Ever since <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1301610>Kong</a> became undead after being impaled by an airborne halfling, Mong has dreamt of becoming the same. Since he's an unimaginative dork, he showed up on the field whenever a halfling team were training in the area, trying to get hit.

After being banned from every halfling arena in the known world, he decided to just swallow a cyanide capsule after pretending to fall over on a Go For It. Well, he really Went For It, and thanks to voodoo he keeps playing, his spirit now a little bit happier.

Pope got her nickname from selling false letters of indulgence to sinful catholics. "Twice the cost, twice the forgiveness" is her motto.

Fjong was taken out of high school after his father <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1341410>Mong</a> started to fall apart. He figured that someone has to take over the team after he's fully decomposed.

Maggie, con artist extraordinaire, is just playing Blood Bowl as a part of her plan to marry to the coach and then murder him, getting his vast fortune. All she needs to do now is to <b>not</b> fail miserably while playing, like his players normally do.

<h>Her plan seem to work so far:</h>
<UL><LI>They went to watch a donkey race together. For fun, the coach pushed Maggie onto the track, where she managed to dodge the hoofed onslaught of sixteen rampant racing donkeys.
<LI> During a walk in the park, a pickpocket snatched the coach's wallet. Maggie rushed after the thief and tackled him as hard as she could. Then she broke his spine in fourteen locations using her crowbar.
<LI> On their third date, Maggie used her entire...repertoire of skills. She was surprised herself at how flexible she had become.
<LI> Her plan is an inch away from failure after getting a niggling injury. The coach loathes nigglers, and has been ignoring Maggie ever since. She spent her hospital visit crying in the dark, alone.
<LI> Maggie really needed to get the coach's attention again, or she'd have to give up her plan. So she spent all her spare time at the gym under the supervision of extreme bodybuilder <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1328991>Fat Frederick</a>. After she managed to destroy most of his exercise machines, she felt she was ready to kill some opponents and become favored again.
</UL>

Strawberry was once a big-time pimp before all his hookers died of old age. Near the end, he always regretted not ever getting any new ones, an idea which he actually never thought of.

It turned out he was pretty good at Blood Bowl, all his old pimp skills have helped him immensely.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1331920>"Lips"</a> got his nickname from kissing girls and playing the clarinet. His brother "Knuckles" got his nickname from beating up <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1331920>"Lips"</a>.

Constance used to be a gardener of the mayor in his home town, and everybody liked him.

After he vanished mysteriously his garden decayed, since there was none with his skill to maintain it. The mayor decided he wanted a paved square instead, and ordered the garden to be dug up. Under the garden they found several decomposed corpses, mostly children, and hundreds of skeletal remains in all sizes.

Now he works part time managing the team's home arena, stuffing the earth with the team's victims.

Abbaye de Fontenaye used to earn his living in the real estate business, by selling houses or apartments that were either in a horrible state, or not for sale at all. After closing a multi-million deal with an order of monks (all they got was a hole in the ground with a few rocks in the middle), Abbaye was struck by lightning as soon as he went outside. Soon he realised he had to pay the monks their money back, or get them a proper monastery. Either way, he needed a <b>lot</b> of money.

After trying to sell a "luxurious training facility/spa" (a smelly hut with no roof) to coach Sunday, he was promptly beaten up, branded, and put to work in the team.

Azolompamobias is wanted dead by every major religion thanks to his public desecrations of any deity he can find. After he raped and murdered an entire monastery of monks, his bounty was increased twenty-fold, and he had to go underground.

Sanchez used to be a famous portrait painter for the Aeon Pjäx magazine before it was revealed that his paintbrush was a magical artifact given to him by the Chaos Powers, with the ability to steal the soul of whoever he portrayed. After getting fired, and the paintbrush destroyed by the Inquisition, he ended up doing class portraits for schools. When it became apparent that he was still stealing souls by giving the children his Crayons of Chaos, he was banned from ever doing commercial work again.

Raised by eskimoes and seals after his parents drowned in a mysterious boat accident, Shakes-his-Hips left his iceberg as a teenager to pursue his dreams of becoming a dancefloor champion. After losing an important contest and his girlfriend Shania to his arch rival, he went on a killing spree and has been a wandering fugutive ever since.

Maginot was swallowed by a whale as an infant, and when he became old enough he ate his way out from the inside. Now he's a psychological mess, but the experts say that playing Blood Bowl might be a good way to forget all those years in the belly.

Younger brother of <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1294274>Hannibal</a>, and the black sheep of the family. Not only did his older brother get a cool name while 'Cannibal' is just a very, very bad name, but he also got all attention and care while Cannibal was forced to work in a sweatshop since the actual day he turned 3. Most of the money he earned was deposited into the account that their parents set up for Hannibal's education and whatever he wanted to do.

Once, after a 28-hour shift of making underwear for old people, Cannibal kept some of his salary and bought half a handful of mouldy berries, but when this was discovered he received a severe beating and was thrown out of the house.

Since <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1294275>Kong had a bloated guy when he started out</a>, Mong wanted a fat guy for his premiere games. Frederick was originally a barrel salesman before his addiction to lard took control over him, plunging him into the Abyss of Obesity.

In a game against skaven team <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=115297>AmonRatz</a>, Frederick got a chance to score a touchdown. But he failed to catch the ball and started crying. Everyone pitied him, and after the game he was awarded Most Valuable Player, and he decided to cut back on the lard and start working out. Soon enough, he was super flexible. After a few more games, his hard work at the gym also gave him super strength!

The nickname "Fat" still stays though. As opposed to his wife, who left him now that he's obsessed with his own body.