- They'll negotiate; they're corporate.
- So's the Yakuza.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Sometimes being famous gets in the way of doing what you want to do.

"Jag kan ingen italienska alls, jag vet inte ens vad spagetti heter på italienska"

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
Johnny Knoxville

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
Johnny Knoxville