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NZ invaders claimed by Aussie
P [L] Elven Union


NZ Invaders claimed by Aussie

TEAM HISTORY
This team was originally founded by players, people and objects (who can play cos NZ objects are that amazing) who all originated in New Zealand, invaded Aussie shores and were so amazing that the Aussies claim them as their own.

They have become one of the longest standing SSL teams with a freakish ability to roll +stats, boasting 5 Agility 5 players, 3 Movement 9 players and a strength and agility boosted blitzer at their height.



Team Record
SSL Season 3: Played: 5 Won: 1 Drew: 0 Lost: 4 - 4th/6
SSL Season 4: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 5: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 6: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 7: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 8: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 2 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 9: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 10: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 0 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 11: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 14: Played: 3 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Highlights
Biggest win: 5-0 vs
Skye Plague SSL
Best casualty score: 3-1 vs
Chaotic Blitzers
Most team SPP's in a game: 25 vs
Skye Plague SSL

Most Successful Season: Season 5, Equal 1st in Division, but 2nd on count back. Also 2nd in Season 7 and 8.
Honours & Awards
Season 3
Crowded House - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 3 touchdowns with a mere 14 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 4
Dragon - "Giving it all Away" - With 80 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 5
Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 8 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 7
Sam Neill - "Subtle Threat" - With 2 casualties caused from 3 blocks made, beware.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 15 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 41 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 8
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 100 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 27 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 9
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 84 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 10
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 126 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 7 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 11
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 83 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Kimbra - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 6 touchdowns with a mere 32 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Brendan Julian - "Ever so Valuable" - Thrice given the Best of the Match award, none too obvious why.

Season 14
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 94 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Hall of Fame
Team Legends
None have lived long enough....

Best Players per Position
Crowded House - 81 SPP's
Valerie Adams - 90 SSP's
Sam Neill - 149 SPP's
Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's


Most Games Played:
Sam Neill - 47
Most Touchdowns:
Sam Neill - 39
Most Pass Completions:
Valerie Adams - 58
Most Casualties:
Kimbra - 10
Most Interceptions:
None yet
Most Fouls:
Dragon (✝RIP) - 6



Memorable Past Players
Eventually all players must move on, especially elven ones with whom other teams have a unjustified hatred. Thus, much elf blood feeds the lush turf. Below are those with whom fans will remember with fondness.

West Island (✝RIP) - 48 SPP's - A Str 4, Ag 5 wonder, assaulted by Nobbla and his chainsaw.

Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's - A Blodging Ag5, the initial make shift thrower until Valerie arrived, A fragile AV6, creuly fouled by a dirty Human


Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Guard, Tackle
m 18 2 1 0 3 4 31/51 180k
(0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Tackle, Dodge, +AG, Guard, Leap
n 43 4 6 0 7 9 81/176 240k
(110+130)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 5 7
Pass
Accurate, +AG, Block, Dodge, Safe Throw
  35 58 0 0 1 6 90/176 190k
(70+120)k
 
4
Catcher
9 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, +AG, Block, Leap
  47 12 39 0 5 2 149/176 230k
(100+130)k
 
5
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, Leap, Block, Strip Ball
  46 2 26 0 5 3 105/176 210k
(100+110)k
 
6
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, Block, Tackle, +ST
-ma 42 8 19 0 10 4 105/176 240k
(100+140)k
 
7
Catcher
6 2 4 5
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
n, -av, -st, -ma, -ma, -ma, -av 26 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
m 5 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 80k
(0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7
+MA
-ma, m 9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 6 -av 13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: JPM Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:48 (23/12/13) |TD Diff:24 (99 - 75) |Cas Diff:-108 (32/14/11 - 93/54/18)
Last Opponent: Khornicopia