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P [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: The North West, somewhere to the left of Naggarond
Motto: "Not the Star Players you need, but the Star Players you deserve"
Stadium: The Incredibly Expensive Dome
Surface: Brushed velvet

Colors: Yellow and Black
Sponsor: Clearly we don't need sponsors, we're incredibly rich star players

Star Player Quality At One-Star Prices

"Min-max murder hobos welcome you to the league!"

- Griff Oberwald
Biggest kill in the BB16 SWL era (as of season LXXXII) - 291 SPP removed in one hit.

Most injuries in a single game, LXXXII.
- Griff Oberwald

Most fouls in Conferences: 31 fouls, SWL LXXXIV
Every one of us has the potential to be a star player.

*** Did you know...
During a terrible season, the accountants of the Facts turned out to be the MVPs of the team, holding onto a whopping treasury of 270,000 gold coins to aid the rebuy at the end of SWL LXXXIV
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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Mighty ZugChosen Blocker5449+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Juggernaut 44241005484100k (100+120k) 
2Gruff WobbleboardChosen Blocker5439  0000000100k (100+0k) 
3 Zara The SlayerChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Claw 4300020670100k (100+80k) 
4 Jordan FishboozeChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw 4400028581100k (100+100k) 
5Valen SmithBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
6Lucien SmithBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
7Jim IronjawBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
8 Roxanna DarknailBeastman Runner6348Horns, Kick, +AG 21240122660k (60+60k) 
9 Kiroth KrakeneyeBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dodge, Block 12000131760k (60+50k) 
10Moobris Whack-halfBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
11Lord Bovril The DestroyerBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
11 players  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 350000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (6/9/29) |TD Diff:-44 (34 - 78) |Cas Diff:49 (74/44/12 - 49/18/14)
Last Opponent: Blood Crag Stripes