An abnormally smart Troll, Dr. Finthwizel taught at a university before it was torn down to make space for a stadium. Unfortunately, not many jobs require intelligence, and he was consequently turned down at every job interview. With no where left to go, he signed up for a Blood Bowl team at the stadium where the university used to reside. He seemed highly promising until he got his horrendous streak of bad luck. Sometimes he doesn't even realize the game's started for minutes after, sometimes he hallucinates that players are delicious morsels, and he can never remember where he is and what he's doing. To this day the world's greatest medical minds can't deduce what's wrong with him. It's rumored to be supernatural.