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Roster [L] Goblin

Razmus the Helpless

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Expectation of winning: ______0%
Expectation of fun: off the charts

These gobbos put themselves on the line - life and limb, for training. They're squishy and provide lots of casualties, but they are going to try everything they can to get to the endzone. Everything includes trying to blow you up, cut you down, smash you flat, run between your legs, or jump over your head. In the end, hopefully everyone has fun and we all learn something important.

Do not read this, under penalty of dearth. That's right, something will be missing!
Might have chainsawed a few folks. Hypothetically blew a few things up. But no one can prove anything.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Drippy GreggTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm 270005640110k (110+60k) 
2Sniffly StanTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 40002214110k (110+20k) 
3Dizzy DanFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block, Grab, Mighty Blow 270001133770k (70+70k) 
4Explosive EddieBomma6237Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty 600000040k (40+0k) 
6Sarcastic Stanley, Jr.Looney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dirty Player, Dodge 12000131740k (40+50k) 
7Itchie, Jr.Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900000040k (40+0k) 
8Kneel, IIIGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200010240k (40+0k) 
9ShaunGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 17020201040k (40+20k) 
10SheeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 2511000440k (40+0k) 
11Go rukGoblin7237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA 1700030640k (40+30k) 
12RookGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 400000040k (40+0k) 
13NanaGoblin6247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block 27150001640k (40+70k) 
14HautchGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 13050201940k (40+40k) 
15QuuGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 2402000640k (40+20k) 
16TuuGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1300000040k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 620000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (8/5/14) |TD Diff:-7 (29 - 36) |Cas Diff:9 (36/27/11 - 47/15/3)
Last Opponent: Event Horizons