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Gosder 'Pee Pee' Cherilus
#1
1Ogre
MA
5
ST
6
AG
4+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
5
B
109
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
4
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
28
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
44
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-mate
+ST (80k)
Block (30k)
Guard (20k)



After the trade (and subsequent untimely death) of 161 game DLE legend, Barry Gryson, and acquisition and then release of 179 game DLE icon, Johnathan Hankins, the Unicorns sought a new ogre to hold the line for the team. Rookie Cherilus, whose off-field antics have earned him the somewhat derogatory nickname, fit the bill and was quickly brought in to offer serious muscle during the off-season rebuild.


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Unicorns149460064

Name: Gosder Somerville Cherilus
Home Town: Nordland
Nickname: 'Pee Pee'
Position: Ogre - Centre
Number: #73
Debut: Season XVI, Game 1
Draft: Compensation Pick
Skills: +ST, Block, Guard (all Draft)
Injuries: Niggle healed in Season XVII
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None

Thomas 'The Butcher' Leboucher
#2
1Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
7
B
358
P
0
F
1
G
44
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
25
Td
0
Mvp
4
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
66
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
117
Injuries
n, n, n
Skills
Block
+ST (80k)
Frenzy (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)



'The Butcher' is the kind of player to strike fear in opposing players, regardless of their size or skill. His relentless violence and single-minded ambition to inflict maximum pain on his opponents makes him a frightening proposition. His family run an abattoir in Aquitaine and, had the beautiful game not come calling, Leboucher would be making a killing in this lucrative trade. Now, his hands are put to good use in rendering opposing players into mincemeat.

Confirmed kills: Christian Miller; Dieter 'The Impaler' Kwiatowski


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Unicorns43349240004

Name: Thomas Sanglant Leboucher
Home Town: Aquitaine, Bretonnia
Nickname: 'The Butcher'
Position: Blitzer - Offensive Tackle
Number: #31
Debut: Season XIV, Game 1
Draft: XIV - #423, Round 1, Pick 1
Skills: +ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Frenzy (all Draft), Tackle (SPP)
Injuries: Niggle x2
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None

 
Jordyn Brooks
#3
2Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Grab (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)



Brooks is a young rookie picked up by the Draft Press Gang from the docks of Broekwater. Brooks was initially reluctant to put his life on the line in a career in sport but, having squelched a few halflings in the Crush Combine, he realised he had a real talent for Blood Bowl. From throwing crates into ships, he's now throwing fists into faces.


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Unicorns0000000

Name: Jordyn Walter Brooks
Home Town: Stirland
Nickname: None
Position: Blitzer - Offensive Tackle
Number: #63
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: XVII - #27, Round 2, Pick 29
Skills: Grab, Mighty Blow, Tackle (all Draft)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None
Clyde Edwards 'Air' Helaire
#4
3Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
57
B
44
P
2
F
2
G
16
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
6
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
19
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
70
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG (40k)
Dodge (30k)
Side Step (30k)
Sure Hands (20k)



A relatively later pick in the draft, after the Unicorns valuable early trade was used to acquire three Manticore players. Clyde Edwards-Helaire, or 'Air' Helaire as he is called because of his grace and agility, is expected to be primarily deployed as a ball carrier following the trade of Bruno Giza. His exceptional footwork comes from a misspent youth in the dancehalls of Übersreik's upper class mansions.


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Unicorns143803020

Name: Clyde Edwards Helaire
Home Town: Reikland
Nickname: 'Air', 'Express Delivery'
Position: Blitzer - Half Back
Number: #32
Debut: Season XVI, Game 1
Draft: XVI - #32, Round 1, Pick 32
Skills: +AG, Dodge, Side Step, Sure Hands (all Draft)
Injuries: Niggle healed in Season XVII
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None
 
Frjemd Stjönkdier
#5
4Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
51
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge (30k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Side Step (30k)



Stjönkdier was an exciting prospect in his college days but took a step back from the sport to care for his ailing parents. Now that they have succumbed to the Reikland Itch, he is free to play his beloved sport once more. Snapped up in the Compensation Draft by the Unicorns, the hope is that Stjönkdier will put a few more opponents in the grave, not just the relatives he has infected thanks to his youthful indiscretions.


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Unicorns0000000

Name: Frjemd Ulfrik Stjönkdier
Home Town: Kislev
Nickname: None
Position: Blitzer - All-Rounder
Number: #88
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: Compensation Pick
Skills: Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step (all Draft)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None
'Heartbreaker' Jordan Love
#6
1Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
1+
AV
9+
R
20
B
2
P
12
F
0
G
2
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
81
SS
0
SPP
85
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG (40k)
+PA (20k)
Block (20k)
Cannoneer (20k)
Cloud Burster (20k)



Traded for an improved Draft XVII 2nd round pick, a future 4th, and lineman Nate Davis, Jordan Love may well be a bargain for the Unicorns. With his incredible passing range and accuracy, he poses a completion threat from all across the field.


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Unicorns0000000
White Wolves167070480

Name: Jordan Amor Love
Home Town: --
Nickname: 'Heartbreaker'
Position: Thrower - Quarterback
Number: #69
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: Trade #942 - Draft XVI, Round 2, Pick 44
Skills: +AG, Block, Cannoneer, Cloud Burster (all Draft), +PA (SPP)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: Volksgrad White Wolves
 
Logan 'Woody' Woodside
#7
2Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
2+
AV
9+
R
203
B
83
P
37
F
3
G
47
Cp
19
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
5
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
49
XPP
26
SS
0
SPP
75
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate (20k)
Block (20k)
Leader (20k)
On the Ball (20k)



Traded for Draft XIII 3rd & 4th Picks with Ola Adeniyi from the Skar Bay Sharks. Originally a Punt Receiver, Woodside found his throwing arm was his secret weapon. Likes to get involved in the action with close-range, snap passes. Endowed with the skills necessary to pick out any of the Unicorns scoring threats. From Season XVI, 'Woody' has been awarded the club captaincy.


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Unicorns4576220195
White Wolves15700061

Name: Logan Woodside
Home Town: Averland
Nickname: 'Woody'
Position: Thrower - Quarterback
Number: #20
Debut: Season XIII, Game 2
Draft: Free Agent > Trade #826
Skills: Accurate, On The Ball (all Draft), Block, Leader (SPP)
Injuries: -MA
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: Skar Bay Sharks
Khaleed Kareem
#8
2Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
Strip Ball (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Wrestle (20k)



Rounding out the Unicorns lineman cohort for Season XVII, Kareem offers a different selection of skills which should ensure he plays a vital role as Free Safety in the mid- or back field, where he can grapple with the ball carriers or break a weak cage.

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Unicorns0000000

Name: Khaleed Abdullah Kareem
Home Town: Nehekhara
Nickname: 'Lean Mean'
Position: Lineman - Free Safety
Number: #05
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: Draft XVII, Round 3, Pick 48
Skills: Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball (all Draft)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None
 
Greg Gaines
#9
3Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
8+
R
-4
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
37
SS
0
SPP
37
Injuries
-av
Skills
+ST (80k)
Grab (30k)
Stand Firm (30k)



Traded for Draft XVIII 2nd round pick and XVII 3rd round pick for the Dragons and was traded in the close season, before Season XVII to the Foxes - however, the Unicorns swooped in and rescued him from the depths of Marienburg before he could pull on their sickening orange jersey. Gaines was woefully underused by the Dragons and will aim to make an impact at The Tin Spur.


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Unicorns0000000
Dragons258130000

Name: Gregory Stott Gaines
Home Town:
Nickname: 'Mo Pain', 'GFG'
Position: Lineman - Defensive Lineman
Number: #62
Debut: Season XV, Game 1
Draft: Draft XV, Pick 16 > Trade #958 > Trade #975
Skills: +ST, Grab, Stand Firm (all Draft)
Injuries: -AV
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: Mousillon Dragons; Bechafen Dragons; Marienburg Foxes
'Terrible' Tristan Wirfs
#10
4Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
51
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST (80k)
Block (20k)
Defensive (30k)
Guard (30k)



The overall #1 pick in the Season XVII draft, Tristan Wirfs is a formidable unit whose sole aim is to make the opposing offence wish they had stayed in bed. With the ability to knock down opponents and protect teammates, he really is a keystone in the centre field.

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Unicorns0000000

Name: Tristan Vernon Wirfs
Home Town:
Nickname: 'Terrible'
Position: Lineman - Defensive Lineman
Number: #78
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: Draft XVII, Round 1, Pick 1
Skills: +ST, Block, Defensive, Guard (all Draft)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations:None
 
'Ruthless' Rafaelle Brigante
#11
5Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
29
B
196
P
0
F
38
G
45
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
3
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
37
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
68
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Block (20k)
Dirty Player (20k)
Frenzy (20k)
Juggernaut (30k)



The strength of the Unicorns scouting network has paid dividends with this exciting offensive lineman from Sartosa, Tilea. Brigante comes with strength and drive and offers the offense crucial support at disrupting the opposing defence. After scoring on his debut, he went on to score twice more and add to his tally of casualties, MVPs, and fouls. After just one season, the Ültras voted him on to the All-Time Roster.


Career StatsGamesBlocksCasualtiesTouchdownsInterceptionsPassesMVPs
Unicorns4318373003

Name: Rafaelle Brigante
Home Town: Sartosa, Tilea
Nickname: 'Ruthless'
Position: Lineman - Offensive Lineman
Number: #72
Debut: Season XIV, Game 1
Draft: Compensation Pick
Skills: Block, Frenzy, Juggernaut (all Draft), Dirty Player (SPP)
Injuries: Niggle x2
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None
Arlington Hambright
#12
7Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
68
P
0
F
1
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
6
SS
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)



Hambright was a 3rd round draft pick from Mootland Tech., where he had originally studied to be a halfling master oven maker. However, his unusual height made it difficult to work in the traditional industries of his countryfolk and he made the brave decision to leave the Moot and seek alternative employment. A brief spell at grassroots level Blood Bowl meant that 'Hambo' could really show his neat footwork and, soon after, a DLE league scout gave him the golden ticket to the big show!

UPDATE: Hambright managed to take the scalp of pesky Universe fouler, Ashad Fenton. Kudos!

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Unicorns156120000

Name: Arlington Mitchell Hambright
Home Town: Mootland
Nickname: 'Hammy', 'Hambo'
Position: Lineman - Utility
Number: #18
Debut: Season XVI, Game 1
Draft: Draft XVI, Round 3, Pick 81
Skills: Block (Draft)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None
 
J.J. Arcega-Whiteside
#13
1Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
67
B
28
P
0
F
4
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
19
XPP
64
SS
0
SPP
83
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+AV (10k)
+ST (80k)
Block (20k)
Side Step (20k)
Tackle (20k)



A trade which went a little unnoticed as the Scimitars made the deal several weeks before their run to Superbowl XIV. J.J. was kept underwraps until the final, where his side narrowly lost to the Irrana Avalanche but, having got through unscathed, Arcega-Whiteside was soon revealed to the stunned Ültras, who hardly expected to be able to greet a 2nd round pick like J.J. to The Tin Spur. Perhaps under-utilised by the Scimitars, who relied on Blitzers to score their touchdowns, the fiery, confident Running Back will hope to notch more TDs in Season XV.

UPDATE: After an impressive start to his career at the Unicorns, J.J. has been moved from Offence to Defence, with the DC impressed by his abilities at sacking the ball carrier.


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Unicorns252413002
Scimitars185011020

Name: Joseph Joaquím Arcega-Whiteside
Home Town: Bretonnia
Nickname: 'JJ'
Position: Catcher - Strong Safety
Number: #09
Debut: Season XIV, Game 1
Draft: Draft XIV, Round 2, Pick 56 > Trade #857
Skills: +ST, +AV, Block, Tackle (all Draft), Side Step (SPP)
Injuries: 2 x niggles
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: Aldente Scimitars
Hayden Vlademere
#14
1Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
'Babymaker' Julian Love
#15
3Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
2+
PA
3+
AV
8+
R
6
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
22
SS
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+AG (40k)
Sprint (20k)



Traded for agile lineman Marvell Tell, Julian Love is reunited with his older brother, Jordan. The two stars hope to make it a 'Love Connection' at the Unicorns and develop the team's scoring threat. Julian's record of 4 touchdowns in 10 games for the Universe suggests he can be used as an agile option for a long-range pass.

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Unicorns0000000
Universe10004001

Name: Julian Eros Love
Home Town: --
Nickname: 'Babymaker'
Position: Catcher - Wide Receiver
Number: #17
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: Free Agent, Season XVI, Round 7 > Trade #943
Skills: +AG (all Draft), Sprint (SPP)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: Flashfurt Universe
C.J. Henderson
#16
4Catcher
MA
9
ST
2
AG
2+
PA
3+
AV
8+
R
23
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
54
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+AG (40k)
+MA (20k)
Block (20k)
On the Ball (30k)



A middle of the round pick for the Unicorns, acquired through some savvy trading in the previous season. Henderson gives the Unicorns added mobility and agility in the Receiver team. CJ's sharp reactions will help the team press in offence and patrol the back field in defence.

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Unicorns0000000

Name: Carlos Jose Henderson
Home Town: Estalia
Nickname: None
Position: Catcher - Inside Receiver
Number: #56
Debut: Season XVII, Game 1
Draft: Draft XVII, Round 2, Pick 39
Skills: +AG, +MA, Block, On The Ball (all Draft)
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
Previous incarnations: None