During his first game, he spent all of his time on defense chasing the lightning quick Skaven from the Mordheim Riverrats around. This annoyed him because he could not throw as many blocks as he hoped to. After the game he used some leftover flesh he found on the field to augment his legs, thus improving his mobility and increasing his chances to catch himself a few linerats.

Robak lacks vocal cords so we can't get anything intelligible out of him. When asked why he likes to play Bloodbowl, he smashed the table we were sitting at. Then he stomped on all the broken pieces when we asked what he thought about opponents who carry the ball. When we asked about his last match with the Ravenous Derelicts, he picked up the splinters and ate them with a jagged lipless smile. "I guess he likes to block people," stated his coach.

Folmin has been strenuously trying to improve on his bodily defenses. He has passed the first of four levels of his coach's tenderizing regimen. "Don't let the name fool you. The act of tenderizing someone makes them tougher in the end!" claimed his coach. Folmin's theory is, "I've already been killed once. I want to make it much more difficult the next time."

Here's an interesting new development for the public to choke on... According to the 'Un-Hollow News Letter' , Polter Triffen has been singled out by his coach as a player with "meat on his bones"--meaning he has shown the slightest ability to handle the football. Therefore, he has been drafted to work on the skills and drills that made his coach famous. If he can progress through these, he could lead the team to great victories. But don't get your hopes up Dirge Fans, no ghoul has ever completed this program satisfactorily!

"This guy is a loose cannon with a festering hatred of the living. He tends to disregard his responsibilities in an attempt to strike extra blows against everyone near him. We have unconfirmed rumors that he has even undergone extensive shock and fire treatment to pre-condition him against harming his teammates. In our opinion, this explains his tendency to slobber all over himself. I think the coach of the Hollow Dirge should really take a close look at this one and then get rid of him!" -- The Andolin Free Press

Have you ever wanted to have ripped abs, bulging biceps, and pectorals like cast iron? Well now you can! Dr. Conrad Lumpmeat has formulated a blended drink made of--well, nevermind. It works wonders on an undead body as it tightens, revitalizes, and swells muscles that would otherwise continue to decay. Just look at Dr. Lumpmeat who is a daily consumer of his own product! *Pricing to be determined by market demand.

It isn't widely known, but Goswin was raised by his Great Godmother. Even less people know that his Great Godmother was a Banshee. At least that explains his strange tendency to let out long loud wails during a game. He claims that it helps to unnerve his opponents and gives him an advantage. However, this reporter has inside information from a specific Banshee that the wailing is just a method to help him take deeper breaths during physical activities. Ghostsong had asthma when he was living.