His predecessor died in a desperate attempt at a dodging blitz to help preseve Drat That Rat's Ladder status on one of their trademark Bad Days. The new Tiamat Rat will not be so foolish...

With Combat Rat gone and his replacement a mere rookie with little hitting power, Rat-a-Tat-Tat steps up and deals four casualties in a single game - against heavily armoured Dwarves, no less! The team's new hitter has arrived!

An extra DRAT! for this rat. Since getting AG5, he has single handedly cost me one win for certain, and another in all likelyhood (it was still early in the game...). How does he do this? Simple! He fails his dodge on the first die roll action of the turn: 1 RR 1. A common enough occurrence right? He does this twice consecutively. The first one invariably loses me the ball and prevents a TD. The second one prevents me from preventing an opposing TD.

Well, he got +AG yet didn't age or RIP, I suppose he had to find SOME way to annoy me...:)

With the team from day one, Splat Rat watched as his brethern were decimated all around him, often helplessly battered by brutal foes. He decided that if need be, he would be the equalizing force that would send those who would harm his brothers to their grave. He read extensive texts on all the soft spots in the various races' anatomies - and the common weak points in their armour. While not anything special during a standard play, when the ref's back is turned and a killer opponent lies before him, he becomes a force to be reconed with...

Now Fat Rat has been petitioning the officials it seems...he's quickly equaled Pratt Rat's 3 MVP's out of 9 games so far...

The officials like this guy for some reason, although he doesn't do much, he's netted nearly half of the team's MVP's (3 MVPs from first 7 games)!

A cursed postion, the previous two True Dat at #16:

1 - RIP
2 - (-MA), niggle
3 - ? (we're hoping +ST, CLAW, BLOCK, TACKLE, TENTACLES, RSC, PRO all without ageing or injury...;)