As a child, Antti was always getting in trouble and picking fights with the older children. Fortunately, this gives him good skills for the blood bowl field, where ogres and black orcs are always looking for a punch in the chops!

From the horse's mouth: "Hannu's me best pal! Ye'd better no mess with him or I'll kick yehs in da goolies!"

Juha has been caught by his teammates sneaking off for training with a wood elf team. They weren't too happy to begin with, but now they're okay with him scoring all the touchdowns because it leaves them free to drink øl and hit people, which is more fun, really.