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Flirtin wiv Def
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Nib da Beast Hunta
#1
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Nib played 8 matches for Murda! Murda! and the ripper got a reputation for putting big guys out of commision. He died against the Return of the Half Chaotic halflings. True to his reputation he sawed the jaw off the troll Olmuz MataOgre, an injury so horrible even the regenerative abilities was left powerless. Sadly he was later ganged upon by 4 furuous halflings who beat him to death. Although the apothecary quickly rushed in his life couldn't be saved...

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Nib was pushed and fell on his own saw in the debut match against North West Mincemeat. The poor gobbo straddled his ripper like a rodeo cowboy and it's a pretty safe bet that he won't have any kids...
Ruk da Rippa
#2
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
This agi 4 ripper played 20 matches for Murda! Murda! and had a thing for cutting off the arms of his opponents.

He was killed aganst the Strangers in a Strange land, after a GFI blitz by one of their trolls. The apo ran in to save the valued player, but his injuries were too severe.

<b>Fatalities</b>
Ruk shredded wert to little bloody pieces with his trusty chainsaw, proving that he is true to form even in afterlife.
 
Lurk da Backstabber
#3
Kicker
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
4
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
Lurk played 15 matches for Murda! Murda! and made his breakthrough in the match against Super Team. In the first turn of the match he would have been murdered by a poisoned dagger, if it wasn't for the apothecary having an antidote. When he came around his blood thirst knew no limits. First he fractured the leg of the Adept of Sotek who had stabbed him and later in the match he assassinated another opponent using the very blade he stole from the Adept.

Fatalities for Murda! Murda!
-------------------------------------
Kimuk, Skryre Slave - PaiN
Super One, Skink - Super Team

Lurk was one of 3 RIP's against SNoT. He died trying to dodge away from a troll, but instead he got trampled to death.
Yagaah da Shroomed
#4
Kicker
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
Yagaah da Shroomed used to be a fanatic for Murda! Murda!, but because of a high death rate he will have to shoulder the role of kicker in Flirtin wiv Def. Yagaah died in the traditional Fanatic fashion, failing the trip roll despite a reroll and getting a cardiac arrest.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Yagaah got his jaw shattered by a kick when he was allready down...gotta love the stunty league.
 
Rik da Rocketman
#5
Pogo Stick
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
2
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
This specacular str 3 agi 4 pogo sticker was a real crowd favourite and an aspring star for the Murda! Murda! With ball handling skills, speed and enough strength to aquire a team effort to bring down he inspired fear in his opponents.

Sadly he was fouled to death against I Hook You to Dead II, a truly evil team that had very little interest in going for the ball...

Fatalities for Murda! Murda!
-------------------------------------
Dirty Pete, Goblin - Kersplat!
Kleeb da Flyboy
#6
Pogo Stick
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
18
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
Kleeb had a short career for Murda! Murda!, and died on a failed dodge against the Kreen Wave Immidaturs. Since he had previously scored a TD he was awarded with the MVP as a tribute.
 
Wop
#7
Bomber
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Wop smashed his hip early on in his career and was kept as LOS cannon fodder. He met his final doom in STUNTY CUP 29, where a gnome daredevil charged him in a berserk frenzy.

For his brave actions (and because Murda! Murda! hasn't lost any bombers) he has been promoted to bomber in Flirtin wiv Def.
Meeb
#8
Bomber
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Meeb played 13 matches for Murda! Murda! and played on despite suffering from massive brain damage from having his skull bashed in. When he also smashed his hand the coach retired him despite the pleas from the crazed goblin.

For his brave actions (and because Murda! Murda! hasn't lost any bombers) he has been promoted to bomber in Flirtin wiv Def.
 
Snikk-Snakk da Swirla
#9
Fanatic
MA
4
ST
6
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Snikk-Snakk da Swirla was an appreciated member of Murda! Murda! racking up 6 casualties (2 RIP's) and 2 MVP's in his 8 matches.

His best match was against Half Chaotic where he scored 2 fatalities, one on the halfling Lame LaBrunzky and one on his teammate Smurk.

Snikk-Snakk killed himself against the Chaotix. After dancing 4 steps neatly in a circle around their minotaur he got caught up in his own chain and commited a spectacular suicide.
Tinga da Tornado
#10
Fanatic
MA
4
ST
6
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Tinga had a short but bright career, scoring 5 casualties in 6 matches.

In the match against SNoT he failed almost every collapse roll throughout the match and despite wasting an apothecary to save him from his first RIP he managed to kill himself in the 16th turn of the match.

He also stole the MVP...what a sneaky little git.
 
Smug da Scavenger
#12
Goblin
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
This goblin trader was lured into the business with promises of loot left on the pitch after the matches.

He mostly warmed the bench in his 5 matches for Murda! Murda!. He was killed in the match against Chaotix, where one of their rippers shredded him to pieces. The coach didn't even see it fit to send in the apo...

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Smug smashed his own ankle on a failed block and proves to be as useless in afterlife as he was during his first career.
Yuk
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
3
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Yuk only played 3 matches for Murda! Murda! and died when he made a brave charge into the ranks of the Flores Olorases nurglings.

He died horribly and was awarded with the MVP as a sign of his bravery.