It was Lefty's idea to join the league. He suggested it late one Saturday afternoon.

He has his best ideas when he's had a few.

Game 1:
Lefty finds that old zip in his throwing arm from years past, 3 completions, 25 yards running and a defensive scoop-and-score TD, and admits he's actually been lifting more than 12 oz at a time! Strong Arm!

Alofa is our Samoan. We only need one.

Alofa means "love"- just ask him!

Game 1:
Alofa didn't improve much, but he did throw 8 clean blocks. He jus' warmin' up, bra'!

Kimo's just out here for fun, and the beer afterward. (Aren't most of us?)

Game 1:
Well, with the Heat and all, the last TD was a joke, and in the confusion of Lefty dropping the ball and messing up Kimo took the TD instead of JJ, which woulda given him a skill. Oh well, next time we'll have two.

Red used to play some High School ball. How he chews while he's playing is anyone's guess.

Game 1:
Red is voted MVP, mostly to make him feel better. He only got in 1 clean block, but he did bring a tap for the keg.

Cedo's an old surfer who'd be pretty damn good if he'd stop smoking da chronic!

Game 1:
Almost first thing, Cedo gets knocked on his can, and stops breathing! Quick work by Nurse Betty (helloooo, Nurse!) brings him back, and all Cedo had to say was "Whoa, dude! That was, like... intense!"

Everyone's pretty sure he was just faking it for the mouth-to-mouth action, but maybe not, because later on that drive he was knocked cold again, and was out until well after the 2nd half kickoff.

J.J. likes Jaeger. I think that's all needs to be said.

Game 1:
7th Street's first TD!. And a lateral later for a completion after a 5 yard run. Nice work!

Skip is an all-around good guy. Sometimes he gets a bit carried away, but you'd never know it to talk to him.

Game 1:
Eh... he was there. 3 blocks. He did his job, it just wasn't his turn to shine. He'll be there, don't worry.