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Faunus II
#1
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
71
B
317
P
10
F
0
G
50
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
10
Td
7
Mvp
3
GPP
57
XPP
0
SPP
57
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Strip Ball
Tackle
Daryl Hannah
#2
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
5
AV
6
R
9
B
58
P
-4
F
0
G
16
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
3
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
+AG
Tackle
 
Sucellus
#3
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
278
B
25
P
187
F
0
G
31
Cp
42
In
1
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
62
XPP
0
SPP
62
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Accurate
Block
Catch
Dodge
Matthew McConaughey
#4
Catcher
MA
10
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
45
B
3
P
-2
F
0
G
13
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
Sure Feet
 
Artemis
#5
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
52
B
145
P
-6
F
0
G
74
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
3
Td
8
Mvp
3
GPP
51
XPP
0
SPP
51
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
Side Step
Artemis (Greek: nominative Ἄρτeuiς, genitive Ἀρτέμιδος), in Greek mythology was daughter of Zeus and of Leto and the twin sister of Apollo. In later times she was conflated with the Roman goddess Diana. In Etruscan mythology, she took the form of Artume
James Cromwell
#6
Catcher
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
97
B
3
P
10
F
0
G
11
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
6
Mvp
0
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Kick
 
Pan
#7
Lineman
MA
8
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
117
B
289
P
24
F
3
G
75
Cp
10
In
2
Cs
13
Td
11
Mvp
6
GPP
103
XPP
0
SPP
103
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
+MA
Block
Dodge
Tackle
Pan (Greek Πάν, genitive Πανός) is the Greek god who watches over shepherds and their flocks. He has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat, in the same manner as a satyr or pane.
Silenus
#8
Treeman
MA
2
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
233
P
0
F
0
G
63
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
24
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
78
XPP
0
SPP
78
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Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+ST
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
Piling On
The Sileni were Ipotanes who were followers of Dionysus. These Ipotanes were drunks, and looked mainly like other Ipotanes except that they were usually bald and fat with thick lips and squat noses, and had the legs of a human. Later, sileni lost the plural connotation and the only references were to one individual named Silenus, the teacher and faithful companion of the wine-god Dionysus. A notorious consumer of wine, he was usually drunk and had to be supported by satyrs or carried by a donkey. Silenus was described as the oldest, wisest and most drunken of the followers of Dionysus, and was said in Orphic hymns to be the young god's tutor. This puts him in a company of phallic or half-animal tutors of the gods, a group that includes Priapus, Cedalion and Chiron, but also includes Pallas, the tutor of Athena]] (Kerenyi, 1951 p177)

When intoxicated, Silenus was said to possess special knowledge and the power of prophecy. The Phrygian King Midas was eager to learn from Silenus and caught the old man by lacing a fountain from which Silenus often drank. As Silenus fell asleep, the king's servants seized and took him to their master.

Silenus, Roman bas-relief, late 1st century (Cabinet des Médailles, ParisSilenus shared with the king a pessimistic philosophy: that the best thing for a man is not to be born, and if born, should die as soon as possible.

An alternative story was when lost and wandering in Phrygia, he was rescued by peasants and taken to King Midas, who treated him kindly. Dionysus offered Midas a reward for his kindness, and Midas chose the power of turning everything he touched into gold. Another story was that Silenus has been captured by two shepherds, and regaled them with wondrous tales.

In Euripides's satyr play Cyclops, Silenus is stranded with the Satyrs in Sicily where they have been enslaved by the Cyclops. They are the comic elements of the story, which is basically a play on Homer's Odyssey IX. Silenus refers to the satyrs as his children during the play.


A 'poinçon' bearing the head of Silenus in relief. It is believed to be an artist's die, from which potters' sunk dies would be cast; a roman remain discovered at Holt, eight miles south of ChesterSilenus was also possibly a Latin term of abuse around 211BC, being used in Plautus' Rudens to describe Labrax, a treacherous pimp or leno, as "...a pot-bellied old Silenus, bald head, beefy, bushy eyebrows, scowling, twister, god-forsaken criminal"²
 
erstuk
#9
Catcher
MA
10
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
196
B
29
P
7
F
0
G
22
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
8
Mvp
1
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
+ST
Block
Keanu Reeves
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
8
B
9
P
-2
F
0
G
6
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Joaquin Phoenix
#11
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
28
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
10
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Al Gore
#12
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
38
B
30
P
-10
F
0
G
27
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
 
Alannis Morisette
#13
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
19
P
-3
F
0
G
6
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Prof. David Bellamy
#14
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
40
B
16
P
-8
F
0
G
24
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
4
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
 
Tane Mahuta
#16
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
6
R
23
B
12
P
-17
F
48
G
34
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dirty Player
Dodge