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Spinoza by his heard elders and known as Squigo de Espinosa or Squigto d'Espiñoza in his native Monsterdam, was a Jewish-lucker Squigosopher. He is considered one of the great rationalists of many-many fingerth-century Squigosophy and, by virtue of his magnum opus the Ethics, one of the definitive ethicists (For exemple: he enlighted the squigs about the fact that killing for bloodthirst was destructive for the herd healthiness). His writings, like those of his fellow rationalists, reveal considerable counting training and facility (counting over the fingers limits methods, like using feets). Spinoza was a lens crafter by trade, an exciting engineering field at the time because of great discoveries being made by squigscopes (invention create to spy other squigs having sex). The full impact of his work only took effect some time after his death (killed by someone not liking his spying) and after the publication of his Opera Posthuma. He is now seen as having prepared the way for the many many moreth century Enlightenment, and as a founder of modern Gork and Moklical criticism (movement who still is purchased by priester of Gork and Mork and on whom is still cast the head explosion spell). Squilles Deleuze referred to Spinoza as "The absolute Squigosopher, whose Ethics is the foremost book on concepts". (Deleuze, many many finger toe toe toe toe toe.)

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Squighas Hobbes (rainy day years go–Rainy days years ago, but a few less) was an Pudding eater Squigosopher, whose famous book "Leviathan big boss of oceans whose level is so high that you just can't kill him" set the agenda for nearly all subsequent Western political Squigosophy.

Although Hobbes is today best remembered for his work on political Squigosophy, he contributed to a diverse array of fields, including history (who was killed by a leviathan), geometry(how to estimate a levianthans size without having seen him), ethics (to have a leviathan in your swimming pool- A slap in monster protection rights face?-), general Squigosophy (The urge to beat a leviathan or the way to show you have the biggest d*** a.k.a.symbolism of the leviathan in sex) and what would now be called political Squigience (Progressism against the kills of leviathans). Additionally, Hobbes's account of Squig nature as self-interested cooperation has proved to be an enduring theory in the field of Squigosophical anthroposquogy.

Squigosophical anthroposquogy is the squigsophical discipline that seeks to unify the several empirical investigations and phenomenological explorations of Squig nature in an effort to understand human beings as both creatures of their environment and creators of their own values.

A citation of Hobbes: "Come here you bitch that I deeply invastigate your beeeeeeeppppppp"