Ol’ Dirty doesn’t really live up to his namesake, preferring to test his brutality against a standing opponent rather than one that can’t fight back, he seldom resorts to the training he was given… damn dwarven stubbornness!

He might very well be Too $hort, but he’s all legs! This speedy little fellow surprises even the fastest elf… or at least he would, if they ever dared face us!

Sure enough... he's no ordinary Troll Slayer, after scoring the winning TD against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1547200">Paladins of Purple</a> and earning his pro status he got an even stronger taste for playing the ball and honed his agility!

During the rainy <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1675503">game</a> against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=350785">Testing Vampires</a>, Too $hort proved yet again just how elven like he is and was instrumental in their victory. Turn 15 he picked the ball from the TZ of a Vampire, dodged out and threw an accurate short pass to a team mate who dropped it.

But then in T16 he ran into the end zone as <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3589506">E-Mine-M</a> stepped into a TZ of a Vampire, scooped up the ball and threw it to Too $hort, who easily caught it!