Origonal Leader of the Ead Smashers, Slagnob proved to be a good passer but a bad leader. Most the games under his leadership were losses. Then he received a couple bad injuries, a bad shot from a Mummy to his throwing arm that acts up from time to time and a hard sack to the ribs from a Bull Centar that left him somewhat weaken. No Ork would follow a weak skinned leader, and soon Slagnob was deposed by Ead Cracka (whose strength seemed to grow with every game). Although Ead Cracka often has him and Runtnar under the Black Orks eye, he has no real plans to retake control of the team(mostly due to his injuries). Despite the battle wounds hes suffered and his lack of leadership skill, Slagnob is an extremely accurate Ork passer. He averages about 1+ completions a game, and has an uncanny ability to dump off the ball to someone else right before being hit, making him one of Da Ead Smashers best players.

RuntNar was Slagnob'z right hand man while he was leader, and is still his good freind now. In fact, he actually attempted to help Slagnob win when he was challenged by Ead Cracka (something almost unheard of in Orc society). For this reason, Ead Cracka doesn't trust him, and offen has the Black Orks Keeping an eye on both of them. Although not as accurate as Slagnob, Runtnar is a great passer, having mastered the dump-off skill taught to him by Slagnob, and his own 'Ork Super Bomb'. These skills and his many completions make him a valuable player on the feild. Unfortunately RuntNar suffered a bad knee injury from a blitzing Bull Centar that occasionaly acts up on him, keeping him from the game.

Despite the fact that he hasn't learned much, Lunk Ead is Da Ead Smashers most productive Black Ork. With the most Casualties of anyone in the team (tied with Urty Painmaker for first!), Lunk Ead has broken more that his fair share of limbs. Despite his prowess on the feild, Lunk Ead's dim-witted nature has kept him from learning much or gaining an MVP. Although a powerful blocker, his efforts have never seem to attract the attention of the announcers or Ead Cracka who rarely calls on him to act as an enforcer. In spite of that, Lunk Ead is a dangerous orc on the pitch, strong enough to hold his own opponent and help someone else with theirs at the same time. This skill and his uncanny ability to injure people make him a powerful team member.

Da Rock is a powerful Black Ork and one of Ead Cracka's best practice Enforcers. Adept at blocking, he has scored 6 Cas's, tieing him for second place in Cas with his freind Da Cruncha. He has also been given an MVP for a first rate performance early in his career. Reccently he took a hard shot to the head in a game vs a chaos team. The blow seems to have awakened the berserker inside Da Rock and he now takes the feild in a frenzyed state. This makes him extremely dangerous both on the feild and during practice. I single word from him now can bring the entire team in line!

Even in the begining, the other orcs could tell that Ead Cracka would someday be da leader. He was always bigger than the other blitzers and as time when on the diffrence became even more profound. Despite his large size (he's as big as a black ork!), he's definately the most agile ork on the team. Soon after Slagnob began to show signs of weakening, Ead Cracka bested him for leadership of the team, Despite Runtnar's interference. Since taking over, Ead Cracka has proven to be a better leader than Slagnob, making several victories immediately after taking over. Also Ead Cracka is the team leader in Touchdowns, and has several Cas's in his record. He is a Dangerous ork on the pitch, best in the team.

Thud is the second best blocker on the team, a fact that stings him like a thorn in the side everyday. He has dreampt of leading the team since it's creation, and is very jealous that Ead Cracka managed to defeat Slagnob and take over. He occasionally speaks of plans to challenge Ead Cracks, but has yet to act them out. Ead Cracka ignores his ambitions, beleiving him too stupid and weak to present a real threat to his leadership. In spite of his ambitions and jealousies, Thud is a very productive player, with more Cas's and MVP's than Ead Cracka. He also has several TD's and even a few completions! He's a tough Ork to take down and can assist other blocker while dealing with his own. He has reccently mastered new tackling skills to stop even the dodgiest of opposition.

SkulNar is Da Ead Smashers best lineman. He's been awarded the MVP three times, and is second only to Cruncha in MVP's. He is highly skilled at blocking and has scored both a TD and a Cas for the team. He has reccently taken up kicking, and has gotten good enough to become the teams official Kicker (not like there was alot of orc buckin for the job!). Unfortunately, he took a low hit fighting Amazons early in his career, and has a bad ankle that occasionaly keeps him from playing.

GorKill was the first Ork to suffer permanant injury on the pitch. In a courageous (or possibly stupid) move, GorKill did everything he could to keep the undeads zombies at bay (sometimes by himself!). For his effort the announcers awarded him the MVP. But he paid a high price for his bravery (stupidity) and was permanately injured (niggling). When he returned to the feild, he practiced dodging away from more powerful foes, and has become quite adept at it.

Cruncha is the teams leading Black Ork and Ead Cracka's favorite enforcer. Cruncha and his freind Da Rock are all the enforcers Ead Cracka (and Slagnob before him) need's to keep the other Orks in line and practicing. Cruncha is a dangerous ork on the pitch, a highly skilled blocker capable of delievering crushing blows to his opponent. He has the second highest number of Cas's on the team (tied with his freind Da Rock). He is also a favorite of the anouncers with 5 MVP's, the most on the team. The other orcs often crowd around him, hoping to take advantage of his guard skill.

Toughest goblin that any of the Ead Smashers have ever seen, Git is the only goblin that remains on the team today. All of the other goblins were 'disposed of' after Ead Craka's takeover of the team. (he deemed them too weedy to take the pitch with him) Git was left on the team, mainly do to his ability to slip around the line by the opposing teams feet, kicking them vigorously in the shins. Git has also scored several TD's, mainly due to be launched through the air several times by Urty Painmaker. Reccently Git has earned even more respect from the larger Orks on the team when he managed to seriously injure a STR 4 Elf blitzer who was attempting to 'take him out' after a hard kick to the shins the drive before.

Urty Painmaker is currently tied with Lunk Ead for the most Cas's on the team with 7 to his credit. He would probally have alot more, but Urty is praticularly stupid, even by Ogre standards. He is often seen standing around on the pitch, watching the game as though he was a spectator. Despite his bone-crunching prowess, Urty has never been awarded the MVP (probally due to his standing around sessions). Urty suffered a broken neck in a bout with some Humans, so he's about as agile as a Suarus. In spite of his really stupid nature, his strength and ability too help other blocks while dealing with the oppsition, make Urty a valuable tool on the pitch.