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| In Memoriam: Carlos Tevez RIP 33app 50spp 10cas 6mvp F Lampard Jnr RIP 61app 68spp 19cas 6mvp Martin Peters RIP 37app 33spp 1p 4td 5cas 2mvp F Lampard Snr RIP 58app 59spp 2td 14cas 5mvp Paulo DiCanio RIP 65app 165spp 1p 7td 54cas 7mvp Tony Cottee RIP 32app 80spp 3td 23cas 5mvp Phil Parkes RIP 41app 57spp 40p 1cas 3mvp Jermain DeFoe RIP 22app 32spp 6td 2cas 2mvp David James RIP 23app 18spp 8p 1cas 1mvp Joe Cole RIP 17app 24spp 1td 3cas 3mvp Trevor Sinclair 35app 42spp 3p 2td 4cas 5mvp Season Five DiCanio ran riot with 3 injuries and a kill but the game ended with a 2-0 defeat as adrian was left exposed in the second half. Probably should have won the game. Dwarves next and a thorough beating, Redknapp and McAvennie restored some pride with crushing tackles but the 2-0 loss disappoints the fans. 5 games lost in a row now and a bit more tactical bravery may be needed. In an earth shattering game the Hammers were ripped apart. Early in the first half DiCanio died, the apothocary could do nothing for him. While this was happening Lampard Snr went down too quickly followed by Martin Peters. 3 deaths and plenty of casualties to boot. The team were out fought. 4-0 loss. Redknapp and McAvennie got a hattrick of cas each but it wasnt enough as we fell at the final hurdle in a 1-0 loss. The losses keep coming but the team finally showed some real fight, 9 cas including a 5fer for McAvennie. 2-0 loss despite this as the opposition kept coming back. In a bad tempered game McAvennie bossed the opposition star players and they will be a shade of their former selves after this encounter. Loose play in the first half meant there was no win, but a tidy 1-1 draw left the fans pleased. Tight game against two evenly matched teams was not reflected in the scoreline. The first half was even but the big turning point was a set of bad plays from Harry Redknapp who had otherwise had a good day with 2 cas. Gold made the score 2-1 but chasing the draw we lost 3-1. Gold was eaten by Tevez for his failure. In the most eventful game since the legend graveyard game McAvennie made the headlines for a gamewinning pass requiring nerves of steel. With literally the last throw of the pigskin we snuck it 2-1 after a productive game for Frank Lampard bagging a hattrick of cas. Adrian had earlier equalised. A run of form is beginning after an injury time winner from Trevor Sinclair building on some solid groundwork from Rio Ferdinand and the defence with only two players remaining by the final whistle, they were spurred on by the death of legend F Lampard Jnr. 1-0 win. In an action packed game the first half ended scoreless with too much messing about but in the second half going 1-0 down with 2 mins on the clock and 2 teammates dead on the pitch Sinclair refused to fail and smashed his way into the endzone. 1-1 draw. RIP Tevez and Bilic. Inevitably the hangover from the previous game was huge and a 3-0 loss where the whole team seemed disinterested ensued. Really getting their act together they played the perfect game, 1-1 at half time and weakening the opponents, half way through the second half cruising for a win a slight oversight and some amazing bad luck meant a horrible score against and hopes of an equaliser died before they began. 2-1 loss. Season Four In a tight and violent game the performance of Frank Lampard Snr was key with three KO's allowing McAvennie to complement his injuring of the key player with the game winning TD. 1-0 win. In the 50th game we were drawn a great team. Even best laid plans can fail though and the toss is about all we won until Lampard Snr stuck one on someone after we had lost 3-0. Apart from a Harry Redknapp kill there was little to shout about for the orc fans. KO's mounted up and they never recovered. 1 TD conceded in each half. Immediate rematch and it was a significant game, Parkes died on the pitch with the physio unable to help him. McAvennie scored the only TD for a tidy 1-0 win. Lizard team up next and despite an even battle in the tackling department a defensive TD was allowed after David Gold gave the ball away deep in his own half. We couldnt recover and lost 1-0. The old enemy marched into town and the full strength hammers were bang up for it. The first turn saw three successive Human players go down injured. The boys couldnt seem to get the opposition danger man under wraps though and as the drive went on an extraordinary play by an Ogre stopped us scoring and ended up fumble recovering a TD. DiCanio was not to be stopped though and ran in a game tying score with just enough time on the clock. McAvennie and Rio grabbed a brace of cas each but it wasnt enough as the ref blew time after a vicious foul by Frank McAvennie. 1-1 Drawn against a weak elf team the boys were already tasting blood. Unfortunately this did not come until the dying moments of the game. Nothing worked for the orcs and they made tactical errors. 2-0 down in "injury" time the pitch opened up and Gold had a golden chance to get a consoltion score but the fans instead were chanting STOMP. So the game ended with the most serious casualty but no orc score. 2-0 loss. The coach was subjected to abuse from the fans as he masterminded yet another 2-0 loss. Two kills on the pitch by Rio and Lamps Snr probably avoided an off the pitch kill. Hammers paying for the loss of DeFoe and Parkes right now. In a bloody game Trevor Sinclair had a major setback to his career with a crushing injury. Aside from that it was a good day out with a perfect 2-1 win and Redknapp and McAvennie gaining revenge for poor Trev. DiCanio scored the winning TD. Luck was not on our side today, we took heavy casualties, but only lost 1-0 in the end. No lasting damage to the players though just hope none to morale either. In a brutal nurgle game Gold scored the only TD as McAvennie killed a man and DiCanio put another into retirement. The opposition coach was akin to Mourinho when he gets booted out of the champions league. Hard fought win. Another game against Madness to the method and another classic. Deouf runs wild ripped us apart with his exceptional movement and we were tactically outdone. The weather didnt help nor the inexperienced Miklosko at the back. Despite the crushing defeat Tevez and Redknapp both scored kills, it was just too little too late. 4-0 loss A dangerous dwarf team up next and in a tight game it was Lampard Senior that escaped the scrum with the ball. With the half drawing to a close there was a crushing tackle from Lampard Jnr that killed the star player, with him dying on the pitch Lamps dad ran in the score and the opposition coach held his hands up in surrender. Sadly disapointing as the opportunity to put some scores together was lost. 1-0 HT win. A huge riot kicked this game off, for the first 2 turns every player was prone. Thankfully the opposition chainsaw did no lasting damage. The boys fought back admirably, Harry Redknapp scored 2 lots of blood but some lucky defending saved 2 scores so we ended up with a 2-0 loss. Very unlucky game for the boys. Chaos up next and the boys got hit very hard, they kept it tight but lost to a final turn TD after having been cleared in the first half and only Ludek left in the second. DiCanio as ever led the fight back with 2 cas. 1-0 loss The final game of the season was against dwarves. They were a frustrating team and the boys were groggy from the previous game and both Lampards were out. Scruffy loss ensued. 16/16 Season Three In a cagey and tight game Cottee was more noticable for his underperformance. McAvennie and Peters tried hard but in vain as they couldnt force a TD to equalise in the second half after a major error by David James in the first gave away a 1-0 lead. In the first half the humans were punished for dallying around as Parkes injured their star player with a dirty foul and then inspired Harry Redknapp killed a man. Unfortunately, as is often the case the bloodlust ruined the chances of a win when the attack let in a TD early in the second. David James slightly redeemed himself by throwing a bomb to DiCanio for a consolation score. He has been sent for remedial ball handling skills and should return with a better idea of what a ball is. Up against a Norse team the boys got fired up. Di Canio killed a man first turn and injured their strongest player in the third. Unbelievably the opposing coach ran away and the players quickly followed suit. Without even the chance to score the fans were understandably aggreived at this outcome. As the first half was going perfectly to plan a thunderbolt of coincidence struck and out of the blue Tony Cottee was killed. The players rallied and ran in a TD and began to prepare for the murdurous onslaught due in the second half. They were probably too careful with their lives and conceded in the dying seconds. The fans rioted but there was nothing to be done. 1-1 Travesty of justice, the team deserved to win, but some rediculous fluke allowed the opponents to take the game 2-0. Awful. The luck of the team was confirmed as they were drawn against a dwarf team worth a lot more than the humble Hammers. The opposing coach used distraction and time wasting tactics throughout the match. It was painful viewing for any true BB fan. A 1-0 loss. The next game started ok, Parkes supplying Gold and a 1-0 lead. There the fun ended, after suffering endless KO's and repeatedly failing to hurt anyone the chastened team finished the game 4-1 down. The team took an unbelievable beating from an amazon team, 3-0 in score and 3-1 in injuries. David James was killed and the team had a major confidence drop. A long term decision needed to be made and the return of Tevez was called for. The fans were not happy with the return of Tevez and threw a rock at him on the opening drive. The game was the worst. Every player was knocked out or injured during the game, and from the second turn onwards we had a maximum of 4 players on the field at any time. The chaos team ran in repeated TD's and then killed Joe Cole. 3-0 loss. Elves next with a plan of maim them in the first half, then grind them in the drive and hope for an opportunity to run a winner in at the death. Harry Rednapp had a hattrick of injuries and Peters scored a game tying TD. Too late in the game though 1-1. Rednapp had a stormer with a kill and a TD. The whole team clicked and after repeated tough tackling the opposing team was left with 3 players for all 3 drives in the second half, a win was guaranteed with the final drive being 10v1 however a dreadful kick meant they opposition had the chance to draw, and they took it. 2-2. This team seems to enjoy abject failure. Parkes set up McAvennie and Sinclair for 2TD's as DiCanio and Redknapp again bossed the defence. 2-1 win after conceding a lucky freak TD. In an uncompromising game the key moment was probably the toss. We lost the toss and the game 1-0. Rio got injured and the team were happy that that was the worst of a tough game. After Parkes fumbled in the first half to allow a defensive score the team were up against it. DiCanio went on a mission and single handedly injured every single skink on the Lizard team. Nobody in the stands cared that the score said 3-0 at the end. Di Canio will forever be a club legend. What a treat the next game was for the orc fans. Rio got 5 casualties as the team lay waste to anything the opposition put in front of them. In the end they ran a TD in with nobody on the field left to stop them. Peters got the score. Unfortunately they were so busy laying waste that they forgot to score sooner so the result was a 1-1 draw. The next game saw the Hammers square off against the dwarves. We lost the toss but that was about all we lost, McAvennie scored a defensive TD after Tevez had a monster game killing and breaking the neck of the two best opponent players. The second half saw McAvennie run in a great score after a long pass was completed from Parkes. A classic exhibition in the Hammers philosophy. 2-0 13 points from 16 Season Two Another incredibly unlucky game saw the team take repeated injuries, the most significant that of Trevor Sinclair who broke his neck. We lost 2-0 but would have won without a dreadful pass that opened up the opportunities for the slaughter. Bloody game though and the fans were happy. Micheal Carrick came in to replace the ruined Trevor Sinclair and got a debut cas. The team let a score in on the first turn against a skaven team, but determined not to allow a repeat of the 4-0 results of the past they set about the slaughter. Redknapp and Cottee both scored early cas and Di Canio joined Carrick in the second half. It wasnt all good as Shaka Hislop died but nobody really noticed as Frank McAvennie scored a brace and we won 2-1. This was a really tough game for everyone, we struggled to get any traction and every injury we got was cured by the magic sponge regen. Mark Noble dying was the only highlight for the fans. As he breathed his last the fans chanted DE FOE DE FOE. 2-0 loss. Goblins up next and Lampard Snr stepped up and smashed the big threat in the firy turn, it set the tone as the opening drive saw 7 players out and McAvennie run the TD in, some sloppy defending followed and it was 1-1 at half time. McAvennie was the savior as he injured a player inches from scoring in in the second half and from there we overpowered a demoralised team, Di Canio made it a team hattrick of kills allowing Cottee and Carrick to each get a TD in a 3-1 win. The fans couldnt get happier until the coach announced that fans favourite De Foe had been re-signed after he proved his fitness. Up against an ogre team DeFoe was well up for his comeback. In a scrappy first half Parkes and DeFoe got some crucial casualties after Miklosko got a horrible injury. The second half started 0-0 but also with only 6 ogres left on the opposition team. Carrick ran in a TD with 2 turns to go. This proved crucial as in the closing stages a returning snotling flew through the air and then through the deep Hammers defence for a game tying TD. 1-1 Losing the toss in games against Ogres generally ends badly, this game was no different. It was a dull game with no real injuries to speak of, some light entertainment offered was the bombing run of a goblin that only ended when he bombed himself. Rio Ferdinand showed signs of much needed form with a bruising tackle at the end but the game ended 2-0. In the next game Rio started fast continuing his new found form, and Cottee joined him putting a star opponent on the sidelines early. The best moment of the first half was McAvennies crushing blow that allowed DeFoe to continue where he left off by running in a TD. At half time Lampard Jnr was viciously attacked on the way to the tunnel but the physio patched him up so he bravely reappeared for the second half. In a largely even affair the opposing team equalised late in the second and there will be few complaints about the final result. With only 20 points from 23 games the team needed shaking up. Carlos Tevez was signed in a late deal with question marks about his validity it remains to be seen how long he will be with the team. In the first half luck was on our side and Harry Redknapp ran a score in after a grinding half, Tony Cottee got the best hit in. The second half began with the boistrous orc crowd hurling at a rock at the underworld star player. This didnt damage them as much as Tony Cottee did as he ran riot in the second half with 3 further casualties. DeFoe got his second score in as many games and the match was won. The orcs were still celebrating as the score was made 2-1 and that is how it finished. Next up the full strength hammers faced the old enemy, in their desperation for showboating and blood they managed to not score in the first half despite being in possession of the ball near the TD line. The second half nearly went down the same lines, after a couple of juicy tackles DiCanio had the ball near the line. The humans were so tired of these antics and probably to save their yellow bellied skins actually pushed him over the line to score his strangest TD yet. 1-1 final score and 2-1 in blood. This game was awful for the orcs as they were treated to some of their own medicine. The fans were disgusted by their lack of appetite for the fight and were seen switching sides at half time. Thankfully nobody died although some of the Hammers spirit did. Rematching against the Human Bucs the rain set in for the game, it made it a scrappy affair where every TD was defensive. The ball rarely got into the attackers half. It did not suit the orcs and particularly little Jermain Defoe who struggled ball handling all game. DiCanio and Cottee offered up their usual supply of blood so the fans were placated. 2-1 loss however leaves the team in real trouble. The whole Tevez sage was distracting every one around the club, even the usually trustworthy Jermain DeFoe ran the wrong way when attempting to score. He was gone, and after the dust settled the 2-0 loss seemed insignificant. A wonderful game followed and during it even the clouds lifted and rain relented. David James scored a goal and all the humans were lying around wishing for death. Unfortunately the classic orc stupidity overcame them and they drew 1-1 instead of winning. But the good times are back. Cottee started fast with a casualty and a TD in the first half, but the midday heat got to the players and both DiCanio and Cottee succumbed to exhaustion. With the talismanic players out the boys struggled and ended up allowing a final turn score just after DeFoe was killed. 2 points lost and a legend. 8 games remain, 4 wins needed. The teams biggest rivals up next, the players were mindful that Pagyn had killed Geoff Hurst and ended Joe Cole and Julian Dicks careers. The first turn he injured Redknapp and the players saw red. All aims of winning this game went out of the window and the orcs showed their version of payback. Martin Peters, DiCanio, McAvennie and Lampard Jnr managed 6 casualties between them, the final one been a career ending injury of Pagyn. He nearly died and was left a quivering wreck. 3-0 in TD's but 6-2 where it counts. As the business end of the season approached the hammers went into the next game with two players injured. DiCanio went off half way through the first half also but thankfully Cottee stood up and smashed the opposition star out of the game to set up the impressive Martin Peters for a TD. In the second half the momentum carried on, always with Cottee at the centre of it, he ended the game with 3 players likely to never play again after his tackles. McAvennie grabbed a second score to finish the game 2-0. 17 from 16 Season One In the first game we suffered a 1-0 loss, with the poor handling skills of Robert Green the key moment we failed to complete an unlikely defence after taking heavy casualties in the opening half. The second game offered more of the same, a 2-0 loss and what seemed like a failed pick up every turn however the highlight was definitely David James trying to pass early in the game, he ran past the ball without picking it up unfortunately setting a tone for the game. Two defensive blitz turns against made this a horrible game to watch for the few Hammer fans. The throwers are both outdoing each other with individual horror moments as Rob Green failed a pass in the closing moments for a consolation TD. The third game saw us drawn against a depleted ogre team, the boys were up for it and Jermain DeFoe caught some Orc fervour for blood as he killed an opposition player early in the first half. Joe Cole then smashed Conan the Ogre's collar bone the following turn before running in the first score. Rain ruined the game and the second half saw the poor ball handling return to haunt the team and they only won 2-0 with only 4 players remaining on the opposition team for much of the second half. Rob Green completed his second TD pass of the game to Paulo Di Canio Growing in confidence the fourth game brought a stronger chaos team with a superstar coach. A crucial toss won gave the opportunity for a game changing opening drive. 3 casualties handed out including two of the 4 big guys and a tidy drive with Rob Green scoring. On the stroke of half time though came the unfortunate career ending injury to Bobby Moore. With some awful luck the scrappy second half began with a tie up TD. But despite a dogged defence a final turn winner came after a superb pass made by Robert Green to the growing in stature Paulo Di Canio. The fans turned up in numbers to see Tony Cottee come in for his first game replacing the crocked Bobby Moore. It was the only highlight as the opening drive broke down quickly and as the casualties mounted including the murder of Geoff Hurst players resorted to being sent off to avoid the slaughter. Big loss and only 4 players left at the end as the fourth TD went in. The game that followed was a travesty, 3 key players injured in the early stages of the first half, a TD and then angry fans turn on the star player Di Canio. With him barely escaping with his life and the injuries still coming in the second half the team were lucky to escape with only a 2-0 loss against a brutal dwarf team. It was the performance of Frank Lampard Snr that stood out in a scrappy 0-0 draw. He was clearly stronger than his other Blockers and showed it with a storming casualty at the start of the second half. The orcs own stupidity stopped them winning the game as they should have scored in the first half. The fans were still happy however as a number of casualties were meted out. In a replay of the worst defeat suffered by the team they again succumbed to Clawpomb. Although they only lost 4-0 the death of Robert Green and severe injuries suffered elsewhere meant this was the darkest day for the young team. A classic orc game came next, should have been a win but for blood lust, but otherwise higly enjoyable game for the crowd with fouls, sendings off and a single turn that included 2 deaths. 1-1 final score. In easily the best game for the fans so far we saw incredible sportsmanship as well as some good class on the pitch. The first half culminated in a David James pass to Jermain DeFoe for an equalising TD but unfortunately the second half finished in similar fashion but with a game winning TD for the skilled opposition. The confidence from scoring freely in the previous game did the team the world of good it seems as DeFoe got a brace in a 2-1 win while Joe Cole fractured an opposition blockers leg. The moment of the game however fell to Harry Redknapp when he broke the face of the dwarves star murderer. The twelth game saw us come up against yet another Chaos Pact team, worried by the historical significance of this race against this team the boys were twitchy. They were right to be, Di Canio and Harry Redknapp were both severe casualties in the first turn of the game, the team never quite recovered although through sheer guts managed to keep the score down to 1-0, Frank Lampard Snr tried to lead a fightback with yet another crushing injury delved out but Joe Cole went down the following turn and it was not to be. The most frustrating game followed, couldnt touch a skaven player, one memorable tackle all game, barely got near the players, embarassing 4-0 defeat topped by jermain de foe getting an injury that will slow him down for the rest ofhis career. Phil Parkes had a memorable game with 0 pick ups from 6 attempts. A game against the old enemy had the boys sparked up, Di Canio and Frank Lampard Snr showed it with a casualty and a KO each in the first 3 turns. Unfortunately ineptitude of Phil Parkes meant they didnt get the score in the first half. The second half was mainly even with the orcs struggling for pace a bit but a failed handover on the final turn meant the game ended scoreless. The next team up was a fellow orc team, the players seemed unwilling to inflict pain on each other and in the first half it was infact Mark Nobles inability to run that caused the greatest pain. The second half saw some spice with some sendings off by an over zealous ref but overall it was a good willed game with little skill on offer. A Black orc scored for the away team and Joe Cole was too weak to bomb a pass in for a tie up TD. Joe Cole was subsequently released along with David James since neither were able to make the required pass. In a rematch of the teams historic first win the result was different, a 2-1 loss with Trevor Sinclair being the MOM, he killed a snotling early on and then passed to Tony Cottee for the only Hammer score of the game. 12 points from 16 |
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| Games Played: | 76 (17/15/44) | | | TD Diff: | -70 (51 - 121) | | | Cas Diff: | 95 (141/86/38 - 98/56/16) |
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