I guess it's a kind of yodeling, isn't it ? Well, never mind, as long as it stops .... NOW !!!!

Well, the decision to make him "leader of the free world" did hurt a litte, the decision to re-elect him seemed to be an act of threatening the whole world with a weapon of mass destruction. And Weapons of mass destruction do hurt, and not just a litle bit.

"Hahaha .... she's old. Hahaha ....." (Butthead). Right, Butthead, she should stop wearing a tight gymnastic dress and get used to the fact that she isn't 30 any more (and DEFINITELY not 25 !!!).

Defender of the famous soccer club HSV (my favourite). Nickname: the cannibal. Nomen est omen ?

For a soccer player, he has a great roundhouse kick. The one spectator that insulted him during or after a match (don't know and don't care) will remember that ... and chuck norris, the father of all roundhouse kicks.

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The next visit will cost me at least 500 € and will be the beginning of a long and painfull road to hell.

Have you ever loved a women and she didn't care ? No ? Lucky Bastard.

Not on purpose, but with his age, i guess he has lost full controll of his body and what he's doing with his muscles (he has lost control of his facial muscles about 30 years ago). His acting skills also aren't funny on purpose. Watching films like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/" target="_blank">Santa with muscles</a> does hurt more than an hour with him in the ring would do.

Kicking the shit out of the opponent, in my team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=146317" target="_blank">Lumberjack Cissies</a> he delivered 50 Cas in 37 matches (so far). Respectable, i guess.

Don't know myself, but i didn't try Herpes and Aids either, and i believe people telling about it. No kidding.

I guess everyone knows about matches where your opponent dodges (not on purpose, of course) into 3 Tacklezones successful without even noticing that he has been lucky there. All you get is an "oops", sometimes followed by a "missclick :-)))". When you lose a match against an opponent that does that quite a lot without failing A SINGLE ROLL, you feel raped. And that kinda hurts. I've been there.