If a youth runs into trouble as quickly as Zekiel, you learn to run away from trouble just as quickly, too, and grow up to be the fastest player on the Outlaw roster.

Viktar is a philosopher known for his research on aesthetic norms. He believes strongly that truth is beauty. Unfortunately he’s also a necrophile, so he prefers his truth like he likes his beautiful women: dead, cold, and well-buried.

Harriet was promised to wed the heir of a rich and big-name family in Dark Elf sociecty before he was even born. Unfortunately the heir was male and Harriet, once born, didn't turn out to be the girl his parents expected. They killed the sorceress who'd foretold them, they'd get a female child, and dressed up Harriet in her clothing. Unfortunately, again, it didn't fool anyone besides Harriet, who to this day believes he is in fact one of the three Witch Elves allowed on a Dark Elf Bloodbowl team.

Saved the evening against the Chaos Engine when he cut down The Darkness That Lurks Near The Endzone Ready To Score as a unskilled newbie all by himself. Earned him or herself the nickname "Heroic Harriet".

Sprained his groin against the Blue-Collared Bulk. You don't want to know what the ogre did to him to cause it. Jaymez still tries to erase the memory from his mind every way he knows how, and he only knows two ways: with wine and with women.

Only... women, well, not so much anymore.

His perfomance on the pitch increased significantly following his injury. Jaymez couldn't waste anymore time on women, and so he trained instead. The testosterone has to go somewhere, right?

Despite missing one game Jaymez was the third-highest rated member (12 SPP) of his team and one of three players who came second to Starr in touchdowns scored (2) during their <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18345">Season 1 Championship</a> run.

Neither trolls nor ogres nor kroxigors could stop this elves quest for glory and the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II Championship</a>.

His recklessness has been blamed for the Outlaws second ever loss. When Jaymez had the ball and other options available to him he still decided to go out of his way to take on Eagle of the Blue Sky Bombers. Jaymez got knocked down in the Blitz and lost the ball to the High Elves, who carried it home for the 1-0 win.

Jaymez had further DUH-moments against the Engine of Chaos. He stumbled on two save hand-offs and wasted several 100% scoring opportunities. In the end the elves scraped by with a narrow 1-0 victory, which could have been a 2-0 or 3-0 had Jaymez not had woken up with two left feet that day.

On June the 3rd, after 26 matches, during the final to last game of season 4, Jaymez became the Outlaws first star player. He celebrated by running in circles of joy until he gained new speed.

Is nicknamed "Kill Byll". Not for his violent tendencies (he doesn't have any) but because he specializes in pissing off the biggest baddest stupidest guy on the oppossing team to make him go all "Kill Byll! I wantz to kill Byll! GAAAH!" on him and completely forget about the rest of the game.

His approach has resulted in the mental break-down of one troll so far, 'Eadbashaz Big Snak, leading to a touchdown against a unsupported orc line.

Since Sorri's Necros didn't have any big guys to pick on, and it turned out that mind-tricks don't work on Flesh Golems since those have no brains at all, Byll went to bully ghoul Flitty instead. The poor guy was so unnerved he couldn't pick up the ball all game. Proving that Bylls tricks work on victims of every size.

Since the Blue Sky Bombers had no big guy to keep himself busy with, Byll let out his frustration on Line-elf Axe and smashed his collar bone.

Bylls biggest baddest guy to date: He went one-on-one (well, two-on-one, but who counts that closely) with Fighting Yaks Spitfire. The great saurus pulled his groin trying to defend against Byll and had to be euthanized, no, healed.

Over time Byll has moved from the Line of Scrimmage to the sidelines where he developed into a world class lineman. And a bloody viscious one at that. He killed Femmes Fatale Siren and pushed Helen into the stands, badly hurting here in the process, all in one game. Byll was lucky to get out of the game alive. The last Outlaw who killed a Femmes Fatales, Yohn, was killed the very same game.

Dark Age Outlaws second best tackler with two causalities on only fourteen blocks and their second highest-rated player (13 SPP) during their <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18345">Season 1 Championship</a> run. Contributed two touchdowns to the Outlaws <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II championship</a> victory.

Loves men in the same way a cat loves a mouse.

Despite playing fewer games, she did what Mary couldn't do and scored a causality as part of the Dark Age Outlaws <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II championship</a> team.

Had a game-winning moment in third seasons opening game against the Fighting Yaks where she dodged from prone position to go up against an entire sauri cage and sacked the skink ballcarrier in a frenzied block.

While big sister Mary developed into the more prolific scorer during season 3, Jayne proved that she can fill Marys shoes anytime. When Mary missed the game against Femmes Fatales Jayne stood in and scored a double touchdown.

There is an old saying among Dark Elves that best describes Chasm. You know what they say about looking into an abyss? If you look into the abyss long enough... Chasm will sneak up on you from behind and shove you off the cliff.

Is a specialist for scoring late touchdowns. Both times he scored, it was the third touchdown for his team in the game, the 3-2 over the Fighting Yaks and the 3-1 against Femmes Fatales respectively.

Part of the team that won the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18345">Season 1 Championship</a>. One season, one touchdown, and three completions later he added <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season IIs Championship</a> to his trophy case.

Chasm took over as the Outlaws "Chief of Mischief" following Ruths departure to the 14 Undead and 2 Werewolves (and one Awesome Dark Elf). As Eden Price's second in charge Chasm organizes everything off-pitch while Price is the leader on the field. Chasms biggest successes so far have been spiking the drinks of the 'Eadbashaz, giving them explosive diarrhea, and paying fans to throw rocks, of which one badly hurt Black Orc Rogg da Stompa.

His work doesn't end there, though. Once everything off-pitch is taken care off, he moves things on the field. In the same game against the 'Eadbashaz he exploited a careless orc defense and generous injury time to steal a touchdown late in the first half.

Suffered a pinched nerve on a failed Blitz against one of Chaos Engines beastly boys. The medic did his job, though, no doubt motivated by Chasms previous dealings with apothecaries who failed to do their job.

After Eden Prices untimely death, Chasm took over full time as the undoubted leader of the Outlaws.

<i>„No rest till send-off, when ref's eye and offender meet, to chase knocked down men with fouling feet.“</i>

Had the HONOUR of being the first fouler among the Outlaws. As a true sign of a sneaky bastard, he tied up the werewolves shoelaces after stunning him, resulting in a hilarious trip-up and fall face-first onto the endzone line, ball in hand, moments later.

Took down troll Big Snak by poking him in the eye. Is as gifted with his hands as he is with his feet. His pass bridged the distance from Outlaw endzone to far enough into the Gutter Rats of Eshins half for Eden Price to score a touchdown in the time left.

Dark Age Outlaws best passer with 3 completions for a total of 8 yards during their <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18345">Season 1 Championship</a> run and tied for second place among the scorers with Byll and Eden Price at two touchdowns during the teams <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II Championship</a>.

Sprained the groin of a certain Psychotic Bob, who is reported to be "an animal". Sources didn't go into further details of the background behind this.

Introduced himself to the team with a touchdown pass against 14 Undead and 2 Werewolves. Continued scoring against the Blue Sky Bombers and finished the season with a winning touchdown for the usual Outlaw result of 2-1 against the 'Eadbashaz in the last game of the season as <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=19149">Season III Champion</a>.

Is the proverbial whore with a heart of gold. She ripped it out of the chest of a rich old john. Its aorta has put her children through college.

Slowly but surely developed into the Outlaws leading scorer over the course of the second season, with five touchdowns to her name. Two of those in a game against their high elvish rivals from the Blue Sky Bombers. The feat was especially note-worthy because it came on a day when Mary nearly met death after a failed dodge and on day when Mary was slightly indisposed to begin with due to a night of heavy drinking with her former colleagues from the red light district. But Mary was never bone-headed. Air-headed, perhaps. But never bone-headed.

Was arrested ahead of season 3's Femmes Fatales match for prostitution. But Mary insists it was a mix-up and not really her. Just a girl dressed like her, trying to ride her coat-tail.

The touchdowns she scored during her debut season won the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II Championship</a> for the Outlaws and also set the record for most touchdowns scored by a Dark Elf in one season as well as all time.

She was nominated for (Wo)man of the Season II and received one vote.

<i>„The man was well-nigh dead, as soon as he met Gunn. To think the elf hadn't yet had any fun; but now, it seems, he's right - his notion just: No doubt a consolation for biting the dust.“</i>

Invented gangsta rap before there were any gangstas... or rap. For lack of a better term he calls his genre "Law-defying citizens speak words over repetitive beats which should not be mistaken for music". For some reason the name hasn't caught on. Neither has his debut album titled: He'll run for ya and he'll gun for ya, then you'll be stunned for two! Some critics suspect his affinity for overly long titles is connected to his own parents short-changing him when it came to his name. He even added a second -n to make his name seem bigger.

Badly hurt Allie Kat, scoring the Outlaws first causality (well, the first causality in a Bloodbowl game), even though the zombie regenerated.

His precise aim finds his mark even over the longest distance, like his long bomb pass against the 'Eadbashaz showed.

Learned how to guard his teammates from watching a tribe of buzzing, hulked up amazons called Femmes Fatales.

The Outlaws second-best rusher (34 yards) and the second-best passer (2 completions, 7 yards) during their <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18345">Season 1 Championship</a> run. Shares the spot as third best tackler with Dalton, who caused the same number of causalties as Gunn (1) with fewer blocks (5 compared to Gunns 9). Last but not least he was one of three players who came second to Starr in touchdowns scored (2). With all these accomplishments, no wonder he became his teams highest rated player (15 SPP). He went on to contribute one touchdown and his many, many valuable assists to the Outlaws <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II championship</a>.

<i>'As stars that shoot along the sky shine brightest as they fall from high.'</i>

This acclaimed gunslinger is credited by historians for starting the dark ages. Which he did by shooting out all light bulbs with his pistol. Bang-bang!

Scored the first touchdown in Outlaw history. Then, just to drive the point home, he also scored the second one.

He added a third touchdown to his record before Butcher scored the first Outlaw point that didn't come at the hands of Starr.

1/2 of the reason why the Outlaws turned defeat into victory within the last minutes of the game against the Gutter Rats of Eshin. His Knock Out Blitz against Eshin ballcarrier near the Outlaw endzone was as valuable as any of his three touchdowns.

Dark Age Outlaws leading scorer (3 Touchdowns) and second-best blocker (32) in their <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18345">Season I Championship</a> run. And tied for third place with Butcher as their best rusher with 24 yards.

Starred (haha, get it) in the Outlaws <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4848&show=18674">Season II Champion</a> squad.