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Kärsämäki Critters
Roster [L] Nurgle

Chieftain: Vanha Johtaja Sitruuna


Head Coach: Vanha Johtaja Sitruuna


Race: Vikings?


Team Colours: Grey and Red


Kärsämäki Critters
"-Well no one takes us seriously. No one takes ME seriously. No one even knows where our village is. No one comes to these parts of the Plain of Fimbul. We weren't even invited to participate in this fancy new league at first. They already had a spot for a bad Norse team, didn't needed one. And all the other chieftains with their fancy slaves and fancy bloodbowl players.
I don't care what they believe, but now, they will have to take us into account. This guy I've met, he, he can make things happen. He assured me we would get a spot in the league. And the products he has, they'll make us...better...stronger.
No, no, no. No, it's not true. Who told you that? No, it's not going to do anything to you. It'll make you a better bloodbowl player, that's all. We were never good anyway, it's our only chance. We can prove that we count. We can prove that we can play as good as anyone in Norsca.
What? What the old Gods? Who cares about the old Gods? They are not going to get angry at you? What have they ever done for you that's so great? This guy, he knows what he's talking about. We'll just have to do a few things for him first. He told me he'd be back. Yes, he'll be back, just wait a few more minutes.
Here, you see, it's him. But, wait, he doesn't look like he's alone. Yes, those... forms behind him. It looks like goats walking like humans. No, I don't like that either Jari, but we have to trust him. It's our only chance."
Season 1

Frozen Sea:
Novochosy Oculum 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Ginnungagap Invaders 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 0 Stormstad Slavegirls
Naströnd and Nagash 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
True Norsca Natives 1 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters

Total:
4/1/0 1st of the Divison, Touchdowns: 6/1, Casualties: 12/8, Score: 22

Play-Offs:
Conference Final:
Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids 2 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters

Season 2

Frozen Sea:
Sunborn of Sarl 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 2 Winter Sammakko
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Order of the Snow King
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Graelings Philosophers
Nidhoggstad Firedrakes 1 - 2 Kärsämäki Critters

Total:
1/2/2 4th of the Division, Touchdowns: 4/6, Casualties: 7/8, Score: 9

Season 3

Kraken Sea:
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Trollheim Trixters
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Sacrifices to Khorne
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Iceclaw Terrors II
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 2 Winter Sammakko
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 0 Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids

Total:
2/2/1 4th of the Division, Touchdowns: 4/3, Casualties: 10/13, Score: 14

Season 4

Sea of Chaos:
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 1 Vinnskor Storm
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 2 Sacrifices to Khorne
Nidhoggstad Firedrakes 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Krovas Boneyard
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 1 Kleitborg Fighting Cooks

Total:
3/0/2 2nd of the Division, Touchdowns: 5/5, Casualties: 12/10, Score: 15

Season 5

Sea of Claws:
Kärsämäki Critters 2-0 Nilfheim Nightmares
Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids 1-1 Kärsämäki Critters
Graelings Philosophers 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Mount Barak Marauders 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 0 Order of the Snow King

Total:
3/1/1 2nd of the Division, Touchdowns: 5/2, Casualties: 15/10, Score: 17

Season 6

Frozen Sea:
Creepers in the Frossborg 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Durfang Draugr 0 - 2 Kärsämäki Critters
Graelings Philosophers 1 - 0 Kärsämäki Critters
Couronne Crazies 1 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters
Naglfari vikings 0 - 1 Kärsämäki Critters

Total:
3/1/1 1st of the Division, Touchdowns: 5/2, Casualties: 10/12, Score: 17
But the Ogres took the Season a we finished with the same number of points. Bloody Ogres!

Season 7

Kraken Sea:
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Vestligkyst Valkyries
Kärsämäki Critters 2 - 2 Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids
Kärsämäki Critters 0 - 2 Tuj Patanù
Kärsämäki Critters 1 - 1 Skeggi Yellow Eyes
Kärsämäki Critters 3 - 0 Winter Sammakko
Total:
1/3/1 4th of the Division, Touchdowns: 7/6, Casualties: 23/15, Score: 11

Team Trophies




Winner of the 1st Frozen Sea Division
Best Defence of the 1st Regular Season
Best Record of the 1st Regular Season (4/1/0)


Player Trophies

Jari Danglemildew Toivonen still has no spp after 226 turns on the field, a record at the end of the third season.
End of the third season: Jari Danglemildew Toivonen of Kärsämäki Critters has taken over as the least effective blocker with 77 blocks and no cas

Players
TopName#
Games
Vanha Johtaja Sitruuna
Swordichor Offalrut
Dhfolhhekwii
36
Completions (12)
Loongobble Doomfume
8
Touchdowns (36)
Loongobble Doomfume
16
Interceptions (1)
Mikka
1
Casualties (70)
Dhfolhhekwii
14
Most Valuable Player (36)
Burblesweat
Mikka
4
Star Player Points (442)
Loongobble Doomfume
67
Passing (45)
Loongobble Doomfume
29
Rushing (751)
Loongobble Doomfume
350
Blocks (1642)
Vanha Johtaja Sitruuna
252
Fouls (85)
Burblesweat
16
Scoring Thrower
Loongobble Doomfume
8
Blocking Thrower
Loongobble Doomfume
3
Blocking Scorer
Dhfolhhekwii
6
Triple
Loongobble Doomfume
3
All-rounder




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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Vanha Johtaja SitruunaBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 360006222110k (110+40k) 
2 Jari Danglemildew ToivonenBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 35000408110k (110+20k) 
3 Swordichor OffalrutBloater4439Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +AG, Dodge 361105119110k (110+70k) 
4Labbal the GreyPestigor5338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Wrestle, Tackle-ma21110121680k (80+40k) 
5Sfalmas the DamnedPestigor6438Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST, Block 19040111980k (80+70k) 
6 DhfolhhekwiiPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle 360601415180k (80+80k) 
7Ral PustulusRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1500000040k (40+0k) 
8Fredrick FastlightningRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 100000040k (40+0k) 
9Matti RottenbloodRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 900000040k (40+0k) 
10MikkaRotspawn4518Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Guard, Stand Firm, Block-av150018438140k (140+70k) 
11BurblesweatRotter5238Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player, Block-st17000142240k (40+40k) 
12 HildrRotter4339Decay, Nurgle's Rot, +AV, Block-ma32000321640k (40+50k) 
13 Lashiflesh SnarlBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 320008226110k (110+40k) 
14 Ionik MadspitRotter6338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, +MA, Dirty Player 13020021640k (40+50k) 
16 Loongobble DoomfumePestigor6348Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, +AG, Two Heads, Big Hand 298160316780k (80+100k) 
15 players  
Coach:wallenstein Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Nurgle Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:2110k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:110000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2110k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:36 (17/10/9) |TD Diff:9 (36 - 27) |Cas Diff:12 (56/25/8 - 31/25/21)
Last Opponent: Winter Sammakko