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NZ invaders claimed by Aussie
P [L] Elven Union

NZ Invaders claimed by Aussie

TEAM HISTORY
This team was originally founded by players, people and objects (who can play cos NZ objects are that amazing) who all originated in New Zealand, invaded Aussie shores and were so amazing that the Aussies claim them as their own.

They have become one of the longest standing SSL teams with a freakish ability to roll +stats, boasting 5 Agility 5 players, 3 Movement 9 players and a strength and agility boosted blitzer at their height.



Team Record
SSL Season 3: Played: 5 Won: 1 Drew: 0 Lost: 4 - 4th/6
SSL Season 4: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 5: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 6: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 7: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 8: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 2 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 9: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 10: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 0 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 11: Played: 4 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 0 - xxx/6
SSL Highlights
Biggest win: 5-0 vs
Skye Plague SSL
Best casualty score: 3-1 vs
Chaotic Blitzers
Most team SPP's in a game: 25 vs
Skye Plague SSL

Most Successful Season: Season 5, Equal 1st in Division, but 2nd on count back. Also 2nd in Season 7 and 8.
Honours & Awards
Season 3
Crowded House - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 3 touchdowns with a mere 14 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 4
Dragon - "Giving it all Away" - With 80 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 5
Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 8 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 7
Sam Neill - "Subtle Threat" - With 2 casualties caused from 3 blocks made, beware.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 15 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 41 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 8
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 100 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 27 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 9
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 84 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 10
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 126 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 7 touchdowns scored for it!
Hall of Fame
Team Legends
None have lived long enough....

Best Players per Position
Crowded House - 78 SPP's
Valerie Adams - 81 SSP's
Sam Neill - 140 SPP's
Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's


Most Games Played:
Sam Neill - 44
Most Touchdowns:
Sam Neill - 36
Most Pass Completions:
Valerie Adams - 49
Most Casualties:
Kimbra - 10
Most Interceptions:
None yet
Most Fouls:
Dragon (✝RIP) - 6



Memorable Past Players
Eventually all players must move on, especially elven ones with whom other teams have a unjustified hatred. Thus, much elf blood feeds the lush turf. Below are those with whom fans will remember with fondness.

West Island (✝RIP) - 48 SPP's - A Str 4, Ag 5 wonder, assaulted by Nobbla and his chainsaw.

Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's - A Blodging Ag5, the initial make shift thrower until Valerie arrived, A fragile AV6, creuly fouled by a dirty Human



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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Brendan JulianBlitzer7348Block, Side Step, Dodge, Guard, Tackle 162103431110k (110+70k) 
2Crowded HouseBlitzer7358Block, Side Step, Tackle, Dodge, +AG, Guard, Leapn403607980110k (110+130k) 
3Valerie AdamsThrower6357Pass, Accurate, +AG, Block, Dodge, Safe Throw 325100168370k (70+120k) 
4Sam NeillCatcher9357Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, +MA, +AG, Block, Leapm451237052143100k (0k) 
5Keith UrbanCatcher9347Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, +MA, Leap, Block, Strip Ball 4322304394100k (100+110k) 
6KimbraCatcher8447Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, +MA, Block, Tackle, +ST-ma39817010499100k (100+140k) 
7Robbie DeansCatcher6246Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodgen, -av, -st, -ma, -ma, -ma240200111100k (100+20k) 
8Barnaby JoyceLineman6347  200000060k (60+0k) 
9Flat WhiteLineman6347  500000060k (60+0k) 
10Carmichael HuntLineman6347Wrestle 26100211060k (60+20k) 
11Rebecca GibneyLineman6347  600000060k (60+0k) 
12Jane CampionLineman6347+MA-ma, m710001660k (0k) 
13Chris AbrahamsLineman6346 -av1000000060k (60+0k) 
17 Howard GrottyfieldJourneyman Lineman6347Lonerm100000060k (0k) 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:JPM Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Elven Union Fan Factor:10  
Team Value:1800k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:1080000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2180k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:45 (21/11/13) |TD Diff:20 (91 - 71) |Cas Diff:-95 (31/14/11 - 85/49/17)
Last Opponent: Southern Shrike