Team captain of the Devious foursome. The only player to survive the Woodie slaughter of 3066. Recently suffering a broken neck WhyldeChylde has become a little more tentative about his game playing, sometimes even refusing to come out on the field at all.

After two attempts at having a TrollSlayer on their Team, the Devious Foursome Hired Get the Ref as a new hope of another scoring potential.

Quake is the only player on the team to come from another team. He was fired after refusing to partcipate in the Woodie slaughter of 3066.

The second human Blitzer for the devious foursome. He is trying to take up the place of his brother Smite, who had died on the field in a previous game for the Devious Foursome. He only hopes to live up to the needs of his new team.