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Marth Hedstrom
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
13
B
183
P
0
F
4
G
25
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
n
Skills
+ST
Block
The original Warchief of the ill fated invasion force into the Empire, Marth was deposed as the Big Boss by 'One Eye' Whittaker and forced into submission by the rest of the warband turned Blood Bowl team.
Marth hides his festering hatred for the Gitz coach but hides it well as he bides his time for that perfect moment to take back what he feels is rightfully his... LEADERSHIP! And with his recent increase in upper body strength (most likely from lugging 'One Eye' around on his golden throne!", maybe the attempted coup will happen sooner rather than later...
Wazzi Lookin
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
48
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Blllarrrgggh
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
120
P
0
F
1
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Lag.B.Hind
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
29
B
52
P
0
F
4
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Block
+MA
Pass Block
 
Da Throttled One
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
7
B
14
P
0
F
2
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Gibbi
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
77
B
56
P
0
F
3
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
8
Mvp
3
GPP
41
XPP
0
SPP
41
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Pass Block
Pro
Strip Ball
 
Eddy 'Chucka' Simowitz
#7
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
152
B
40
P
85
F
1
G
25
Cp
19
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Dump Off
Ardg Bardg
#8
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
 
Larry
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
-7
B
37
P
0
F
27
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Mo
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
16
B
35
P
0
F
2
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Curly Jnr
#11
Lineman
MA
4
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
36
B
43
P
15
F
11
G
24
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
-ma
Skills
+AG
Dirty Player
Mini Me
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
1
B
4
P
0
F
3
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Greased Eddi
#13
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
33
B
43
P
0
F
2
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Piling On
Meat Diet
#14
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
87
P
0
F
1
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Piling On
During a particularly bad trot of losses for the Gitz, 'One Eye' decided to take the lads off for a relaxing camping trip (where he planned on torturing the underperforming slackers!!!) but due to the map going mysteriously missing (and Mini Me's subsequent tummy ache) the entire team became lost deep inside an ancient woods.
Fruitless searching for a pathway was beginning to grate on the lads nerves but the team was bouyed by the possibility of running into some girlie elves, which kept them putting one foot in front of another. Soon they began coming across old bones littered around the trees and the deeper they ventured, the more recent and stomach churning the remains became.
After a short break (and poor Mini Me finally letting his rumbling stomach to evacuate the rotting map... to the chargrin of the team i should add!), the peaceful tranquility of the forest was torn apart with a blood curdling roar which sounded pant-soilingly close (of which none of the lads admitted doing but the laundry lady begged to differ).

"Erm ladz detz go dis way" One Eye stammers, pointing a hasty retreat back the way they came.

But before anyone could venture their agreement, a huge blue mass of muscle burst through the undergrowth and charged the orc team. With a filth encrusted bone raised over his head, the snarling Troll did not notice the still bent over Mini Me emptying his stomach of its remaining contents (over the stench of the troll, fear or his disturbing choice of breakfast was unknown) and ran straight into the cowering goblin. His legs taken from under him, the Troll fell face first into a stout tree, knocking himself out.

All the lads stood rigid, fear slowly giving way to a small then hearty grin before the entire team began rolling on the floor in laughter.

"HAR HAR firs' time dat gobbos eva knocked sumfing down HAR HAR HAR" One Eye screamed before moving up to the troll and binding his legs.

"Wez gonna eat Trollz gutz tonit Boss?" queried Larry.

"Nah ya stoopid Git... meet da noowest playa for da Skummi Gitz..." One Eye proclaims, raising the trolls limp arm in triumph.

All the lads bellowed their approval "Watz iz name Boss" They yelled.

One Eye 'thunk' for a second, and spying the chunks of half eaten meat dangling from the trolls mouth, he yells "Iz name iz... Meat Diet!!"

All the lads scream "MEAT DIET! MEAT DIET! MEAT DIET" to the feverish dancing of 'One Eye', which causes the arm he still holds in his meaty arm to jiggle.

Suddenly a ominous "GROWL" emits from the drooling mouth of the Troll, causing 'One Eye' to drop the hand. "Errr... Mini Me... bind iz 'ands would ya?" he whispers before beating a hasty retreat down the path, quickly followed by the rest of the squad.

 
Jimmi the 'Replacement' Hand
#15
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
8
P
24
F
1
G
15
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Mini Mo
#16
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills