"-Well no one takes us seriously. No one takes ME seriously. No one even knows where our village is. No one comes to these parts of the Plain of Fimbul. We weren't even invited to participate in this fancy new league at first. They already had a spot for a bad Norse team, didn't needed one. And all the other chieftains with their fancy slaves and fancy bloodbowl players.
I don't care what they believe, but now, they will have to take us into account. This guy I've met, he, he can make things happen. He assured me we would get a spot in the league. And the products he has, they'll make us...better...stronger.
No, no, no. No, it's not true. Who told you that? No, it's not going to do anything to you. It'll make you a better bloodbowl player, that's all. We were never good anyway, it's our only chance. We can prove that we count. We can prove that we can play as good as anyone in Norsca.
What? What the old Gods? Who cares about the old Gods? They are not going to get angry at you? What have they ever done for you that's so great? This guy, he knows what he's talking about. We'll just have to do a few things for him first. He told me he'd be back. Yes, he'll be back, just wait a few more minutes.
Here, you see, it's him. But, wait, he doesn't look like he's alone. Yes, those... forms behind him. It looks like goats walking like humans. No, I don't like that either Jari, but we have to trust him. It's our only chance."
Novochosy Oculum 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Ginnungagap Invaders 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 0 Stormstad Slavegirls
Naströnd and Nagash 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
True Norsca Natives 1 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
4/1/0 1st of the Divison, Touchdowns: 6/1, Casualties: 12/8, Score: 22
Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids 2 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Sunborn of Sarl 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 2 Winter Sammakko
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Order of the Snow King
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Graelings Philosophers
Nidhoggstad Firedrakes 1 - 2 Kärsämäki Critters
1/2/2 4th of the Division, Touchdowns: 4/6, Casualties: 7/8, Score: 9
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Trollheim Trixters
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Sacrifices to Khorne
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Iceclaw Terrors II
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 2 Winter Sammakko
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 0 Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids
2/2/1 4th of the Division, Touchdowns: 4/3, Casualties: 10/13, Score: 14
Sea of Chaos:
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 1 Vinnskor Storm
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 2 Sacrifices to Khorne
Nidhoggstad Firedrakes 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Krovas Boneyard
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 1 Kleitborg Fighting Cooks
3/0/2 2nd of the Division, Touchdowns: 5/5, Casualties: 12/10, Score: 15
Sea of Claws:
Kärsämäki Critters 2-0 Nilfheim Nightmares
Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids 1-1 Kärsämäki Critters
Graelings Philosophers 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Mount Barak Marauders 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Order of the Snow King
3/1/1 2nd of the Division, Touchdowns: 5/2, Casualties: 15/10, Score: 17
Creepers in the Frossborg 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Durfang Draugr 0 - 2 Kärsämäki Critters
Graelings Philosophers 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Couronne Crazies 1 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Naglfari vikings 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
3/1/1 1st of the Division, Touchdowns: 5/2, Casualties: 10/12, Score: 17
But the Ogres took the Season a we finished with the same number of points. Bloody Ogres!
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Vestligkyst Valkyries
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 2 Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 2 Tuj Patanù
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Skeggi Yellow Eyes
Kärsämäki Critters 3 - 0 Winter Sammakko
1/3/1 4th of the Division, Touchdowns: 7/6, Casualties: 23/15, Score: 11
Winner of the 1st Frozen Sea Division
Best Defence of the 1st Regular Season
Best Record of the 1st Regular Season (4/1/0)
Jari Danglemildew Toivonen still has no spp after 226 turns on the field, a record at the end of the third season.
End of the third season: Jari Danglemildew Toivonen of Kärsämäki Critters has taken over as the least effective blocker with 77 blocks and no cas
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