I don't know how we ended up here, in 2515 surrounded by monsters, but Otago is still a province and we are now it's sole representative rugby team! The rules have evolved a little, but the principles remain the same, it just involves a little more blood.
For instance, the odd death on the field of play.
Twice holders of the Lambhurly Shield, one win and four defences.
First won it from a monster and his sycophants, had two successful defences against stinky monsters and a pack of giants! But some strange scaly folk were all a bit much for the girls after the beating those clumsy giants gave us. One day we will claim it back!
Got a few shots in season 5.
First against some high-flying elfin types, a tie was ruled not enough to claim it back. But they kept stealing the ball!
Second against some low-kicking elfin types, and they just plain smashed us.
Third, we won the Wobbly Boot and the shield was handed to us just like that!
Season 6: defended against those high fliers, despite them stealing the ball. Defended against those bloodthirsty Vamps, despite a lapse on defence. Lost it to some temporary little gents with big hats, and half the team with it.
As a matter of simple vengeance, we intend to get certain players.
10/20 dorf games: 2/3/5 record, do better!
0/16 Pictures? Are you mad?
20/50 cas for Zoe: she's on the way, slowly.
0/1 times has Zara killed a mummy. She's expensive.
17/20 games at 2000+: 7/5/5 record, more bigger!