Team comedian, Dorvim knows how to be serious. He just chooses not to, especially on the pitch, where his wild hairdos and tattoos on places where they don't belong have been known to distract opponents into making silly mistakes or simply falling down in mirth, taken to the cas boxes when they split their sides laughing so hard.

The team's scoring leader, yet you'll never hear him say a word about it. Always grabs Mordur to stand in his place before reporters post-game.

Balfain considers himself the team captain, sitting back and observing the opposing team's lineup and then shouting out orders to his fellows. Maybe one of these days these "fellows" will actually follow his advice...

With Ovak anchoring the right side of the LoS and Killik the left, this frees up a lot of dwarves to swing to whichever side needs help, w/o fear of looking over their shoulders for potential tacklers. Killik will shut the door on that idea quick!

Voted MVP, despite his skull-block costing us the game...we're planning a blanket party in the barracks at 3 tomorrow morning...bring soap...

Don't know what he's doing lately to get loads of fanmail--his teammates think he's paying the post office to forge some--but there's no denying his star power! Now if only that would translate into some more fans to follow the team...

Ovak doesn't back down from anybody, making the perfect fit to anchor the right side of the LoS.

The team cas leader, even before he gained MB. Went on to prove himself the best on the team, getting 2 cas in his next game and 4 cas in the next three.

A fan favorite for a long time, Dwaim didn't seem to do much other than stroke his beard and drive the lady-dwarves crazy. So the coaches made him roommates with Bofko, team cas leader, on road trips. Maybe now he'll learn to start hitting something and become useful...