabitants but it is a name that was not meant to be spoken. Never meant to be heard. But it was...

Some time ago off the coast of Batmania, a large galleon was spotted by a passing brigantine. Upon attempting to hail the mysterious vessel they were apparently set upon and the last messages heard were the keening wails of those on board begging for their very lives. Then the signal died.

Now, the chosen of Malal, the Doomed Ones have chosen to reveal themselves. Operating from their massive vessel named "The Leviathan", they throw themselves on a disbelieving world. Seeking nothing more than the bloodshed of all as they follow the capricious whims of their master, the followers of the Renegade God have come to the Blood Bowl pitch. For now is the time of Malal whose power waxes brightly in the maelstrom.

Malal will not be denied. And Malalocide are to be his avatars in the world of the SWL.


Did You Know?
Malal's sacred number is 11. (Coincidence?)
Did You Know?
Malal's followers actively seek followers of the other Gods in order to destroy them. They are happy to kill any others they find, but their goal is always the destruction of other Chaotic disciples.
Did You Know?
Malal is also known as Malice, The Renegade God, The Lost God and The Outcast God. His followers are known as "Doomed Ones".
Did You Know?
Malal's champion Kaleb Daark has fought side by side with soldiers of the Empire (against Khornate warriors)! This occurred at the Siege of Praag.

Did You Know?
As the power of the Pantheon increases, so does that of Malal.

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"Grown mightily indignant at the words of the Gods, Malal did turn his heart against them and flee into the chambers of space . . . And no man looked to Malal then, save those that serve that which they hate, who smile upon their misfortune, and who bear no love save for the damned. At such times as a warrior's heart turns to Malal, all Gods of Chaos grow fearful, and the laughter of the Outcast God fills the tomb of space . . ."

Malal is the true embodiment of Chaos. Seeking nothing more than the destruction of the Pantheon as well as any others his warriors may meet. This is a difficult god God to discuss as his power is in direct proportion to the power of the other Gods yet he is apparently not interested in power for power's sake. He is the Hierarch of Terror and Anarchy, willingly followed by some whose ambition far outstrips their instinct for self-preservation.

Malal bears scrutiny as his relationship with his followers is a strange one. Seeming to reward their devotion with terrible ability in causing bloodshed, yet being more than willing to sacrifice them to further his plans, Malal is a God whose followers should bear no illusions that they have a great chance of a long period of service. Having said that, their devotion can make the followers of other Gods appear wishy-washy by comparison. Also, his followers also appear to have more direct contact with their God than the rest of the Pantheon.

Malal's followers work towards one goal. They desire nothing more than the return of their God to this plane of reality and their efforts are becoming more and more noticeable. Malalocide believe that the adulation they will receive from the legions of SWL fans (should they win the trophy) may prove to be enough to ensure the return of their God.

Malalocide 3-0 Swift Kick in the Grass
A great start to the Trial of Blood marred by the death of Menoetius. However, the life of a follower of Malal is not for those who wish to live forever. A good 3-0 win with a nice spread of 19 SPP going to four players.
Scorers: Kathal - 1, Invictus - 1, Deimos - 1.
Casualties: Invictus - 1, Tartarus - 1.
Completions: Kathal - 1.

Malalocide 0-3 Complaints Department
Completely outplayed. Complaints Department were clinically efficient and showed us just what needs to be done for the upcoming season
Casualties: Tartarus - 1.

Malalocide 1-1 Black Tower Barons
In what was a Trial of Blood rematch for me, we managed to score a nice and safe 1-1 draw. A couple of heart-stopping moments, but no lasting injuries and a couple of SPP is a nice result.
Scorers: Ba'kel Draak - 1.

Malalocide 0-2 Malapropism Mania
Well played by BeefyGoodness! Nice and controlled play by the Chaos Dwarfs and we never really got anything going. A middling kind of Trial so far, but players are developing quite well and we shall soon be ready to bring the wrath of Malal on our opponents.
Casualties: Poine - 1.

Malalocide 2-0 EndZone Tranquility
A good result! Some more scores for our big Warriors which will hopefully have them ready to produce performances worthy of their patron. Defended solidly and managed to score twice. Especially pleasing was keeping any sort of Elves scoreless. Anyway, after this match we have reached our 1300TW so our Trial is over and the team returns to The Leviathan off the coast to make preparations for their future. Short or long, they each will bring glory to Malal!
Scorers: Ba'kel Draak - 1, Kathal - 1.
Casualties: Deimos - 1.

Erikeker's Regional
Season LIV 9th/12 - Games: 7 (0/3/4) | TD Diff: -8 (2 - 10) | Cas Diff: -5 (5/4/4 - 11/5/2)
Tooney's Regional
Season LV 9th/14 - Games: 7 (1/2/4) | TD Diff: -6 (5 - 11) | Cas Diff: +8 (10/10/2 - 9/4/1)
Snorri's Regional
Season LVI 11th/14 - Games: 7 (1/2/4) | TD Diff: -8 (5 - 13) | Cas Diff: +1 (9/6/1 - 8/3/4)
Tribute Conference
Season LVII 2nd/8 - Games: 7 (4/1/2) | TD Diff: +2 (9 - 7) | Cas Diff: +21 (15/10/4 - 4/3/1)

Menoetius - Killed by a Goblin block in the first match of the Trial of Blood.
Styx - Killed by Devil Avocado in our match against Malapropism Mania
Kydoimos - Killed by Sir Walter Ecoli in our match against Grimey Limeys
Ketzer - Killed by a nice blitz from Anjal in our match against Golden Feast
Excruciatus - Not even worthy of a bio. Incurred Malal's displeasure and killed himself versus Hidden People. Malal traditionally despises daemons and stays true to form here. He has demanded no more Minos to pollute his flagbearers
Phobos - Was killed in our match against SWL Manglers, who certainly lived up to their name in our match
Pallas - Killed in our match against RockCity FĂȘted by Capitano
Tuoni - Joined Horrors of Skye as a zombie after getting killed in the match against the Necros

I have that down packed - Killed by a powerful blitz from Deimos and his shiny claw! This was in our match against Malapropism Mania
Bender - A Dwarven Troll Slayer. Killed by Invictus in our match against Technically Minded
Sylvester Palebrook - A poor journeyman killed by Ba'kel Draak in our match against Grimey Limeys
Tristan Hardhawk - Another journeyman killed on a "both down" result by Invictus who had a kill and a badly hurt in the game against Da Blackest Guard
Nimble Jackson - His career was brought to an abrupt end in our match against Spring-Heeled Jacks
Natali - Killed by a late block from Invictus in our match against Golden Feast
Mort - Killed by Kathal in our match against Banner of the Black Stag
Philip de Guadalajara - Killed by a powerful blitz from the inspired Kathal in our match against Mexican Standoff
Chips Erikson - Killed by Aiakos in our match against Wonga Wonga Whalekillers
Pilfering Per - Killed by Malakai in our match against Wonga Wonga Whalekillers
Ralph Rat - killed by Ba'kel Draak in our match against Redgum's Rodents

TopName#
GamesKathal
Malakai
33
Completions (12)Poine
4
Touchdowns (27)Poine
8
Interceptions (2)Ba'kel Draak
Mormo
1
Casualties (85)Kathal
28
Most Valuable Player (33)Deimos
5
Star Player Points (432)Kathal
81
Passing (41)Poine
26
Rushing (767)Poine
406
Blocks (1412)Kathal
264
Fouls (13)Azrael
4
Scoring ThrowerPoine
4
Blocking ThrowerInvictus
Tartarus
Poine
2
Blocking ScorerKathal
3
TripleInvictus
Poine
2
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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Farewell TourChosen Blocker5439  2000000100k (100+0k) 
2InvictusChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Piling On, Tacklem3922023789100k (0k) 
3Ba'kel DraakChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blown370216125100k (100+40k) 
4 MalakaiChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Clawn3900019458100k (100+80k) 
5EreshkigalBeastman Runner5338Horns, Guard-ma12010021360k (60+20k) 
6MormoBeastman Runner6338Horns, Guard, Block 18031011660k (60+40k) 
7AzraelBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 1210001660k (60+20k) 
8HopelessBeastman Runner6338Horns 100000060k (60+0k) 
9AiakosBeastman Runner7338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA 32230533660k (60+70k) 
10SamediBeastman Runner6238Horns, Block, Mighty Blow-st15110322060k (60+40k) 
11MorosBeastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle-ag33150323260k (60+60k) 
12 PoineBeastman Runner6338Horns, Sure Hands, Block, Big Hand 36780214060k (60+60k) 
13Bao ZhengBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 1001001860k (60+20k) 
14HelplessBeastman Runner6338Horns 100000060k (60+0k) 
15NincompoopsBeastman Runner6338Horns 100000060k (60+0k) 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:DrPoods Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Chaos Chosen Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1730k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:220000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1930k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:40 (9/10/21) |TD Diff:-26 (32 - 58) |Cas Diff:25 (55/35/16 - 45/25/11)
Last Opponent: Horrors Of Skye