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UTEP Party Minors
Roster [L] Nurgle


Mascot:
Kheg Tappa

Race:
Party Animal
G

iving up any pretense of being a premier academic institution, the UTEP instituted a program of heavy recruiting amongst party animals. All players were encouraged to take a minor in the new 'Party' curriculum. The instructors recruited to teach the first year course, 'PRTY 101: Intoxicants', are a Who's Who amongst the inner circle of professional athletes and rock stars.

While several of the players for the UTEP Party Minors joined the team during open tryouts, many of those players have a decidedly unhealthy cast about them; often seen shambling down the field. The team has also announced an open door policy; offering to recruit from the opposition during active games!

It is fairly obvious that UTEP only has an athletic program as an excuse for the parties and tailgates.
Former rivals of the [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles [S34-36]
Former rivals of Appalahcian State Hillbillies [S36]
Former rivals of the Isha-ana State Sycamores [S32]
Team Trophies
Season 36

Salty Tears Bowl
Player Awards
Season 36
Levi Carlson
"Murder That" Award


Graduates
NamePositionSNotes
Leroy SausageRotter33NBFL S25/#54 Drafted to Cincinnati Hydras as a Dark Elf Lineelf
Paul PoundstonePestigor33#8 All time rusher
NBFL S25/#25 Draft to Los Angeles Glams as a High Elf Thrower
Andrei "The Brick" RomerezBloater33NBFL S25/#49 Drafted to Manglesota Vile Kings as a Orc Black Orc Blocker
Angus "The Viking" SvensonBloater33NBFL S25/#46 Drafted to Hot Arizona Sticky as a Nurgle Bloater
Peter "da Wall" IpsteinBloater33NBFL S26/#31 to Destroit Lynels as a Bull Centaur
Renée GagnonPestigor35NBFL S26/#20 to Warpstone Bay Ratscallions as a Gutter Runner
Amani "Handsy" DanjumaRotspawn35NBFL S26/#9 Drafted to Kansas City Thiefs as a Pact Minotaur
Wyatt "Bull Dog" SimmonsBloater36Early Graduate
Luke 'Ice Man' NorthBloater36
Nothing yet.
NamePositionClassMajor
1
2Reiko SatsumaDa Boot40ECON
3Aaron HothawkBench Warmer39Peace Studies
4Dutch VivirPunching bag40PSCI
5Angus Feiser40JOUR
6Anton Anthoni40PSY
7
8Dan "da Man" CohenRunning Back39ASTP
9Levi CarlsonRecruiter37BECN
10Angel 'Deacon' MartinezReceiver39THE
11Andrew "Twinkle Toes" HosfordQuarter Back37CHEM
12Aidan "The Stump" RogersTackle37PHYEd
13Sean "Anger Issues" Cox Guard41ENGL
14Brandon MarshallGuard40MSCI
15Leo "Lionhart" EricksonGuard37MSCI
16Ethan 'Booger' Smythe Center39ENG
SeasonRecordNotes
S30 Non-AQ2-0-6Rough start, but a few new players were recruited from other schools.
S31 TBB1-4-4Tossed into the deep end, just struggling to survive in the cutthroat world of college football.
S32 TBB3-4-2
0-0-1
Invited to the Fireball Fire Bowl, which we lost.
S33 TBB2-4-1
0-0-1
Invited to the Planter's Goober Bowl, which we lost.
S34 TBB2-4-4Freshman recovery, and couldn't get all the elves to stop moving.
S35 TBB0-6-4Can't keep up with the stat-freaks produced by other programs.
S36 TBB4-2-4
1-0-0
Invited to and won the WaffleHouse Salty Tears Bowl
S37 TBB5-4-1
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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
2 Reiko SatsumaRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Mighty Blow 1902000640k (40+30k) 
3 Aaron "Old Oneeye" HothawkRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Block 1400011740k (40+20k) 
4 Dutch VivirRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 700000040k (40+0k) 
5 Angus FeiserRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 200000040k (40+0k) 
6 Anton AnthoniRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 200000040k (40+0k) 
8 Dan "da Man" Cohen Pestigor6448Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST, Block, +AG, Sure Hands 22180155280k (80+130k) 
9 Levi CarlsonPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw, Dauntless 4101042712280k (80+100k) 
10 Angel 'Deacon' MartinezPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Extra Arms 20200332380k (80+40k) 
11 Andrew "Twinkle Toes" HosfordPestigor6348Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Sure Hands, Guard, +AG 382150136480k (80+100k) 
12 Aidan "The Stump" RogersBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 4100013446110k (110+60k) 
13 Sean "Anger Issues" Cox Bloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 0000000110k (110+0k) 
14 Brandon MarshallBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 100000210110k (110+20k) 
15 Leo "Lionhart" EricksonBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 410004323110k (110+40k) 
16 Ethan 'Booger' SmytheRotspawn4519Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Guard, Stand Firm, Block 210005535140k (140+70k) 
14 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 2020k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1180000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 2020k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:76 (20/28/28) |TD Diff:-19 (73 - 92) |Cas Diff:106 (120/52/24 - 38/33/19)
Last Opponent: Alabama Silver Tide